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Troll physics thread.

>> No.1878093

That would actually work. Its not troll physics.

>> No.1878108

A troll "troll physics" thread?

>> No.1878115

this works.

>> No.1878114

The best part is, the carbon dioxide absorbtion process is endothermic.

>> No.1878118

>>1878115
>>1878114
>>1878108
>>1878093
And so, you have all been trolled. Congratulations.

>> No.1878125

>>1878118
Yeah, no

>> No.1878127
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Even better: Build robot to do it.

>> No.1878173

>>1878073

WHY HASN'T NASA THOUGHT OF THIS?!

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>> No.1878320

>>1878093
but its also not physics, so while it would work its not physics is it a troll "troll physics" or a legitimate troll physics, or a troll 'troll "troll physics"' thread?

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>> No.1878338

>>1878330
That would work if you had a wormhole...

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last one I got =P

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troll science is entertaining to read

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>> No.1878392

>>1878384
oh lol

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>> No.1878398

>>1878384

how can you live forever by kicking a turtle?

>> No.1878401

>>1878398
>mfw you've never played a Mario game.

>> No.1878402

>>1878333
That's almost how a railgun work.

>> No.1878405

>>1878401
>mfw I got all 242 stars in mario galaxy 2 without ever getting game over

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>>1878401
>mfw you don't have a face

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>> No.1878424

>>1878405
>Galaxy 2
>Not the original
>Joke is lost on you

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would post more frequently but i feel lazy

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>> No.1878446

I'm too lazy to make an image
>Build a treehouse/pot on top of a tree
>Stuff it full of dirt
>Plant a seed in that dirt and let it grow into a tree, then build another tree house on that one.
>Repeat until you reach space
Voila, a cheep and green way to get into orbit.

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>> No.1878461

>>1878408
I KNOW THAT FISH!

http://dagobah.net/flash/angst_fish.swf

>> No.1878462

>>1878370

i really like this one for some reason

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>>1878365
I've made you're fuel free trip even simpler.

>> No.1878494

that would actually work you know...

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>>1878350
fuck i lol'd

>> No.1878531

>>1878479
"you are free trip," eh?

>> No.1878579

>>1878353

This one is annoying the balls out of me. I can't understand how this would not work.

Weighted spring in air tight system with pipe leading to upper reservoir.

>> No.1878609

>>1878353

Why wouldn't this one work?

>> No.1878628

>>1878579
>>1878609

IF THE WATER IS HEAVY ENOUGH TO COMPRESS THE SPRING, IT'S ALREADY TOO HEAVY TO BE LIFTED BY IT.

>> No.1878650

>>1878609
Eventually, bits of water would miss the bucket. And so eventually the water would not be there.

inb4 evaporation

>> No.1878657

>>1878367
I feel retarded for asking, but I don't get why this doesn't work.

>> No.1878665

>>1878657
Surface tension works better at smaller scale.

>> No.1878666

>>1878657

Surface tension only works until a certain point, the tube has far too large of a diameter.

>> No.1878668

>>1878665
>>1878666
Thanks guys.

>> No.1878722

its called troll physics because people wont believe the scenarios are possible

>> No.1878747

>>1878722
Airplane treadmill helicopter turntable roller skate grocery checkout.

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OC

>> No.1879865

>>1879001

don't get it

>> No.1879874

>>1878093

>>Apparently doesn't know what trees do at night...or just how many goddamn trees there are because I've never heard of google earth.

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>> No.1881449 [DELETED] 

bimp

>> No.1881522

>>1878348
That one is actually pretty meh.

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>> No.1881576

>>1881559
fucking lol'd

>> No.1881641

>>1878609
>>1878579

Thats not how springs work

>> No.1881650

>>1881559

Wait, wouldn't this work?

>> No.1881663

>>1881650
fucking icecube trays, how do they work?

>> No.1881686

>>1881650
idiot
the internal pressure of water expanding would break the box

>> No.1881708

As silly as these little comics are, I think they would make surprisingly good studying material for physics classes by finding the fallacy.

>> No.1881713

>>1878073
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WO... oh wait...

>> No.1881714

>>1881708
I wish my physics professor would have put up trollphysics and asked us why it wouldn't work. Best warm up questions for class ever.

>> No.1881722

>>1878398
underage b&

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>> No.1881807

>>1879910
Surprisingly enough, if you had enough mass on the hoop and generated enough angular momentum, it would be more difficult for EFG to pull you off that stool, assuming friction is non-trivial.

>> No.1881816

>>1878370
I'm laughing more than I should.