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I've been wanting to die for 5 years straight, I took every medication known to man and still feel like shit. Time to end it. What is the quickest way to die? I don't care how painful it is.

Pic related, Gay engineer here.

>> No.1917506

gun, hang, jump of someting tall.

>> No.1917509

>>1917506
No tall buildings here. Hanging can take awhile. No gun.

>> No.1917512

Don't do it, suicide is a permanent solution to what will be a temporary problem. What is so bad you need to die.....

>> No.1917511

Get AIDS from having buttsex with an engineer.

>> No.1917519
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1917519

If you have ready access to a firearm, that's definitely the fastest and easiest way. Just make sure you do it properly. The last thing you want to do is end up like this guy in my pic.

>> No.1917526

>>1917497
Ask for help from God.

>> No.1917527

if i were to kill my self, drug induced death coma.

>> No.1917530

>>1917512
Persistent hallucinations, depression. Need I say more?

>> No.1917531

When the doctors let me know I'm dying of a terminal disease I'm gonna go sit on a big pile of explosives.

>> No.1917534

Go out in a blaze of glory. you will then be welcomed into Valhalla.

>> No.1917536

>>1917526
I tried asking help from every known deity. All failed. Please just tell me how to kill my self short of stabbing my self in my heart. I don't know if I could do that.

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>>1917519

>mfw

>> No.1917542

>>1917512
all my loved ones died

>> No.1917546
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1917546

delivered

>http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

>> No.1917547

>>1917542
I can't even die without a troll hijacking my thread, fuck.

>> No.1917556

>>1917536
Just man up, or deal with it.

>> No.1917563
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engineering will do that to you. use this if you need to suicidepreventionlifeline.org . you're not alone-- life is shitty for most people, but it's still worth living. When I get depressed I've found social interaction to be helpful. and finding anything to be thankful for. and service to others--kindness and helping other people will make your problems much less important and life more gratifying. and developing skills and challenging them make life more fulfilling. Also, perspective helps, that our planet is just a tiny portion of the cosmos makes me realize anything stressful really isn't that significant. smoke weed everyday

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>>1917563

10/10

>> No.1917574

Well I decided on opening an artery and taking lots of aspirin to thin out my blood and DPH to put me to sleep easier. Later assholes.

>> No.1917584

people who commit suicide disgust me

they are the highest form of ingrates

selfish ingrates too

imagine what you are doing to your family! taking the easy way out while they mourn and cry for the rest of there lives!

you have been given sentience and you want to end it because of emotional instability?

you live in a universe that in beautiful beyond comparison.

>> No.1917612

>>1917584
>you live in a universe that in beautiful beyond comparison

Many people do not see it this way.
Many people cannot see it this way.

Life is hard. Life can be harder than most people have to endure.

There are aspects of the universe that are beautiful, and there are aspects of the universe that are very very ugly.

>> No.1917622

>>1917574
It looks like OP is a goner tonight.

>> No.1917628

go and buy a pack of cigarettes. roll out all the tobacco and collect the tobacco. boil said tobacco, or if you have a coffee pot put it in there and brew it like you would coffee.

take the brown shitty liquid you collect and chug it. you will overdose on the nicotine and die.

>the moar you know

>> No.1917630

>>1917612
There are aspects of the universe that are beautiful, and there are aspects of the universe that are very very ugly.

only things humans do are ugly(and animals as well)

the rest of the universe is pure elegance and beauty

>> No.1917657

>>1917628
Hmm, how fast is the onset of death?

>> No.1917651

>>1917630
The rest of the universe is a place that you will never reach, full of environments that would kill you if you managed to break the laws of physics to actually get there.

Your idea of a beautiful universe is a painting, a mirage, an echo of electromagnetic radiation hundreds of thousands of years old by the time it reaches your eyes.

Our world is all that is relevant to the human condition, and the human condition is fucking bleak.

>> No.1917661

>>1917584
>hurr imagine what you are doing to your family!

disgusting. family members demanding a miserable person stay alive for their happiness is far more selfish.

>> No.1917662

>>1917628

ill have you know i was eating jet puffed marshmellows as i wrote that

>> No.1917671
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1917671

Granted humans do the ugliest shit, but some are the greatest beauty in the universe

>> No.1917672

Get fairly drunk
Fill tub up with warm water
Take some sleeping pills
Have something very heavy handy
Get into tub
Sit back and let the heavy object lay on your chest
Drift slowly away into bliss

Here's a suicide guide if you want
http://web.archive.org/web/20000818052356/www.satanservice.org/coe/suicide/guide/

>> No.1917674

>>1917671
pic unrelated

>> No.1917692

>>1917672
Thanks, I have quite a few sleeping pills and was going to use them anyway(the DPH). I'll put my self in a hot bath as well.

>> No.1917696

blow head off with shotgun

>> No.1917719

>>1917692

for fucks sake op if you gonna kill yourself sack up and do it with fucking style instead of with a whimper (how you lived your entire fucking life)

buy an airsoft gun and make the fucking cops kill you at least you pussy

>> No.1917755

>>1917719
I doubt you could do what OP is going to do, much less die from law enforcement. He is going to die quietly without causing trouble. I wish all suicidal people would do this.

>> No.1918507

don't do it man

you'll end up on the news as another gay suicide and then we'll have to listen to more of THAT shit...so fucking annoying

>> No.1918515

OP, probably the simplest and easiest method of carbon dioxide or monoxide poisoning.

You feel sleepy, or you don't even feel anything, and then BAM you're unconscious and dead within 5 minutes. If you use monoxide, there's no way to save you.

Being an engineer, I'm sure you can figure out how to get a hold of the necessary materials and engineer yourself a contraption of death.

>> No.1918513

Get a hold of a lot of sleeping pills/pain killers

Starve self for 3 days (water is okay) (so you don't shit yourself)

Go deep into woods/wilderness

Have someone send previously written notes to people who care about you. You can denote the location of your body if you wish. They might not be cool with only bits and pieces of your body (animals and whatnot)

Take all the pills

Go to sleep

That's probably how I would do it if I had to. That, or make it look like an accident, so insurance could foot some of the bill.

>> No.1918520

Break into a zoo.
Search for a cage with a male lion.
Write a suicide note saying you were a gay engineer and just had to boldly try what no proud, gay engineer has tried ever before.

Enter cage, try to rape the male lion.

>> No.1918527

Death in the open ocean. No body to deal with. As far as anyone on land is concerned, you just disappeared.

Get in a little shitty boat, manage to get somewhere out in the open ocean, take a bunch of pills, and engineer yourself something that lights the boat on fire several hours after you estimate you should be dead. It's like giving yourself your own viking funeral

>> No.1918529

dont do it, things get better.

on a side note, if you do, then atleast leave a note to your friends and family so they know its not their fault.

I love you OP

>> No.1918552

buy a pound of marijuana and smoke the whole thing in one day and you will die of THC overdose

>> No.1918555

Don't die and the rewards will be endless.

>> No.1918566

You think your life is hard, or that you are depressed? I won't castigate you for your feelings, or call you a faggot, I will give you something to watch.

http://www.vbs.tv/newsroom/the-vice-guide-to-liberia-1-of-8--2

Watch every episode, 1-8. Don't look away, just fucking watch, and then come back here and tell us why everything is so bad for you.

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OP, apply for deep brain stimulation. You haven't tried it all until you've tried this. I've seen some miraculous recoveries of people with severe treatment resistant depression.

One woman told me she had wanted to die for as long as she could remember, but didn't kill herself because of guilt towards her children. Two weeks after the implant she told me she laughed and meant it for the first time. I cried that day.

>> No.1918580

>>1917519
That picture makes me cry. Both because of the gore and knowing how much he's going to regret this for the rest of his life, knowing how his family or people in general will think of him for this. :(

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>>1917497
>I've been wanting to die for 5 years straight
>5 years straight
>straight
>Gay engineer here

mfw

>> No.1918584

I'm always surprised how often sexual preferences are mentioned when suicide is brought up.

Suicide is what happens when pain overcomes ability to deal with pain. find a way for things to get better and deal with your shit and the pain goes away. most things in your life you can probably laugh at. I've attempted suicide twice- one would have been successful- and both times I just got angry, like "is this fucking it or what?" and didn't want to go through with it, and afterwards I did have a better perspective on things. shit's still tough (terminal illness yo) but at least I'm not cutting myself short of all the shit i could be doing, and I hate to think of anyone else doing this kind of shit either.

then again for a lot of drama shit I see where they say "I'm going to commit suicide now!" and make a big deal about it I do think it's the best option for everybody. natural selection removing self-absorbed stupidity at it's finest.

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>>1917519

>> No.1918593

I've been clinically depressed just about half of my life although it was never diagnosed.

I've tried to stab myself in the gut with scissors when I was 5 years old. I stood on the ledge of a 15 floor building when I was 7 but chickened out. I've wanted to die for a shit ton longer than 5 years.

I'm happy now. I'm content with my life. The cycles of depression slowly started to fade away. You need to find a purpose in life OP. Drown yourself in work. Looking back over your accomplishments is the best remedy.