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>> No.1812105

i would, but i already like cock so it would be fun :3

only if i get to pick and choose the guys tho o_O or someone i trust does

>> No.1812102

i'm nowhere near that cheap. i'd suck one dick for a mil.

>> No.1812111

I would, and I dont like cock. But meh, its not that big of a deal. Easy money

>> No.1812120

>>1812102
1 mil is 10k per dick, if you put some effort in it you can probably go trough one dick in 5-10 minutes. that gives you 6-12 dicks per hour, a hard days work would make you a millionaire, something that will take atleast ten years of equally hard work to achive otherwise.

Worth it, definitely.

>> No.1812129

$10 000 a suck? Fuck yeah.

>> No.1812143

no need for fucking morals. this shit is so cash

>> No.1812154

Shit, I'd suck a dick for $10,000. One hundred of those and I'm set for life.

>> No.1812166 [DELETED] 

I'd suck 1,000,000 dicks for $100

>> No.1812164

>>1812095
Hell yeah and I'd swallow every time.

>> No.1812174

I would, but I don't have that much money. :(

>> No.1812176

with pleasure

>> No.1812179

Oh wow /sci/ is full of cocksuckers

>> No.1812180

do i have to pay all at once

>> No.1812184

$10,000, that is absurdly higher than market price, of course I would.

>> No.1812189

Are these cocks 'clean'? If so, then yes.

>> No.1812193

>>1812120

i'm talking about the cost of abandoning my dignity. of course i would love to perform any self-respecting task that nets me millions in one day.

>> No.1812194

I would not.

>> No.1812196

>would you suck 100 dicks

Stopped reading here.

The answer is yes.

>> No.1812198

>>1812180

heheh
im stealing that and pretending i made it up

>> No.1812201

>>1812193
You are posting on 4chan, you abandoned the last shreds of your dignity long ago.

>> No.1812202

>>1812095
shit Id fucking swallow too

>> No.1812213

>>1812201

there's a reason people say shit on 4chan they would never say in real life - anonymity. you don't lose face or dignity as long as you stay anonymous dummy

>> No.1812216

Hell yeah. One day of shame for $1,000,000? Even politicians have to lose more dignity than that.

>> No.1812222

>>1812213
I always joke with people I know saying I'd totally suck their cock. But the joke's on them, I'm actually serious!

>> No.1812247

>>1812240
Sorry, I forgot /sci/ is full of homophobes.

>> No.1812240

>>1812222

i think the joke's on you bro since that implies you're a fag (if you're a dude) and if you're girl it implies you're a nonprofitable layer who does it for free.

>> No.1812251

Wait, I'll do this if i can swallow it or the like, but no cum gets on my face, I dare not risk getting jism in my beard.

>> No.1812308

>>1812247

it's just pure darwinism bro, no hard feelings. survival of the fittest, or survival of those that procreate.

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1812313

>ITT engineers

I would suck 3 - 7 cocks for $10k each, I don't really need a million dollars and I'd hate to explain how I got 'em too. But yeah, I'd do it as long as the fuckers don't jizz inside my nose/ in my cornea.

Also no venereal diseases.

>> No.1812318

how long do you have to suck the dick for?

do you have to make it come?

>> No.1812337

>>1812318
Yes.

Yes you do.

Do it faggot you know you want that warm load on your tongue.

>> No.1812351

I often dream that I suck my own dick.

You can keep your money.

>> No.1812360

I'd fuckign sacrifice one of eyeballs for a million bucks.

>> No.1812384

Sounds like an engineering problem to me

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>>1812384

>> No.1812413

I guess only a poorfag would agree to do this... I'm straight, but currently poor, so I guess I would. Not swallowing, though. Ugh.

>> No.1812430

i would, thats a fuck easy way to make $1000,000.

i wouldnt do it if any of the guys had STD's though

>> No.1812440

If no STI's I'd suck a thousand for that much money, and swallow too. Easy money.

>> No.1812465

What about this:

Would you suck 100 dicks for $1,000,000 with your family being forced to watch?

>> No.1812477

>>1812465

huh? why would that make any difference? i'd suck my dad's dick 100 times if offered 1000000. i'm abandoning my dignity period so why would it matter whose dick i suck as long as there's no aids it make zero difference.

>> No.1812484

>>1812465
With no STIs, yes. I could literally afford never to see them again.

>> No.1812520

Would you suck 100 dicks and get fucked in the ass by 100 more dicks in a room with your family and 5 closest friends watching for $900,000?

>> No.1812540

would you fuck your sister 100 times over a period of 2 weeks for 1 million dollars? 50 times in the pussy and 50 times in the ass, you have to come every time.

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>>1812477

You're absolutely the most pathetic piece of shit I've ever met. Please tell me you're trolling.

>> No.1812550

>>1812539

you're abandoning your dignity and sucking dicks anyway why the fuck would it matter whose dick you suck?

>> No.1812558

>>1812550

If you don't understand the difference between some random dude's dick and the very dick which gave you life then you are the symbol of everything that's wrong with todays kids.

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>>1812540

100 times in 2 weeks equals 1 time every 3 to 4 hours. I for one wouldn't be able to do that.

I'd fuck my sister in a heartbeat though.

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1812575

pretty gay brah

>> No.1812588

I wouldn't do it. There are more important things in life than money. Seriously, would you want to tell your children you became rich by sucking peoples' dicks?

inb4 will not have children, if you think your genes are so incompetent you won't even try to spread them then your opinion doesn't really matter much.

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>>1812196