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1801344 No.1801344 [Reply] [Original]

You mad?
Because i mad fucking hard.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45427

>> No.1801351

>I'm Christian
>read URL, know im going to rage at some retarded religious statement about how something science has evidence for is wrong because the bible says so
>go to link
>read first sentence in the blog post
>DONE, JUST FUCKING DONE HERE

>> No.1801356

>>1801351
LOLOL

>> No.1801362

bumping for great justice

>> No.1801368

>3) Get High!

Oh I sure will have to after that.

Jesus christ, I want to kill someone right now.

>> No.1801375

Song of Solomon 8:10 I am a wall, and my ______ like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favour.

..
halp

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>>1801368

>> No.1801382
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1801382

Landover Baptist is a satire site. Don't take it seriously, it's only for the laughs.

>> No.1801386

They're... they're all trolling, right? I mean, no one can be that stupid... right?

PLEASE TELL ME PEOPLE CAN'T BE THAT STUPID.

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1801388

only in America

>> No.1801392

>I am always looking for got science experiments for my boys homeschooling.
>flat earth
>science
>homeschooling

NOW I'VE LOST IT, I KNOW I CAN KILL

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>>1801382
OP here...oh god i got trolled............!
sigh~

>> No.1801398

I've done their experiments. #1 and #3 I've both done in a plane. According to their 'truth' if I jumped in a plane I would hit the back, because it is going so fast. (The ancient Greeks thought along the same likes. Never did figure out inertia). As for #3, if you are at 40,000ft, YOU CAN FUCKING SEE THE CURVE OF THE EARTH.

God damn, Columbus and those other explorers knew this. The god damn Greeks knew it. All they had to do was watch ships sail off into the distance and they knew the earth was curved.

#2... magnets. If I take a magnetic sphere and use pieces of metal as people... THEY STAY ON THE BOTTOM! WTF

>> No.1801399

>>1801392
THE TRUTH IS BEYOND THE GATE

>> No.1801402

>>1801351 here
decided to go read the rest because i figured "fuck it, cant get worse than the first statement." Each individual sentence made me just get progressively angrier, yelling at my computer. I was actually explaining to my computer screen why each of his experiments didn't prove anything at all. OP, no rage thread on any board in /v/ has made me this angry... I started reading the replies too and pretty much everyone here believes science is from the devil, and when things happen that you don't understand its the devil trying to confuse you. I feel obligated to forward this link to my atheist friends to troll them

>> No.1801406

>>1801344

Landover baptist is a parody of Westboro baptist.

I am mad because you are fucking retarded.

>> No.1801407

>>1801382
i hope to god you are right, these people talk like cultists

>> No.1801410

from http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10516

Their claim is that "meat substitutes" including meat grown in labratories without having ever been part of an animal, would be more efficient to make than raising animals and eating them.

You'll notice they never mention on the site the REAL reason they are doing this: Cannibalism.

It's illegal to eat somebody's body. But what if you create human flesh in a machine, and then eat it? No doubt their Jew friends, born lawyers like all Christ-killers, helped them find that legal loophole.

Friends, this "world food crisis" is the result of one thing and one thing only - sin. Sinners, proudly sinning, waving their sodomite-feces-and-semen-covered sin in the face of baby Jesus.

>Sinners, proudly sinning, waving their sodomite-feces-and-semen-covered sin in the face of baby Jesus.

that is most probably the most awesome sentence I have ever heard

>> No.1801411

>>1801386
people can't be that stupid...
This children is what we call a troll. they are nasty creatures that spread misinformation and doubt. they may careful though. sometimes they venture out from their native lands of "4chan" and try to apply their craft to the rest of the internetz.

>> No.1801428

check out the awards that people have next to their pictures. there is even a "negroe poster" and "Theiving Nigra" award. I love this site

>> No.1801429

yea... the more i read, the more obvious the trolling was, the fucking first post was beautiful trolling though, i was so mad, then i read the comments and see how its obviously fake

>> No.1801431

OP here, then we come to the conclusion that this is a troll website, just like that priest from youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P47OC439x88)) This guy is a comedian and not a real priest. I'm glad that website was just for trolling because i was loosing all hopes for a brighter tomorrow.

>> No.1801435

>>1801431
I was about to go on a killing spree...

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1801436

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

You guys dun' got troll'd.

>> No.1801434

>>1801428
There's one that says "Tea bagger"
i lold

>> No.1801441

lol... .
wtf are you fucktards doing on 4chan if you can't even recognise a simple troll?

>> No.1801446

>>1801441

Poe's law, man. Poe's law.

>> No.1801452

from "Noobs" please read this before posting. :

>Is This Church a Racist Organization?

No. We believe that God has a special place in society everyone, no matter how unintelligent and ugly they are.

>What about interracial/intercultural marriage?

God commands us against them.

>But why? And can I at least have a foreign girlfriend or mistress?

No. Your black mistress will end up converting you to her "black Jesus" and Kawanzaa heresies

>But black women are so attractive!

Some are, but that's rare

>Does God listen the prayers of Christians who aren't white Americans?

No, he doesn't want to listen to non-whites and non-Americans because he considers them dogs:

>I'm of mixed-race, are my parents sinners?

Yes

>> No.1801462

>>1801452
LAWL

>> No.1801463

>>1801462
Go away.

>> No.1801471

>>1801446

s/fundamentalism/stupidity and that Poe's law business might be something.

I'm a fundie myself, and incidentially a Christian one. I consider myself a fundie because I look at the basics of everything. To me, chemical and logical and mathematic... everything... working together is just amazing.

If I'd made some beings I'd want them to be smart and openminded and amazing... if they wanted to. Religiontards are not, so it's easy to realise they really don't give much of a damn about the whole God thing. /opinion.

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1801473

Wow. You people have seriously never heard of Landover Baptist?

Do you think The Onion is a real news site too?

>> No.1801477

this website is actually very good once you realize its all trolls. If you're new to this site, go here:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=505253#post505253

This site is awesome, no joke.

>> No.1801479

>>1801471

Oh, so you fully embrace science as a means for displaying the complexity of "god's" creations? I'm ok with that.

I wish there were much more people like you.

>> No.1801484

>>1801479
ive always been like that, but all i get is HURR DURR I HAVE PROOF THERE IS NO GOD, ATHEISM FOR LIFE, CHRISTIANS DONT BELIEVE IN GRAVITY

>> No.1801498

>>1801479

Um...
I figure if only makes sense we'd be curious about what God made, if we are to some extent like him. I don't get the whole science vs. religion thing, seems like craziness to me - like I said, I'm a fundamentalist: She says potato, he says potatoe, I see a type of tuber.

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>>1801473
the onions not real news

>> No.1801526

Not satire. Granted, the bitch gets demolished by her guest, but the fact that there is a significant portion of the US that agrees with her is rageworthy, and then terrifying.

>> No.1801528

>>1801526
Whoops forgot the link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzVxHF8T0Hk&feature=related

>> No.1801532

>my face when atheists don't know that Landoverbaptist is a satire site
>my face when most of /sci/ gets trolled

>> No.1801544

>>1801528
i didnt like either of the 2 in that debate, there was no real point to debate about

>> No.1801560

>>1801484

Atheism can be a religion too, they gets crazy just like any other religiontards.

I've observed people have a... disposition? place? need? for religion (for lack of a better word). It's like sex drive, kinda, or the need for community. Some atheists are religious.