/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.1839436]

Pic unrelated.
Girl: So what's your major?
Me: Mechanical engineering.
Girl: Oh, to fix cars?

[Anonymous No.1839453]

Grl: what's your major?
me: physics.
Girl: oh so you're going to become a physician?

[Anonymous No.1839460]

Girl: So what's your major?
Me: Mechanical engineering.
Girl: Oh, so you like gay bukkake porn?

[Anonymous No.1839469]

Grl: So what's your major?
Me: Combined biology/chemistry.
Grl (with a greedy twinkle in her eye): wow so you're going to have a good chance to get into med school.
Me: Ahhhh hell no. I don't want to go to school to be a plumber - I came here to do research.

[Anonymous No.1839471]

Girl: What's your major?
Me: Candy Engineering
Girl: Oh, so you Twix Bars?

[Anonymous No.1839475]

girl: what's your major?
me: stupid bitch, i am a phd student.
girl: oh, to waste your time?

[Anonymous No.1839477]

Actually, the facial expression on OP's pic seems to match the situation quite nicely.

[Anonymous No.1839483]

myself: so what's your major?
me: Computer Engineering
myself: are you going to get a girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.1839484]

Girl: What's your major?
Me: Physics.
Girl: Oh, cool. I'm doing biology for now, but I'd like to get into medschool.
Me: Good luck, then. I'm sure you'll get in.

What's wrong with you people?

[Anonymous No.1839590]

girl: whats your major?
me: chemistry
girl: oh me too!
me: thats cool, do you want to go to grad school?
girl: yeah I already got accepted at berkeley and urbana champaign!
me: thats great! what are you going to work on?
girl: I was thinking about continuing in the area I began with my UR back in my freshman year. I have been synthesizing uranium oxide clusters and various uranium organometallics to study their physical and catalytic properties, as well as develop isolation methodologies for uranium processing.
me: that sounds like fun. Dont you have to be worried about those uranium organometallics? arent they pretty dangerous?
girl: yeah, sometimes we have to use remote manipulators in the glovebox.


and shes not fat (indeed, pretty skinny), nor is she ugly in any way.

probably a 6.5-7 on the 10 scale


I will not claim that she is a model, but nor does she have some major negative feature, which seems to often spoil the faces of really intelligent and potenially hot nerds.


she is at berkely now for 2 years. so far she has 2 papers.

[Anonymous No.1839600]

>>1839590
Does she have a boyfriend?

[Anonymous No.1839608]

Girl: So what's your major?
Me: Math
Girl: Oh, to f(x) cars?

[Anonymous No.1839609]

>>1839590

What does it mean, "female Chem major?"

[Anonymous No.1839629]

Girl: What's your major?
Me: Bartending
Girl: Oh, so you fix bars?

[Anonymous No.1839637]

Girl: What's your major?
Me: Astronomy
Girl: Oh, so you fix Mars?

[Anonymous No.1839661]

Girl: So what's your major?
Me: Microbiology and Immunology
Girl: Oh, to fix SARS?

[Anonymous No.1839696]

Girl: What's your major?
Me: Computer Science.
Girl: Can you fix me blue screen?
Me:............

[Anonymous No.1839713]

Girl: What's your major?
Me: Engineering
Girl: What kind of engineering
Me: ...Petroleum engineering
Girl: OHMAIGODMONEYEVERYWHEREAGGGLETMESUCKYOURDICK

mfw I major in PetrE because of my interest in the oil and gas field/industry, and not herpderpmoney.

[Anonymous No.1839747]

Girl: So what's your major?
Me: Paleontologi
Girl: Oh, to fix dinosaurs?

[Anonymous No.1839752]

>>1839713
mfw you did it for the money
Otherwise, you would have become a chemist.

[Anonymous No.1839758]

Girl: So what's your major?
Me: I haven't chosen one yet.
Crickets: *chirp**chirp*

[Anonymous No.1839762]

Girl: So what's your major?
Me: Dermatology
Girl: Oh, to fix scars?

[Anonymous No.1839774]

Whats your major?
>Environmental Health
Oh so you care about trees and squirrels and stuff?
>nope.
Wierd

[Anonymous No.1839785]

Pic unrelated.
Girl: So what's your major?
Me: Audio engineering
Girl: Oh, to fix guitars?

[Anonymous No.1839788]

>>1839752

>using mfw without a face

[Anonymous No.1839888]

Girl: So what's your major?
Me: Political science and pyrotechnics
Girl: Oh, to fix wars?

[Anonymous No.1839901]

Girl: So what's your major?
Me: Elephantology
Girl: Oh, to fix babars?

[Anonymous No.1839915]

Girl: So what's your major?
Me: Russian history.
Girl: Oh, to fix tsars?

[Anonymous No.1839936]

Girl: So what's your major?
Me: Horse genetic engineering
Girl: Oh, to fix centaurs?

[Anonymous No.1839938]

Girl: So what's your major?
Me: Computer Science.
Girl: Oh, to initialize chars?

[Anonymous No.1839948]

Girl: So what's your major?
Me: Glassology
Girl: Oh, to fix jars?

[Anonymous No.1839951]

Me: So what's your major?
Girl: What's that?

[Anonymous No.1839957]

Girl: So what's your major?
Me: Physics
Girl: Oh, to 300k starting wage, any job you want, and smoke cigars?

[Anonymous No.1839958]

Girl: So what's your major?
Me: Mechanical engineering and cat zoology.
Girl: Oh, to fix jaguars?

[Anonymous No.1839991]

Girl: What's your major?
Me: Fuck you.
Girl: What?
Me: Seriously. Fuck off you stupid cunt. You're too stupid to understand anything that will come out of my mouth.
Girl: You're funny
Me: Physics.

[Anonymous No.1839996]

>>1839938
I fucking hate that some people pronounce it "car" or "char[red]". "Care" may sound gay, but it's from character, so there is a compelling reason to say it that way.
Of course it's a girl saying it, and they aren't sentient, so it can be forgiven.

[Anonymous No.1840006]

>>1839996
I've always said it "cares" (just as people shorten it in MMOs or RPGs, since it IS just a shortened form of CHARacter).

But I can pretty easily imagine some stupid girl saying "Initialize cars". That would be most rage inducing indeed.

[Anonymous No.1840007]

Girl: What's your major?
Me: Number theory.
Girl: Oh, to count cards?

[Anonymous No.1840015]

Girl: So what's your major?
Me: Electrical Engineering
Girl: Oh, so you lick pussy?

>mfw

[Anonymous No.1840016]

>>1839996
y u so mad, bro?
It's a neologism. No need to be sentimental about the root. Char is actually a word, so it not only sounds better, but it makes more sense than to stick with old pronunciation.

"Care" is fucking stupid. If I ever have a student that pronounces it that way, I'll tell him to get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.1840026]

Girl: So what's your major?
Me: Psychology of mental handicap'd
Girl: Oh, to fix tards?

[Anonymous No.1840037]

why is there a disproportionately high % of females in astro compared to general physics

[Anonymous No.1840036]

girl: whats your major?
me: chemistry
girl: oh to fix carbons?

[Anonymous No.1840041]

>>1840016
Except its directly fucking related to what its representing (A character). It only makes sense to pronounce it like a shortened version of what it actually represents.

[Anonymous No.1840069]

>>1840041
Yeah. It makes sense.
But if you're gonna take an issue with "care" you should also take an issue with silent h's, consonant/vowel, and literally tons of other examples that are counter-intuitive.
So if you're gonna be an arbitrary dickhead? You might as well go with the side that doesn't make you sound like a retard, and that doesn't produce an unpleasant noise.

[Anonymous No.1840075]

>>1840037
not entirely certain, but i believe it has something to do with horoscopes and the synchronization of their periods.

[Anonymous No.1840076]

>>1840041
Also, did you even read what I said? It's a neologism. It's not really related the original word at ALL anymore. To assume that it is would be a fallacy.

Fuck you. You're an idiot and I'm going to sleep.

[Anonymous No.1840077]

Old friend: So what is your degree in?
Me: RF Engineering
Him: What?
Me: Satellites, I work on satellites.

From now on I'm just gonna call myself a government agent and flash my red passport.

[Anonymous No.1840085]

>>1840069
Why the fuck would I suddenly take offense to what is common to the English language?

Char = Character. I pronounce it just like the larger word if you stopped short.

Its not as if I'm going around saying it all the fucking time anyways. There are very few cases (besides teaching) where you even say almost ANY programming syntax out loud. Its almost always going to be read.

Besides, I wasn't the one who started this conversation with "y u so mad, bro?"

[Anonymous No.1840087]

>>1840037
If true I know what I'm switching to. Shit's all the same at undergrad anyways.

[Anonymous No.1840099]

>>1840085
You are mad. You're taking offense because someone called you wrong.
I'm not mad. It's pretty hard to be mad when you're right, and providing logical arguments.
You're also confusing the argument right now. So instead of wasting my time dealing with a moron, I'm going to sleep.

[Anonymous No.1840105]

Girl: So what's your major?
Me: Biology
Girl: Oh, to teach high school biology?
Me: Why yes actually :D

[Anonymous No.1840109]

>>1840099
As I said,
"y u so mad, bro?"

Seems like you were mad while attacking his (that wasn't my post you were attacking at first) pronunciation of it. Seems like you're mad. Mad enough to post that you're going to sleep and then post again.

[Anonymous No.1840111]

Girl: So what's your major?
Me: Medicine.
Girl: Oh, to get money and whores?
Me: You got that right, bitch.

[Anonymous No.1840126]

I like to use the pronounciation "char" because it rhymes with "star," and also because basically everyone else in the comp sci world uses that pronounciation. Efficient communication is more important than etymology (reference: the rest of the fucking English language).

[Anonymous No.1840151]

Assignment Partner: Ah, I Hate math.
Me: My minor fucking hates you too.
Except not really. Because I'm a pussy.

Girlfriend-in-some-context-I-don't-care-to-remember-"Astrology
I walk into a dark corner of the kitchen and pull my face off.

/sci/-"astrological position"
Me-"Astro-what"

It's only a matter of time before someone mixes them up in a context just like /sci/'s formula, and I will be able to post it here.