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>> No.1839369

no problems here

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>> No.1839376

If you were a stronger jumper than any human on earth, you would be completely safe with that method.

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OH SHI

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>> No.1839450

>>1839376
Or you'd just kick the chair away from you and hit the floor. Derp.

>> No.1839536

>>1839375

this one actually could work - lots of bullets...

>> No.1839560

I've thought about the elevator falling scenario (I know elevators don't fall) but if they did what about building handlebars on the ceiling you could hold on to?

>> No.1839572

>>1839417
I love how his dick is a trolling tentacle

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>> No.1839581

>>1839536
most pistol rounds have muzzle energy measured in hundreds of ft-lbs (200-500). in an ideal case with perfect lossless energy transfer and distribution bullets could indeed move you significantly. but you have to overcome the fact that they are designed to penetrate.

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>> No.1839602

>>1839387
Now I'm wondering, if you had a rope with perfect distribution of weight and no variation in environmental factors 'tied' around a spherical object with no other observable gravitational influence, keep the string taught, slightly above the surface, where will it fall if there is no person keeping it taught? Would the force of gravity essentially be completely equally distributed around it?

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>>1839602
YYOU.. DENSE MOTHERFUCKER

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>>1839375

>> No.1839685

>>1839640
That wasn't really the process I was talking about. Think of the rope just being there, in a complete loop, no knot. For an instant, suspended at the same height at every point on it from the surface of the sphere I just describe. What happens?

>> No.1839690

>>1839560
I think the force of the elevator hitting the ground would rip off your arms, assuming you are talking about hanging in mid air on the handlebars while the elevator is falling.

>> No.1839703

>>1839589
That is basically how agriculture works, yes.

>> No.1839707

>>1839685
if it was an iron ring and not a rope it might be closer to what you are thinking of
a rope would collapse i assume as it is bendy

>> No.1839727

>>1839577
This is what Keynesians actually believe.

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>these threads

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>> No.1841044

the whole troll science is about confusing infinite energy with free energy generating

>> No.1841050

>>1841044
Don't forget magnets.

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>This countenance of mine when there will be another schism in physics because of Trollativity theory.
Soon there will be a third school of thought and it will be about infinite energy, magnets and faster-than-light travel.

>> No.1841077

these threads make me lol so hard my sides hurt

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>> No.1841209

>>1841001
what is this i don't even

>> No.1841375

bump for more trollscience pl0x