/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.1881407]

"All science is quite useless."
-Albert Einstein

[Anonymous No.1881415]

sup Matt Lawrence

[Anonymous No.1881502]

Imagination is more important than knowledge." -Albert Einstein

[Anonymous No.1881507]

Albert Einstein thinks outside the box.

Unlike the super atheist evolutionist scientists of today.

[michael.the.christian.scientist !rNno3pgdzI No.1881514]

"God is Love" - Aether
"You're all insane and using Zionist Lies" - Aether
"The Sun is our Father and Nature our Mother" - Aether
"Four is above One" - Aether
"Christians are Good Scientists" - Aether
"You're not scientists, you're insane anti-scientists" - Aether


Aether > Einstien

[Anonymous No.1881517]

""The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." -Albert Einstein

[Anonymous No.1881521]

"All religion is quite useless."
-Jesus of Nazareth

[Anonymous No.1881527]

"Jesuits don't follow my teaching. They follow whatever the fuck they want, but puts the blame on me. What the fuck, guys?"
-Jesus Christ

[Anonymous No.1881530]

"The only real valuable thing is intuition."

[sage No.1881538]

"I will find out where Aether lives, and beat the shit out of him"
-/sci/

[sage No.1881543]

"Kill the aether"
-/sci/

[Anonymous No.1881547]

"BZZZAAAAAPP"
-Nicholas Tesla

[Anonymous No.1881549]

"We had some fights."

-Kepler when asked by Charles DeGaulle why he didn't include God in his theory of relativity

[Anonymous No.1881575]

"There is no science without rastafarism"
-Albert Einstein

[Anonymous No.1881578]

it could sound so batshit insane and stupid until you read "- albert einstein" and you're like "oh, yeah well it's thought-provoking"
- albert einstein

[aether !ELufdjZJa. No.1881588]

>>1881514
thank you my good friend :)
although i gave up caring about how i type unless im trying to be especially annoying
also "The fact that Pluto is now a "moon" is exact undeniable proof that god exists."

[Anonymous No.1881604]

>>1881407
"Beat the shit of of Aether, then kill his family"
-/sci/

[Anonymous No.1881606]

>>1881538
>>1881543
I am proud /sci/.

[Anonymous No.1881611]

>>1881538
>and beat the shit out of him
brutal force is not the answer

civilized /sci/entists use nukes

[Anonymous No.1881628]

"You are educated evil, and might have to kill the evil ONE teaching educators before you can learn that 4 corner days actually exist -but all Cube Truth denied."
- Time Cube

[Anonymous No.1881632]

"You'd have to be stupid to not know both the location and velocity of a particle"

- Heisenberg

[Anonymous No.1881634]

"what the fuck is this shit"
-pope john paul II

[Anonymous No.1881637]

>>1881606
"Kill aethers family, then frame aether for the crime"
-/sci/

[Anonymous No.1881642]

>>1881637
"Make aether watch as I brutally rape his mom"
-/sci/

[aether !ELufdjZJa. No.1881705]

ALL HAIL AETHER
plus you guys are all stupid, everyone knows you fuckwits couldnt rape a person if you wanted to. But good luck finding my address or my parents address or any of that. You are stuck with me :) :) :)
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[Anonymous No.1881726]

"What does Marcellus Wallace looks like?"
-unknown

[Niveus !qyCeV9YlYI No.1881741]

"Human beings in their thinking, feeling, and acting are not free, but are as causally bound as the stars in their motions". -Albert Einstein

[Anonymous No.1881745]

>>1881726
well, he certainly doesn't look like a bitch

[Anonymous No.1881750]

"An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex" -Aldous Huxley

[michael.the.christian.scientist !rNno3pgdzI No.1881781]

>>1881705
You're getting there, Son.
You're truly Aether once you're enlightened;
1. There is no spoon.
2. They are insane; (It's not a joke, I'm serious)
3. God is love.

Once these are imprinted in your mind, then, and only then, are you worthy of the title: Aether.

[Anonymous No.1881801]

"I will rule this sector or see it burn to ashes around me."
Arcturus Mengsk

[Anonymous No.1881823]

>>1881705
>couldn't rape a person if you wanted to

depending on the tense, that's definitely not true

[Anonymous No.1881855]

E=mc²
-Albert Einstein

[Anonymous No.1881865]

"All Einstein's quotes are truth"
-The average moron (most likely you!)

[Anonymous No.1881886]

Nigger
-Albert Einstein

[aether !ELufdjZJa. No.1881905]

>>1881781
I'm Ready coach!
pic related and file name

[Anonymous No.1881908]

WHat are you talking about OP thats Mark Twain, not Einstein

[Anonymous No.1881909]

"If an idea isn't daft, it isn't worth thinking about."

-Albert Einstein

[Anonymous No.1881924]

"Avatar sucks."
-Albert Einstein

[Anonymous No.1881927]

"He's like a drug for you, Bella."
-Stephanie Meyer

[Anonymous No.1882032]

I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck!
-Albert Einstein

[aether !ELufdjZJa. No.1882051]

OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures."
Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on 4chan and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on 4chan when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet.

Third, if you are trying to prove to 4chan that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word.

Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence.

There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, i really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares. Also, if you did not read this entire post, you’re an idiot and fell for a counter troll.

PS. I saw that Pic on Google images and it most definitely isn’t you faggot.

[Anonymous No.1882056]

Niggers give me dank
Bitches give me head

- Carl Sagan

[Anonymous No.1882062]

>>1881801

[Anonymous No.1882068]

>>1882056

Oh Carl Sagan, you would say something like that.

[Anonymous No.1882069]

"kkkkhhhhaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN" - jtk

[Anonymous No.1882081]

"I dream that I'm pigeon and have sex with my pigeon wife.Oh wait I couldn't clean if I didn't have hands, I need to be clean... my fingers are not multiples of three, I think I'll cut off a thumb" Nikola Tesla

[Anonymous No.1882098]

"Sometimes, a cigar is just a massive space vagina that swallows life forms whole."

Sigmund Freud

[Anonymous No.1882109]

"Everything that has been invented, can be invented" - Pythagoras

[Anonymous No.1882123]

"Math is the key which unlocks the door to God's mind" - Issac Newtwon

[aether !ELufdjZJa. No.1882157]

SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR THREAD OP I AM THE GOD OF 4CHAN I CAN DESTROY ANY THREAD AT WILL HAHAHAHAHAHA
What the gesture means...
-Kiss on the stomach: I'm ready.
-Kiss on the Forehead: I hope we're together forever.
-Kiss on the Ear: You're my everything.
-Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
-Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
-Kiss on the Neck: We belong together.
-Kiss on the Shoulder: I want you.
-Kiss on the Lips: I like you.
____________________________________________________
What the gesture means...
-Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
-Slap on the Butt: That's mine.
-Holding on tight: I don't want to let go.
-Looking into each other's Eyes: I just plain like you.
-Playing with Hair: Tell me you love me.
-Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go.
-Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.
____________________________________________________
Advice:
Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.
____________________________________________________
Requirements:
Post this again after reading
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
____________________________________________4_____'/,.
If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and
Whoever you are missing will surprise you!!

[Anonymous No.1882242]

>>1882062
You're making a terrible mistake! Don't even THINK to cross me! I've sacrificed too much to let this fall apart!

[Anonymous No.1882253]

>>1882242
I guess you won't be stopped by me, the Confederacy, the Protoss or anyone.

But what's up with you posting Starcraft images and quotes on /sci/?

[Anonymous No.1882273]

"consent without rape is sex, rape without consent is illegal"
-Albert Einstein

[Anonymous No.1882297]

>>1882253
I want to take you to a gay bar.
-Abraham Lincoln

[Anonymous No.1882304]

archive this thread

[michael.the.christian.scientist !rNno3pgdzI No.1883284]

>>1881705
You're getting there, Son.
You're truly Aether once you're enlightened;
1. There is no spoon.
2. They are insane; (It's not a joke, I'm serious)
3. God is love.

Once these are imprinted in your mind, then, and only then, are you worthy of the title: Aether.

[Anonymous No.1883293]

I FUCKING LOVE FINCHES!!!!! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAAA!

-Charles Darwin

[Anonymous No.1883297]

[Anonymous No.1883338]

"sry guys,but this thread is confiscated by /b/"
-/b/tard

[Anonymous No.1883341]

hey guise whats going on in here?

[Anonymous No.1883344]

"we president now"
-Lil wayne

[Anonymous No.1883353]

Are we being raided by /b/ or something? Because so far it looks like only one person.

[Anonymous No.1883365]

>>1883353
i could samefag the shit out /sci/ but i kinda like it here.
New to this place,although looks 100000 slower than /b/.
You can compensate that by being scientific on me,do it

[Anonymous No.1883367]

What the hell /sci/
I may be late with this but I just stumbled upon pure retardation.

http://timecube.com/

He offers 10'000 $ to whom disproves his bullshit?
How would you carry on with that /sci/?