/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.1827347]

The master /sci/troll so all these random threads will stop. I'm sorry /sci/, but I'm dumping my folder. Filter if you want.

Also duplicate file entry might be a problem, sorry if posting is delayed.

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>>1827347
That one would work but you'd probably get whiplash.

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they had this thread in /b/

SO EPIC MOAR MOAR

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>implying it wouldn't become laser

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>>1827409
Given a resistant enough material, I do not see why this wouldn't work for at least a few million years.

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One-upped

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Put metal coating on an atom guys

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Achieve this all into a folder then upload it then post the link here.

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>>1827467

I've been wondering about this, is this real?

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[Josef !!nUf2NflSAyw No.1827494]

>>1827481
Some of those are plain awesome. :D

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We should really archive this, for future generations.

[Anonymous No.1827529]

Okay, I'm going to try to debunk each of these just for the heck of it. Feel free to correct me.

>>1827347
Death is caused by the change in momentum. As you fall we can only care about the center of mass. Grabbing your neck, first does not change the total mass so momentum is still the same, and second does nothing since your neck is exerting an equal an opposite force on your hand. Conclusion, yeh you die
>>1827348
This can in principle work, except it will be costy, consume energy like a bitch and if the lower pressure inside the tube is holding that much water you probably won't have that much mobility yourself.

>>1827354
First: For water to stay up like that there'd have to be a normal force on each infinitesimal layer at least as big as the weight of the water directly on top. Water, however, is undergoing continuous molecular rearrangement due to molecular interactions, and its internal pressure is not enough to avoid collapse.
Second: that's just stupid.

>>1827359
This is just stupid as well. "boiling" and "frozen" aren't things that can be preserved as if they were stamps--they are specific physical configurations of a system for a given volume, temperature, pressure...etc.

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[Anonymous No.1827540]

Notice where it's shooting, doubletroll.

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[Anonymous No.1827573]

And then I'm out already. Now remember to save them and let OC come through.

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>>1827537
This would work if you had a shut filled with an equal amount of positive magnets.

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>>1827365
At that pressure you'd just be a patty. Further, you can't just create gas into existance at will. If you got there with that much gas, then fine but you won't get anything beyond that. Even if you could survive you'll eventually read some drift velocity as the water drags you down.
>>1827370
Again, momentum is the culprit. Jumping does, if anything, simply reduce the relative speed of motion and assuming a large fall, you are still fucked. You may only do this for maybe, 2 meters top (i.e. regular jumping height).

>>1827374
You'd just stay in place since when your "bro" tries to push off of you you'll be pushed down the same distance you just went up.

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>>1827381
I don't even...

>>1827390
Same as >>1827374
>>1827399
Yeah, let's just forget about Newton's third law. Fuck the wanker.
>>1827405
Oh yeah, did you consider that trick may work in racing because the faggot in front of you is using <span class="math">his[/spoiler] as opposed to yours to move the thing int he first place?
>>1827409
Let's forget about Lenz' law as well which is really just N's third.

Man so many....

[Anonymous No.1827590]

Why hasn't moot changed the name of this board to "/sci/ - magnets" yet?

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>>1827497
herpaherpaherpaherpaderpderp as if the nigger wouldn't pick up the shit thinking it's a baby

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>>1827573
you've inspired me to creat oc!

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>>1827449
would work if the outcome wasn't 0

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>>1827614
The nigger would evolve and gain longer arms as to aquire chicken more easily

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>>1827628
whoever made that forgot to put a coolface on the guy in the drawing.

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>>1827414
Torpedo would be only, some value greater than your speed and the limit as the torpedo's speed goes to infinity would be C due to relativity.
>>1827419
Using photons to push the sail? Yeah bro, enjoy your attonewtons of propulsion against regular awesome water friction.
>>1827440
That's somewhat in a way lasers actually work (mirror is like 99% reflective if I recall correctly).

>>1827439
And any other involving a magnets attached to thing they are supposed to move. NEWTON"S THIRD MOTHERUFKERSFLKJSDf.
>>1827433
Second law of thermodynamics. Throw that shit away.

Man fuck this. Too many. Same bullshit over and over.

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>>1827516
There's another of these.

[Anonymous No.1827672]

i just made this

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>>1827670

Fucking 4chan man.

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>>1827672
PROVE ME WRONG BITCHES

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>>1827679
This works in theory

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>>1827675
Wait, which way am I getting trolled?
Either:
A) Earth rotates under you once you get off it?
or B) Money makes the world go round?

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These makes perfect sense.

Espescially when I was 4

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>>1827685

The answer is C. Trust me, I have an IQ of 199 (measured professionally) and got 2399 in my SAT. I have also had many a cock in my mouth.

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>>1827691
This has to work.

[Anonymous No.1827730]

/sci/'s first law of magnets:
"As the number of magnets approaches infinity, the velocity of the the affected object approaches c."

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>>1827719
This car would go too fast to control

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>>1827488
not troll, that's geothermal energy, unless it's a double troll

[Anonymous No.1827808]

Moar OC, I made this to contribute, it's shitty I know

[Anonymous No.1827839]

I might have discovered perpetual motion through perpetual trolling...

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>>1827672
The human would need a more varied meal to generate meat. The human would need better sustinence to not die/and or generate meat.

[Anonymous No.1827870]

I laughed for 10minutes straight, o gawd OP, o gawd.

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from another thread

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[Anonymous No.1827919]

We should write a textbook.

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>>1827919
Oh man that would be great. We could have an entire chapter dedicated to magnets.
And another for perpetual motion machines.

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only some of you might get this one

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oh god.. bump to the stars!

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>>1827929
...Venus has a longer orbital period than earth?

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>>1827493
Lol, nice drawing of a magnamite.

[Anonymous No.1830821]

bump for science

[Anonymous No.1831267]

Some OC

>Captcha: ourearth some

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>>1831292
oh god lol'd so hard

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>>1827365
wtf, you can't breathe in space

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>>1831330
But you held your breath in step 2, so you have a lung full of air.

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This one actually works :)

[Mysterbyg No.1831346]

Archive. NOW.

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>>1827472

holy shit! you can therefore travel faster than the speed of light!

[Anonymous No.1831431]

Some OC.

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Fresh OC

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Archive this

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>>1831552
it's already been archived

[Sammy No.1831554]

WTF this wasnt posted yet

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>>1827409
hey that was my idea!

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>>1827488
this is how geothermal actually works

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>>1827943
Troll is a psychopath.

[Anonymous No.1831581]

To the OP. Thank you good sir, your efforts are deeply appreciated.

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>>1827672
food pyramid

sun's energy = infinite
grass energy ~= 0,025 x infinite
meat energy ~= 0,1 x 0,025 x infinite

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>>1827529
>This can in principle work, except it will be costy, consume energy like a bitch and if the lower pressure inside the tube is holding that much water you probably won't have that much mobility yourself.

bitches dont know bout my surface tension

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>>1827774
winrar by far

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>>>/mu/13085920

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I'm making one now

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If you're a scientist, you must contribute to this thread

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>>1827521
OH GOD I LOLD

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>>1827348
Someone tell me why this wouldn't work.

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>>1832364
You would break the pressure keeping the water there when you enter the water

[Anonymous No.1833836]

anyone have the faster than the speed of light with the showerhead?

[Anonymous No.1834154]

bump FOR SCIENCE

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thx OP