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1838095 No.1838095 [Reply] [Original]

It uses natural fucking frequencies!

>> No.1838110

>The IRenew Bracelet is an energy balancing bracelet that helps bring new, fresh energy into your life.
>fresh energy

HOLY SHIT!! This thing can create energy!! Energy crisis solved guys! I bet those oil guys are going to try to cover this up.

>> No.1838116

Hold on a second, NATURAL FREQUENCIES!?

>> No.1838124

>>1838116
Yea, none those poser-ass fake frequencies.

>> No.1838126

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MAKE
NATURAL
FUCKING
FREQUENCIES
GUISE THIS IS LIKE THE MOST ADVANCIEST HUMAN ADVANCE EVER CREATED.

>> No.1838133

My natural frequency is 1828 Hz. You mean, you don't know YOUR natural frequency? What a shame.

>> No.1838140
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1838140

>natural frequencies
They mean placebo

>> No.1838155

Nobodies making you buy this. What's the problem? Insecure much? It's almost like you're trying to compensate for not buying one.

Stop samefagging.

>> No.1838164

>>1838133
>1828 Hz.
>His natural frequency is below 2500 Hz
>laughinggirls.png

>> No.1838168
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1838168

>>1838126
It's synthetic but not synthetic at the same time...get learned.

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1838172

> mfw I just saw this commercial

>> No.1838179
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1838179

> natural frequencies

>> No.1838187
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1838187

Oh I see where this thread is goin'...

>natural frequencies

>> No.1838193

>>1838164
I MEASURED IT AND SHIT, OK?

>> No.1838194

my natural frequency is 9001 Hz

>> No.1838198
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1838198

>Natural Frequencies

>> No.1838203

Bad vibrations around here.

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1838212

> Natural Frequencies

>> No.1838227

This product is the Capitalist personification of the word "troll."

>> No.1838231

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVbdA3n6ISM

enjoy

>> No.1838232

It uses magic.

>> No.1838238

But the people in the ad! They could clearly balance better with the bracelet! The natural frequencies reinforced their brain waves and junk, I'm telling you!

>> No.1838244

Youtube video ratings never cease to amaze me.

>> No.1838246

>>1838133
Pfffff. My frequency is 8.13 times 10 to the power of 51. What are you? A neutrino?

>> No.1838283

GOTTA ALIGN YOUR PROTONS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR