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1851104 No.1851104 [Reply] [Original]

You will never make a real contribution to Science.

>> No.1851112

Screw you, I would if I could.

>> No.1851110
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1851110

bullshit

>> No.1851116

Lets make a list of things left to explore on earth:
-Antartica (hidden lakes etc)
-Amazon, New Guinea etc rainforests
-Deep ocean
-Micro-ecosystems; i.e. invertibrates

And for me:
-A real life woman.

>> No.1851114
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1851114

Try me.

>> No.1851121

>>1851116
dohohohoho

>> No.1851126

>>1851116
The quantum world?

>> No.1851127

>>1851116
>A real life woman.
you have a greater chance of obtaining that goal then the others you mentioned...
ps: trust me it will happen when you least expect it :)

>> No.1851129

>>1851116
>And for me:
>-A real life woman.

sorry to tell, but you won't be a columbus

>> No.1851132

I would kill OP if I had the chance.

>> No.1851134

> explore the galaxy

>universe

>> No.1851135
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1851135

>a sad-looking frog in a jpeg file wants to explore.jpg

>> No.1851138

>>1851134
what

>> No.1851143

Things to look forward to in the next twenty years or so.
LHC findings
Approximation of the number of Earthlike planets out there
I heard there was a 5 part telescope going up in about 15 years that's going to kick fucking ass.
We done mapping the CMB yet? Last I heard it was close.
What else we got /sci/?

>> No.1851154
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1851154

>>1851143
Human-level processing power
Possible space elevator
Japanese base on the moon
Cure for aging/radical life extension
ITER and fusion
Fourth-generation nuclear fission reactors
Mission to Mars probably
Petabyte-size storage
Holographic televisions become widespread
Carbon nanotube-based supercapacitors
Wireless electricity is ubiquitous
I'm sure I can wrestle up some more.

>> No.1851161

>>1851154
Pretty sure National Ignition Facility or whateveritwascalled was supposed to be doing fusion tests this year too.

>> No.1851167

>>1851161
Self-sustaining power generating fusion?

>> No.1851173

>>1851154
>1 petabyte

Why the hell would you need that much storage space?

1 terabyte is MORE THAN PLENTY for me. I mean, even my old hard drive with 200 gigabytes still has about 20% more room left.

It's got tons of movies, and I've only ever saved the ones I really liked.

>> No.1851179

>>1851167
Just spend a minute or two on google, looks more like the "tests" were just warming up their lasers. I am disappoint. For more information on it though try the National Ignition Facility's website, they keep a running list of the news articles they've been in, including one that claims commercial fusion energy will be available by 2030.

>> No.1851181

>>1851173
I've heard that some people have filled out multiple TB hard drives.

How is that fucking possible?

A few years ago, people were surprised that hard drives come as big as 100 GB to 250 GBs. They were content with their 70 GB hard drives.

What the fuck do kids do these days?

Download all existing songs ever created, and only ever listening to a handful?

>> No.1851185

>>1851173
“640K ought to be enough for anybody. ... “ - Steve Ballmer, 1980's
>>1851181
It's called 1080p porn.
And soon it will be 12800p holographic porn.

>> No.1851196

>>1851185
How much is half an hour's worth of 1080p porn? 500 mb?

>> No.1851199

>>1851196
People have a lot of porn. I used to go to /g/, trust me, I know.

>> No.1851202

>>1851196
>>1851199
Also I have no idea. I know that a 2 hour 1080p Avatar bluray rip is about 12.5 - 20GB. I don't know if the porn movies use the same codec etc etc

>> No.1851203

>>1851181
Consider a Blue-ray quality movie that takes up between 6 and 14 gb.

>> No.1851214

>>1851196
Depends on the bit rate.

>> No.1851782

I collected 28,771 pron images in the few years I've been on 4chan, which went up to about 16.2gb

>> No.1851806
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1851806

>>1851104
>You will never make a real contribution to Science
fuck off!

>> No.1851813

>>1851782
And barely 1 TB.

>> No.1851833

I already did though. Once my project's university research goes through I'll be posting all the jelly docs I can over /sci/.

>> No.1851858

immortality in 2029.

/sci/ gets hit by a bus regardless in 2030.

>> No.1851900

>>1851116
if only the rainforests were gonna be around much longer...oh well..

>> No.1852027

aeiou

>> No.1852045

I'm a biologist. There's so much shit to discover it's downright overwhelming.

>> No.1852322
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1852322

>>1852027

>> No.1852458

I will explore the oceans, fuck you.

>> No.1852504
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1852504

You were conceived too early.

You'll never be born...

Feels bad, man.

>> No.1852531

>>1852504
HOLY SHIT! You mean if we gave effective birth control to women aged 16-25, abortions would be cut in half? Why aren't Christians FUNDING THIS? They're murdering babies!

>> No.1852537

>>1852531
effective birth control is already available to women aged 18+

>> No.1853222

you were born at the right time

you will discover new things
at the bottom of the ocean

everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

>> No.1853242

>>1852504
You'd think that by the time they are 30 women would know how to use birth control if they don't want kids...

>> No.1853265

>>1853242
>mfw people still believe that birth control is 100% effective
>voluntary abstinence ftw

>> No.1853268

i'll never make a real contribution to anything

no one deserves my help.

>> No.1853272

>>1853265
>mfw 29% of all abortions is a bit too high of a percentage to be just birth control failure
>mfw I will never have sex

>> No.1853296

>>1852537effective birth control is already available to women aged 18+

I meant make it mandatory.

>>1853242You'd think that by the time they are 30 women would know how to use birth control if they don't want kids...

>implying it's possible for nigger women to learn things

>>1853265voluntary abstinence ftw

>implying it's voluntary

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1853345

>>1853265
my when I'm a faggot.

>> No.1853372
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1853372

>>1853345
>mfw aids

feels bad man

>> No.1853390

>>1853372

>implying no condoms
>oral without open sores?
>get checked for positive or negative hiv?

>> No.1853402

>>1853265
>voluntary abstinence
>Implying you are not a disgusting neckbeard