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We are all going into space for an epic jouney of SCIENCE and ADVENTURE.

Choose the crew.

I choose Stephen Hawking - Captain.

>> No.1871300
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Charles Pellegrino -- Propulsion Engineer

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Carl Sagan - Comic relief

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Robert Zubrin - Deceleration Magsail Engineer

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Cheetah girl -- Space bartender

But seriously now.

Brian Cox -- Resident Astrophysicist and... Gay fantasy guy?

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Morale officer

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Bill Nye - Translating the reports of the trip back in everyday language for the masses to understand.

>> No.1871315

>>1871309
Dude. I worked for Rob's company over the summer as an assistant :D

It was awesome. He has the best sense of humor, so awkward it's hilarious.

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Can I come, guys?

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>>1871315

Oh man I wish I was an aerospace engineer so I could go out for drinks with Robert Zubrin ;_;

And Elon Musk because he looks chill and all :3

Step 1 is to get accepted into some American university. brb downloadan SAT copies

>> No.1871326

>>1871322
Fuck you, reptilian.

>> No.1871328
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Alexander shulgin-- chaplain

>> No.1871330

>>1871291
Captain Hawking is an awesome title.

I just wanted to say that.

>> No.1871331

>>1871322

What will your reaction be, Dawkins, when we find a Matrioshka brain Godmind?

>> No.1871333

>>1871325
Actually theres only one aerospace guy IIRC at Pioneer Astronautics (Bob's company)

I didn't get to go out for drinks with him though, considering I was 17 at the time Q_Q

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One thousand pounds of the most pure DMT.

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Ron Hovind -- Ship's Theologician

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>>1871331
Unamused.

Decidedly unamused.

>> No.1871340

>>1871291
ISAAC ASIMOV - IT Department

And seriously, Hawking as Captain? No, no, his Captain Pike chair does not qualify him as captain the same way Pike's Hawking Chair does not make him a physicist. Hawking is Astrometrics.

SIR ISAAC NEWTON, Government Agent, State Alchemist, Knight. There is a man that can lead us.

>> No.1871342

>>1871337
What will your reaction be when we discover light beings who then tell us we are immortal light beings like them in mortal fleshy bodies?

>> No.1871343

>>1871322
Dawkins can be the guy who always doubts the captain's orders.

>> No.1871349

>>1871340
How about Jean Luc Picard? Not only does he have experience commanding the flagship of the Federation, he is an accomplished diplomat, certified bad ass, bald as fuck and all that jazz.

>> No.1871356

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O31qRH3O6c

you will never play poker with stephen hawking, isaac newton and albert einstein

;__;

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Aubrey de Gray -- So we can explore the Universe forever

>> No.1871362

>>1871336
because we need someone to interpret the fabulous discoveries of the universe in a theological point of view.

>> No.1871364

>>1871349
Jean Luc Picard is as fictional as Captain Pike. But hell, we can bring SIR Patrick Stewart along for the hell of it, in case we meet a race of aliens that think Star Trek is real. We won;t, but it'll be funny to bring along Patrick Stewart and make Captain Picard his official position on the ship.

>> No.1871369

>>1871364

He'll be freaked out and think we're obsessed nerds who are trying to make a real-life Star Trek.

Oh wait a minute...

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>>1871349
He also doesn't exist.

Only real scientists allowed on this ship.

>> No.1871373

I choose Neil deGrasse Tyson - the black guy.

>> No.1871374

>>1871370
>Implying Patrick Stewart doesn't exist and isn't bald as fuck, certified bad ass and all that jazz

>> No.1871377

>>1871373

Token black guy who gets killed in the first planet?

>> No.1871378

>>1871362
We need him to come along so that him and Dawkins can argue and never come to an agreement, until something happens in this week's episode that changes one or the other's mind somewhat and the credits roll after a close up on the contemplative face of one of them - what if...

What if...

>> No.1871379

>>1871377
That's the idea, bu we don't tell him that when we recruit him.

>> No.1871381

>>1871369
Dude, after just a few months of looking at rocks, I am going to start getting bored. To start up a game of Call of Cthulhu with Patrick Stewart and Stephen Hawking would be fucking awesome. And then we go back to looking at rocks...

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All the people in this picture.

WHAT HAS TO BE DONE HAS TO BE DONE.

>> No.1871386

>>1871340
Fuck you.

1. Captain Hawkings is a great name.
2. Hawkings has just the right mix of clear thinking cynicism and unifying idealism.
3. He has an awesome chair.
4. He's the most charismatic living scientist there is.

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Soon, Hawking...Soon this ship will be mine.

>> No.1871414

Objection. You can't have a person who communicates with one facial muscle as a captain during emergencies.

>> No.1871415

Let's have a flotilla, 1 ship ain't enough for this awesome journey.

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I chose GLaDOS

>> No.1871419

>>1871386

Charismatic? I find him rather..mechanical...HAHAHAHAHAHA!

>> No.1871420

>>1871414
He could be a human super-computer instead?

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AKINATOR...

will hijack the spacecraft

>> No.1871442

>>1871314
I love that stuff in sci-fi.

>You mean like a coffee cup falling into a vacuum cleaner?

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Kaku would be my science officer.

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Noam Chomsky - Communications

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Daniel Dennett - Mission chronicler

>> No.1871482

>>1871343
>implying Hawking's orders would be "YOU ARE NOT GETTING PAID TO THINK! YOU ARE GETTING PAID TO BELIEVE IN AN OMNIPOTENT ANTHROPOMORPHIC DEITY THAT GIVES A FUCK WHERE YOU PUT YOUR PENIS!!1"

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USS Awesome readied for flight.

>> No.1871489

>>1871445
Your entire crew would be raped by extradimensional horrors while he was off stroking his cock and spouting retarded theories in front of a TV camera.

>> No.1871490
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CAN i GUISE COME?!

It would be fascinating if we were to discover if natural selection is the drive of evolution in other planets or not!

Plus I kinda like doing research during trips. :3Σ

>> No.1871491

>>1871485
Why would Dawkings go, he can't sell New York Times best selling books in deep space.

>> No.1871495

>>1871491
No, but he can be contrarian.

>> No.1871503

>>1871491
>Dawkings =
>Dawkins + Hawking =
>ULTIMATE ANTI-RELIGIOUS MAXIMUM TROLLING! FUCK YAH!!1

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>>1871485
>mfw no women

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>>1871504
>implying there are any important women in science

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>>1871504
ALLABOARDTHEMANTRAIN.jpg

FUCK YEAH! Old style Academia style!

>> No.1871530

>>1871504
bitches ain't shit

>> No.1871531

>>1871507

Suddenly Turing and daVinci have become very interested in this adventure....

>> No.1871540

>>1871504

>mfw no women

See:

>>1871310

>Cheetah girl -- Space bartender

But that's just for me tho.

>> No.1871544

post pic of this "cheetah girl." :/

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>>1871544

>post pic of this "cheetah girl." :/

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>>1871504
Who needs women when we have sexy robot maids?

>> No.1871565

>>1871548

I approve.

This space odyssey just got a whole lot more interesting.

>> No.1871567

>>1871385
>far right
>yes but that's right you fucking genius!

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>>1871548
raep

regret

kill with fire

regret again

rape corpse

a bit more regret

incinerate last remnants

still regreting

use cremated remnants it as lub (DAT ASH)

more regret

anihillate ash's molecules into ship's anti-matter reactor

my conscience is cleansed

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>>1871581

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>>1871581

Who's going to make the snappy mojito's now?

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>>1871581

You know you want to.

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>>1871602
a legitimate female Homo sapiens mixologist?

>> No.1871620

>>1871613
wrong half of the picture, bro

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>>1871613

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>>1871623

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>>1871633

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>>1871636

LOOK INTO HER EYE AND TELL ME YOU DON'T LOVE HER

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>>1871636

>> No.1871654

>>1871646
>look it in the eye and tell her you won't skull fuck it
fix'd

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Yiffle yaffle.

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>>1871653

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For navigations and stuff

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EVERYONE, HOW ARE YOU POSSIBLY FORGETTING THIS GUY?

>> No.1871685 [DELETED] 

Mos Def

Towel Boy

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Mos Def

Towel Boy

>> No.1871696

>>1871678
Good, I thought we'd lost the tv remote

>> No.1871712

>>1871678
I'm sorry, I'm afraid we can't bring you along.

>> No.1871713
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Also this man right here.

>> No.1871773

/tv/ had a thread like this some time ago

This was my pick >;3~~

>fake edit: I can't find it! :O

>> No.1871838

>>1871773
OH NO PLEASE FIND IT.

>> No.1871842

>>1871306

>Cosmic Relief

fixed it for ya

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>post cheetah girl
>mfw it's not a cheetah

>> No.1871915

>>1871912

Genetically-engineered super-furry leopardess bartender.

There.

>> No.1871918

>>1871696
i lol'd and feel bad about it

>> No.1871923
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>>1871915

I don't recall anyone asking for one of those.

>> No.1871932

>>1871915
that's a clouded leopard you FREAKIN HORNDOG!

AND NO THEY ARE NOT THE SAME THING!: leopards are less related to clouded leopards than they are to tigers, lions and jaguars!

If it is to be a sickfuck furfag at least don't be so fucking ignorant to the subject!

>> No.1871941

Jane Goodall and the girl from Mythbusters because they're the only female scientists I can think of and SS Male Buttsex could use some poonany.

>> No.1871976

>>1871932

Thank you for informing me! <3

Now I can name my furfag pr0nz properly

>> No.1871985

>>1871976
just take a look at some mammalian phylogenetic tree before you do

have something productive result from your degeneration

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>> No.1872001

>>1871986
Seconded

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Richard Feynman - Bongo drummer

>> No.1872036

>>1871941
>>1871986
>>1872001
SHE DOESN'T REAL

>> No.1872083

>>1872036

With proper training any sci-fi actress can become the epitome of her character.

What has to be done, has to be done.

>> No.1872093

>>1872036
You telling me shes CGI?

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>>1872093

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>>1871986

I was gonna post a real one but then I saw this.

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Emma Watson - Yeoman

>> No.1872146

>>1871941
>>1871941
>>1871941
>Mythbusters
>Scientist

lolno, dem d00dz hav hi-sk00l lvl fisix

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is this real?

>> No.1872314

>>1872146
just goes to show how many female scientists there are

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Since the actual captain have some locomotion problems, I'll lead the journey.

>> No.1872389

>>1872367
shit teir

>> No.1874034

>>1872150
wat

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>>1871309
>>1871310
>>1871361
>>1871548
>>1871613
>>1871623
>>1871633
>>1871636
>>1871646