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Anonymous Mon Sep 27 22:37:59 2010 No.1814013 [Reply] [Original]

I'm not that faggot christian God, I'm the Creator of the fucking universe. I leave for more then 4 billion years and come back for this shit. I thought I left the universe in capable hands but well... I was wrong...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 22:38:59 2010 No.1814019 I can smell your cock from here man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 22:39:59 2010 No.1814024 File: 13 KB, 256x256, sadkeanu (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sorry i fucked up bro

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 22:41:59 2010 No.1814042 I'm trying god, trans-humanism is hard and the chrisifags don't help much at all.... What can I do better, I want to help.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 22:41:59 2010 No.1814037 Well obviously you shouldn't have left for more than 4 billion years. Even Americans know better than to leave their retarded children alone for over 10 minutes.

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 22:42:59 2010 No.1814052
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>>1814024

Not just you, the entire world "fucked up". Whats this religion bull shit? I can tolerate religion if people keep it to themselves but that's almost impossible. Humans have the need to spread or "share" their beliefs with others, in annoying and in some cases violent ways. I have lost my "faith" in mankind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 22:43:59 2010 No.1814054 >>1814013 Your son kinda fucked it up

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 22:44:59 2010 No.1814063 >>1814052 I don't do that, I'm a bro to everyone. I'm just a citizen of the cosmos.

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 22:47:59 2010 No.1814078
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>>1814063

Very good. Keep it up bro.

>>1814054

Don't compare me to that fuck face christian God. That dude is an asshole.

I thought I could trust mankind to handle its own, I created the world in billions of years time, you matured and I thought you where good enough to be on your own, again, I was wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 22:49:59 2010 No.1814086 bump

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 22:51:59 2010 No.1814098 Your just as bad as the "God". You leave to go fulfill your own selfish desires. Your just as much of an asshole as the christian god is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 22:52:59 2010 No.1814107 File: 4 KB, 117x126, 1231383598011s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1814078 Thx bro.

>>	"God" !CLx35Sklj2 Mon Sep 27 22:52:59 2010 No.1814110 >>1814013 The fuck you doing? >>1814102

>>	"God" !CLx35Sklj2 Mon Sep 27 22:54:59 2010 No.1814127 >>1814110 disregard that, i suck cocks

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 22:55:59 2010 No.1814131
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>>1814107

I'm glad you feel good. Spread that feeling to others if need be.

>>1814098

Unlike the christian God, I don't require you to constantly kiss my ass every three seconds. I know how great I am, as should other humans. He sounds like he has an inferiority complex that he needs to be constantly told how amazing and how powerful he is.

>>	"God" !CLx35Sklj2 Mon Sep 27 22:55:59 2010 No.1814136 >>1814127 lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 22:57:59 2010 No.1814144 >>1814131 Are you against trans-humanism?

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 23:02:59 2010 No.1814166
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>>1814144

I am not. Humans should fend for themselves without the help of a being such as I. The development of technology is what I wanted humans to accomplish, to grow and mature on their own, making their living how ever they see fit, but attacking and destroying your own brethren over petty differences infuriates me, but you must solve these problems on your own. The only thing I do ask of you is to respect those around and to respect yourself, if that is possible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 23:04:59 2010 No.1814180 >>1814166 Sounds arduous, can you just smite us instead?

>>	The Flying Dutchman☧ !wB724ctUVw Mon Sep 27 23:04:59 2010 No.1814184 HERESY, HERESY EVERYWHERE

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 23:07:59 2010 No.1814196 >>1814180 Don't be lazy, it's not that hard if we try.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 23:09:59 2010 No.1814210 >>1814196 But reason doesn't work on our problems... and genocide to fix those immune to reason is counter productive to a reasonable person.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 23:10:59 2010 No.1814212 >>1814166 Do you know the future if so what are you thought on the future of consciousness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 23:10:59 2010 No.1814213 File: 46 KB, 490x310, creator6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1814184 Heresy you say? Then tell me... What do you think, child?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 23:11:59 2010 No.1814222 >>1814210 We can just leave them.

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 23:15:59 2010 No.1814242
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>>1814212

One cannot know the future, even a god. The future is created by those who have influence or those who act to fulfill there own desires. That is the beauty of the world, everyone has control over their own life,be it bad or good. Freedom can be a bad and good thing, depending on your way of looking at it. But everyone has control of their future, it just matters if you choose to grasp it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 23:15:59 2010 No.1814238 >>1814222 But they're violently against that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 23:19:59 2010 No.1814261 bump

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 23:20:59 2010 No.1814267 >>1814238 We'll have to do our best, then if we do not continue our merger with technology we will be doomed to extinction.

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 23:23:59 2010 No.1814288

>>1814242
It's obvious you are not the real creator.
The real creator has the ultimate understanding of all statistics and knows every possible thread of fate that can possibly occur.
Therefore he knows the probability of every possible action in the world.
Since the humanity as a whole follows certain patterns the future with the highest probability will happen at least 90% or more of the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 23:26:59 2010 No.1814301 How long did it take you to realize OP's pic = goatse? For me it was less than a second.

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 23:28:59 2010 No.1814322
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>>1814267

I have faith in mankind. I have faith you will find the answers that you seek, only time will tell. This is a harsh task, even on the brightest of minds. The differences that religion, ethnicity, and ideas bring to the world are difficult to get past, but it takes a great person to have the decency to accept those around them for their own being, what makes up that person. There are the few extremists who aim to destroy such ideals, they aim to grasp the freedom I have your species. These people are a threat to your world, a virus, and as the earth is a human body, the immune system should work to destroy this virus as quickly and efficiently as possible.

>>1814288

Who exactly proclaimed what the creator should or should not be?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 23:30:59 2010 No.1814332 >implying the creator of the universe has an opinion of what we're doing. I was with you for the whole "I'm not that faggot christian god" then you personified all over it and ruined the whole thing. Try again later.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 23:32:59 2010 No.1814339 >>1814322 The voices in my head proclaimed what is and is not the Creator, and they have a whole lot more credibility than you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 23:33:59 2010 No.1814351 >>1814339 Not to be a prude, but could the voices in your head reiterate what they told you in my head? Just to get a crystal-clear message, you know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 23:36:59 2010 No.1814372 File: 50 KB, 500x500, sage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1814013 You'll go to Hell for lying, you stupid atheist. Fuck you. Pic related.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 23:44:59 2010 No.1814430 >>1814372 Oh uh - someone doesn't have a sense of humor. Let's ruin everyone's fun now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 23:45:59 2010 No.1814443 File: 230 KB, 1024x768, Data.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1814372 >implying atheists are pro-something else

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 23:47:59 2010 No.1814456 >>1814372 In regards to your pic, can't it be both?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 23:49:59 2010 No.1814467 File: 83 KB, 1050x787, creator9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1814372 I am the creator, so why do I need to believe in a higher power when I am origin itself?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 23:50:59 2010 No.1814473 >>1814372 I don't think Prof. #1814372 is going to respond to us gentlemen. Of course, trolls rarely do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 23:53:59 2010 No.1814494 >>1814372 Nope, anti-Islam too.

Anonymous Tue Sep 28 00:00:59 2010 No.1814543
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>>1814473

I believe you are right fair sir. Often their responses are uneducated or just plain random in an attempt to insult other humans. I only ask that people respect one another, that is all I wish for you and your brethren, but that is your choice, I cannot force you.

Anonymous Tue Sep 28 00:06:59 2010 No.1814586
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My presence will be fading soon... I wish you all farewell and wish you luck on future endeavors.... I only hoped I could have lived long enough to see you grow up... and mature...... Farewell, my children...... I love you..... all....

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 00:09:59 2010 No.1814599 File: 8 KB, 258x196, creator12..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Windows 95 shutting down.......

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 00:10:59 2010 No.1814606 >>1814599 Wait....what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 00:15:59 2010 No.1814636 >>1814166 >>1814144 >>1814222 >>1814288 >>1814322 >>1814599 DOUBLES AND TRIPLES EVERYWHERE!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 00:17:59 2010 No.1814645 File: 209 KB, 896x1646, square is a circle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Holy crap, OP's pic IS goatse. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 00:21:59 2010 No.1814664 >>1814645 dumbass scientists, don't even know that's a fucking RHOMBUS

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 00:22:59 2010 No.1814667 >>1814322 Lol, galactical ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 28 08:19:31 2010 No.1815960 >>1814599 I don't get it.

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