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1837217 No.1837217[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

/sci/, I come to you all with a very noble request: Help me cheat.

Sometime at the end of this year, there will be a chemistry competition at a local university amongst high school students who have completed a year's credit of chemistry. I have been selected to represent my school.

I've put it in my mind that I will win by any means necessary, which is why I need to cheat. We are allowed graphing calculators during this examination, so I figure the best way to cheat is with applications on the graphing calculator.

I've already scouted out the perfect spot to sit, and fit the screen of my calculator with a privacy screen.

All I need now are the applications for my trusty TI-84. In short, the following topics will be covered on the exam:

"atomic theory, properties and families of the elements, solutions, writing and balancing equations, formulas for elements and compounds, mole weight, ionic reactions, bonding; acids, bases, density, weight, valence, electron dot formula, gas laws, ionic bonding, exothermic and endothermic reactions, solutions, isotopes, and organic formulas"

>not underage b8
>not trolling
>inb4 cheating is bad

>> No.1837238

lol ur 2 stupid to do test noramally

>> No.1837240

study.

>> No.1837242

>>1837238
Or a lazy ass trying to game the system. Either way, I approve.

>> No.1837251

>>1837238
OP here. For the record, I got the highest chemistry average in my gifted chemistry class, which was why I was picked.

>> No.1837259

Wow... just... wow.

>> No.1837267

>>1837217
If you require cheating to do even half of those things, you won't win. You probably won't even finish it on time.

On the other hand, most people aren't aware of how powerful TI-8X calculators are even without apps; they have String storage data members that you can put stuff in, among other things.

So, write yourself a formula sheet and study you cunt.

>> No.1837268

Cheating is bad. And you should feel bad for doing it. Especially on a competition.

>> No.1837271

>>1837267
Well, I /can/ do those things without cheating, but why would I /want/ to?

>> No.1837273

>one year of chemistry
>high school

Really?

The final question will be like "what determines the oxidation states of manganese?"

LOL LET ME DO SOME CALCULATIONS TO FIND OUT HURRRRRR

>> No.1837275

>>1837268

Yeah, cheating on tests is understandable, but doing it on a competition is just gay.

>> No.1837286

http://www.ticalc.org/pub/83plus/basic/science/

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1837288

>>1837275
>cheating on highschool chemistry tests
>implying high school chemistry (even AP) is hard

>> No.1837297

>>1837288

This.... Organic chemistry is the first hint of difficulty in a chemistry major, but P.chem is whats hard....

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>>1837297
Physical Chemistry kicked my ass, dude.
Organic 2 was pretty difficult, but not bad. Im a chem minor, math major.

>mfw people bitch about how hard chem 101