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1806025 No.1806025 [Reply] [Original]

Most boards here have a -tan, but this is one of the newer boards so I assume one has not been created. Is this correct? I'm a bored artist, so if you guys want a tan I can draw one. I'll namefag if you like.

>> No.1806040

What the fuck is a -tan?

>> No.1806045

Why do you feel the need the personify everything for the soul purpose to later sexualise it with other boards and don't lie that that isn't your true intention.

>> No.1806047

Yeah, no thanks.

>> No.1806057
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1806057

What's a -tan?
Is it like /x/-tan?
/x/ is the only board I go to that has one, then...

Also, drawfags should always namefag.
Also, not /sci/, but neither are some of the threads on page 0 right now.

>> No.1806058
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>>1806040
A personification of something. For example /x/-tan pictured to the left.

>> No.1806066

A moe anthropomorphism of the board.
But seeing /sci/ having nothing to do with Japan...

>> No.1806070

>>1806045
honestly, Im just bored out of my. I don't have work sundays.

>> No.1806074

/Sci/ Will either be a gay engineer , rich Mathematician earning $300k a year or a guy obsessed with magnets

>> No.1806085
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1806085

pic relevant

>> No.1806093

>>1806058
Wow. That's one of the worst drawings I've ever seen.

>> No.1806098

>>1806066
>Japan is unscientific!

Seriously?

>> No.1806103

>>1806093
Sorry that I can't be perfect like you. :D

>> No.1806114

>>1806098
Don't get me wrong, little one. I meant this board, when contrasted to, say, /a/, /jp/, /u/, isn't Japan-related.

>> No.1806122

There is a /sci/ tan!

However, I can't get my sci-tan pictures, because they're on my other computer.

He has purple hair and wears a lab coat, and seems kind of stuck up.

>> No.1806133

/sci/ is an electromagnetic spectrum analyst earning $300k/year. He has a masters in mechatronics and pokes fun at /x/. /sci/ has a love-hate relationship with /lit/

in the way of looks, I'd say /sci/ has Einstein-esque hair and thick round glasses, and wears a labcoat

>> No.1806143

>>1806133
In his lab (an inexplicable mess, of course), hang the portraits of Sagan and Tesla. Might add Feynmann to that list.

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>>1806122
I'd love to see these! I guess I'll name myself now.

>> No.1806160

>>1806143
and he has a crush on brian cox, of course
we must remember /sci/ is both gay and afraid of people

>> No.1806182

>>1806160
Spectrum analysis != engineering.

Furthermore, wasn't here a thread deconstructing the gay engineer thing?

>> No.1806190

>>1806154

Go request on the board with the most drawfags then.

I can't remember the website that had like two pictures of him on it.

>> No.1806199
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>>1806122
Im just taking guess as to what he looks like

>> No.1806210

>>1806199

Sort of, his hair is longer and his glasses are smaller and his nose is kind of small and turned up at the end.

>> No.1806220

>>1806182
>fucking magnets, how do they work?

>> No.1806232
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1806232

This is /sci/-tan.

>> No.1806235

>>1806025
OP to truly make the best tan you have to capture the "spirit" of the board.

/sci/ is actually pretty much a failure of a board. No one here actually knows anything about science. The closest thing we have to intelligent posters are asspie math fags and they don't do anything but math and butt hurt when someone asks them for something that could possibly be homework.

So that /sci/ would be and anti social asspie. Kind of like that Russian neck beard dude who's a math genius but still lives with his mom.

The other half of /sci/ is composed of the stupidest of the stupid. For some reason the board about education get's the most idiots (probably because they are looking for homework help). They are the people who come here to annoy and troll atheist and pull random stormfaggotry facts about race and evolution out their asses and pretend they are super duper doctor scientist. Meanwhile their brand of "science" falls under the branch of ICP juggalo "magic"

So maybe you should draw /sci/ and a schizophrenic high functioning autistic who has a racist sexist clown on his back that tells him eugenics is a good idea; meanwhile Carl Sagan looks on in disappointment.

Hope that helps : )

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>>1806220

>> No.1806251

>>1806133
/sci/ is secretly in love with /lit/, but as it is known worldwide, scientists are fucking pussies. To compensate the lack of manliness, /sci/ tries to appear tough shouting "fucking pseudo-intelligent faggots, fuck literature" like a fucking retarded kid.

>> No.1806254

>>1806251
fuck fuckety fuck fucking fuck
how-fucker-dy do there fucking dolanfuck?

variation in expletive usage is so much more interesting

>> No.1806263

>>1806232
Second on the God-tan

>> No.1806272

>>1806251
You have a poor understanding of love-hate relationships.
/sci/ doesn't insult /lit/. /sci/ just wishes it got less Rand threads.

>> No.1806281

>>1806254
Let's blame the lack of sleep.

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>>1806235
with the way this board's being described, all I can think of is Medic from TF2.

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>>1806235

maximumtrolling.jpg

>>1806244

Eh, not quite...

Here, I made this picture of him as best as I could remember.

>> No.1806304

How does one encapsulate religion topics, skepticism, mathematics, transhumanism, making lots of money, pretending you don't make money, programming, college-related advice, unknown scientific topics, homework help and a sense of superiority to all other people in one person?

Fuck it. A guy with brown hair, thin-framed square glasses, a little overweight and a robotic arm. Oh, and he constantly spouts useless information and gets trolled easily.

>> No.1806349
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>> No.1806372

>>1806349

Small, rectangular glasses, pointy nose.

see>>1806294

Better though.

>> No.1806390

>>1806294
>>1806349

*yawn*

>> No.1806408
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>>1806372

>> No.1806420

>>1806408

Pretty good.

>>1806390

If you have a better idea for a tan, shoot. He's not set in stone, I don't think.

>> No.1806425

we shall call her

/sci/-tan, emperor of Gehenna

>> No.1806430

>>1806408
He almost looks too sciency now. It's not like there are actual scientists here >laughing_elf_man.jpg. He look gay enough, though.

>> No.1806436

>>1806420
Make him a black female

That's sure to piss everyone off.

>> No.1806467
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1806467

Hey guys, I found the true embodiment of sci!

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>>1806430
Now With 10% more math!

>> No.1806509

>>1806497
Make her black

if you have the BALLS

>> No.1806520
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>>1806509
Meanwhile, in an alternate universe.

>> No.1806525

>>1806497
The only thing he needs to carry, or hold on his utility belt, are magnets.

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1806535

>>1806509
Happy?

>> No.1806536

>>1806535
why is /sci/ a paki?

>> No.1806539

>>1806520
Suddenly /sci/ is an angry lesbo

>> No.1806541

go make /new/ and /int/ SS officer-tans

>> No.1806542

>>1806536
It's a joke. Don think to deep into it.

>> No.1806549

>>1806542
My plan was if this was successful, to move on to other boards. So maybe.

>> No.1806552

>>1806509
>Scientists
>Black
Idon'tthinksoTim.jpg

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>> No.1806579
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>>1806520
>apply lizard on shoulder
>instant biology cred

Might I suggest a pygmy monitor lizard?
(look it up, I don't have a picture, nor do I feel like getting one)

>> No.1806595
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1806595

>She's a bit self loathing

Just like /sci/

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>>1806595

that's pretty sad

>> No.1806620

The mascot for /sci/ should be a wizard

>> No.1806629

>>1806620
Why?

A D&D math wizard maybe

>> No.1806632
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>> No.1806634

So if we're done here, I'm gonna go to /i/ and set up a tan thread.

>> No.1806637

OP sucks at drawing.
tans or whatever the fuck they are are fucking stupid.
weeboos are faggots.
there are 2 people in this thread.
this isn't science and math.

SO GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>> No.1806639

>>1806634

But you didn't even do anything

>> No.1806643

>>1806637
Oh /sci/, you are such a black bitch.

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>>1806632
Oh woops, resizing failure

>> No.1806656

>>1806639
I know. All I really did was pass out some free and shitty sketches. But I guess you have a personification now, right?

>> No.1806711
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1806711

SCIENCE!

>> No.1806748
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1806748

>>1806711
>>1806711
Quickly! Pull the nondescript lever of science! (r)

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>>1806748
I like this one.
This one is acceptable.

>> No.1806777

/sci/-tan would have to be a neckbeard.... or jesus. Or neckbeard Jesus.

>> No.1806865
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1806865

>>1806777
Tans are female unless there is a significant reason for them to be something else, like on /y/ and /cm/ which are full of faggo....

....

.......

Introducing the new /sci/-tan!

>> No.1806876

>>1806865
Perfect then, a gay female neckbeard engineering jesus.

>> No.1806880

>>1806748
I liked her better with purple hair

>> No.1806895

>>1806876
a black gay female neckbeard engineering jesus.

>> No.1806908
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>>1806880
Purple hair is nice, but I think I like blue better.

>> No.1806910
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1806910

>>1806876
Purple neckbeard online

>> No.1806914

>>1806908
I liked her better black and bitchy

>> No.1806919

>>1806914
>implying black people can be scientists

>> No.1806924

This is retarded. /sci/tan needs to be a man. Literally 99.99% of people on this board are men, and most of them are gay

>> No.1806929

>>1806924
>implying tans are representative of board population
99% of every 4chan board is male.
90% of board-tans are female
logic

>> No.1806935

>>1806924
agreed, this board is mostly engineers

>> No.1806943

>>1806085

What the hell is "a hardcore shipper"?

>> No.1806988
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1806988

>>1806943
Hello you must be new to the internet let me fill you in on what you have missed.

>> No.1807000

>>1806988

yes, please do!

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>>1807000

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>> No.1807012

>>1807003

it's got to do with slash, I get that from google...

>> No.1807016
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1807016

Keepin it /sci/ related

>> No.1807263

I was bored so I decided to see if this thread was still up, just for the hell of it. I come back and see TF2 porn.

This is amazing.

I didn't do much to help, but I'm glad you found a -tan in the end.

>> No.1807525

>>1807263
Oh fuck you