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So /sci/, I am a senior this year and the Student Government needs my senior photo and comment shit.

What are some good jabs at American Christianity that are not right away obvious jabs? (quotes, etc.) I'm sick of the common Christian attitude. There's a fake quote by the Yuri Russian astronaut saying "I see no God up here". Stuff like that works, but maybe not so obvious. I want something to put in the year book, I want people to see it.

e.g. There's a quote by G. Washington saying that the country (USA) is not built upon Christianity or something along those lines.

There's also a quote by Frank Zappa, but it has too many "cuss words" to be accepted as a senior quote at my school.

pic sort of related.

>> No.1897711

Most people are a little too old for imaginary friends...

>> No.1897727

"and ackmed was all like JIHAD! and I was all like that is SOOOO ackmed"

>> No.1897737

"All science is quite useless."

-Albert Einstein

>> No.1897745

I had no need of that hypothesis

>> No.1897746

Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe there are fairies at the bottom of it too?
-Douglas Adams

>> No.1897752

they let us give baby pictures for our senior pic and my high school quote was:

"this picture came with a picture frame I bought and not a picture of me at all"

and it was true

>> No.1897755

Quote some of the old Greek philosophers which made the same arguments for the existence of Hera as modern day Christians do for god.

>> No.1897763

"do what to who for how many cookies?"

>> No.1897764

>>1897752

You word things poorly.

>> No.1897768

>>1897755
Do you know where those can be found?

>> No.1897769

>>1897746
this is probably your best bet.

>> No.1897770

>>1897764

That only make the quotation better imo.

>> No.1897772

>>1897768
i heard google had a couple.

>> No.1897792

"Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together. - deuteronomy 22:10"

mine lol ^

>> No.1897831

my name is two syllables and both rhyme with "band camp" and my senior quote was "this one time" and i paid the 200 bucks or whatever for a private photographer and instrument rental to get a picture taken of me with a flute.

also i'm 28 so it was a lot funnier back then

>> No.1897866

"I, at any rate, am convinced that He [God] does not throw dice."

even though it wasn't intended to point out the hypocrisy, it does.

>> No.1897885

>>1897770

If you say so.

>> No.1897893

>>1897831

VanCamp?

>> No.1897899

>>1897706
thats quote was soviet propaganda

>> No.1897911

OP, I have no specific quotes for you, but I urge you to research whatever quote you decide to use just to make sure it was really said. You don't want to be one of those asshats who propagates bad information, and your plan will backfire if someone calls you out for misquoting.

Anyway, you mentioned George Washington, so here's a source of quotes that may or may not be reliable:

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/George_Washington

>> No.1897921

whats the frank zappa quote?

I love frank zappa

also that fake quote by yuri PISSES ME OFF imagine being him.. the 1st FUCKING HUMAN EVER TO GO INTO SPACE and his image is being perpetuated via something he never even said being spread around by 14 year old losers that think the wall paper and quote is tasteful because they "don't belive in god" not because they don't but because it seems to be the logical thing and their just going along

200 years ago the same people would have gone t church every sunday.. fucking bugs if you ask me

>> No.1897922

use some pro-deism Thomas Jefferson quotes

>> No.1897924

"Some men just wanna watch the world burn."

Then get a senior pic like that fat band kid.

>> No.1897925

my senior quote was "brb mit lol"

also we had to turn in the quotes before acceptance letters came in so it was somewhat of a gamble

>> No.1897954

just put, '...and god created everything.'

if you don't get it, put OP is a faggot.

>> No.1897987

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.

Seneca