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umad, scifags?

>> No.1800458

i FUCKING LOLD

aaaand 4 seconds later its not that funny.

>> No.1800460
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>>1800456
ufag, fagfag?
this picture is posted way too often, find a new one

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>> No.1800471

Fucking /v/ thats not how physics work

>> No.1800473

>>1800458

Do they tell jokes in /sci/, or laugh or anything like that?

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>>1800456

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Best one, period.

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>> No.1800483

>build solar panels all around the sun
>POWER FOREVER

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>> No.1800488

>>1800487

My mind is full of fuck. I'm gonna' go buy one of those.

>> No.1800489

Its /sci/ related at least.

>> No.1800491

I love how they're getting more and more insane. As if the entire universe was warped to conform to the beliefs of a single man.

>> No.1800493

>>1800491
>man

He is no man, he is a GOD, shaping the world as he sees fit.

>> No.1800495

1) Fire rocket traveling in one direction at 60% the speed of light
2) Fire rocket traveling at 60% the speed of light in the OPPOSITE direction.
3) Rockets are traveling faster than the speed of light relative from each other.
4) all motion is relative
5)WHO WAS PHONE

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>> No.1800498

>>1800496
Makes sense.

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>> No.1800506

>>1800479
best one so far

>> No.1800511

What happens if a light is turned on inside of a room or container in which every wall or side is a mirror?

I would think that the buildup of light (due to it constantly reflecting and never absorbing) would cause the mirror room or box to eventually explode as some kind of lunar bomb.

>> No.1800518

>>1800511
im no /sci/fag, but wouldn't the source the the light be absorbing it? (like the actual bulb or whatever)

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lets go to the moon guys

>> No.1800523

>>1800518
It's be a glass bulb. Transparent

>> No.1800528

>>1800499
just add water, right?

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>>1800482

>> No.1800530

>>1800511
assuming it's a non-conservative system, since humans haven't successfully created a conservative one yet, then no.

>> No.1800534

these are awesome!
thanks guise, im gonna try em all out!

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>> No.1800538

my_brain_is_full_of_fuck.jpg

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why have terrorists not used this yet?

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>> No.1800555

>>1800482

BACKWARDS in time Anon, BACKWARDS

>> No.1800557

>>1800554
>people have been to the moon lots of times
>implying people have ever been to the moon

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fix'd that for yah OP

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>>1800558
I ALSO fixed it for OP!

Now he got to troll AND learn! The best day of his life.

>> No.1800575

>>1800539
>2. Wait, fuck, start over...
> light atoms

Pfftahahahaha

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>>1800561
Lol'd

>> No.1800602

>>1800460
You're defiling this thread with your UNREALISTIC project.

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>> No.1801077

Usually I hate that trollface with a passion but on /sci/ it's used in an extremely funny way.

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>> No.1801103

this thread is full of win

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>>1800483
that would work though
it would be called a dyson sphere
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyson_sphere

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>> No.1801437

>>1800990
I have thought about this before, it would be possible but would have to be perfectly weighted and a slight push in any direction would make it collapse. I have just realised that the gravitation pull from the moon and sun would make this impossibe :(

>> No.1801468

>>1801437

you're a fucking tard. There is absolute no reason we can't have a ring around the earth. The main problem would be getting the funding for such a massive engineering project.

>> No.1801472

>>1801143

How to get water to move through generator?

It takes energy.

Takes energy = not perpetual motion.

cry me a river bitch.

>> No.1801495

>>1801472
>Completely missing the point of this thread

>> No.1801747

moar

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this should work

>> No.1802739

>>1800487
Instead of REPLACING your bladder with a water filter just piss in one.
Infinite drinking water.

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>>1802739
I'm going to Bed bath & Beyond RIGHT NOW anon. Gonna buy me a water filter to piss in during long rounds of playing WOW. I'll never go thirsty AGAIN.

>> No.1804493

GUYS

GUYS

GUYS, LISTEN

WHAT IF

GUYS

LISTEN

WHAT IF

SINCE THE WIND IS ALWAYS BLOWING

GUYS

LISTEN

GUYS LISTEN

WHAT IF WE

BUILT TURBINES THAT GENERATE POWER FROM THE WIND?

>> No.1804507

>>1804493
lol'd

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>>1804493
>mfw this is crazy enough to actually work.

>> No.1804548

>>1804493
FUND IT

>> No.1804554

>>1804493
NASA grants, NASA grants everywhere

>> No.1804557

>>1804493
>mfw oil corporations prevent it from ever becoming widespread

>> No.1804561

>>1804493
WHY HASN'T THE GOVERNMENT THOUGHT OF THIS YET???

>> No.1804562

>>1800499

You realise we've had freeze dried snow since forever, right?

>> No.1804572

>>1802739
>implying we don't live in a 1st world country where water is not available from taps in every home

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>>1801143

>fix'd

>> No.1804575

You guys are fucking idiots, there are wind turbines EVERYWHERE, if you honestly don't know what a wind turbine is, kill yourself

>> No.1804578

>>1804575
>maximum trolling

>> No.1804581

why don't we put magnets on wind turbines?

>> No.1804593

>>1804575

their joking, moron.

>> No.1804599

>>1804593
>their

>> No.1804615

>>1804599

he's joking, moran

>> No.1804626

>>1804615
>moran

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>> No.1804652

>>1804575
you be trollan

>> No.1804692

>>1804593
>I said something stupid and looked like an idiot in front of everyone
>LOL I WAS TOTALY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED LOL I WAS TROLLING LOL 10/10 TROLED U GUYS HRD

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>>1804692
>Implying there's any way for that to be a serious post.

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>>1804575

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>>1804692
>Troll thread
>Pointing out stupid post

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>mfw this thread.

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>> No.1804862

>>1804783
I never asked where is this from. So: SOURCE?

>> No.1804866

WAIT, LIGHT IS A FLUID?!

mind=blown

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>This thread

>> No.1805075

Ok, when everyones done being a twat, first of all, the reason the water speeds up is because of bernoullis principal, so the pressure will increase, light is mass less, so its pressure will not be effected, now lets even assume you could get the light to go through the tubing, before they're absorbed as energy into the electrons or atoms themselves that make up the shower hose its self...the electrons would become excited and the light would be changed from light to heat because of the increase in kinectic energy,

fail...this isn't hard to figure out, im a punk ass high school student...

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>>1805075
jesus christ shut up you pedantic faggot

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Free flight travel, problem Aeroplanefags?

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why has no one thought of this!

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>This thread

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This one might actually work.

>> No.1806255

>>1806250
>>1806250
whoops.. need to switch the weight of the balloon and the person

>> No.1806256

Grats on the laser.

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>> No.1806324

>>1806176
LOL

NIGGERS!

>> No.1806333

>>1806081
Oh god, I SO have to try this out. Hope it's not subject to tax.

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>> No.1806358

>>1806321
Other than the clogging problems from larger waste, wouldn't that actually work?

>> No.1806385

>>1806358

Yes, generators connected to sewer systems isn't a bad idea honestly.
\

>> No.1806415

ITT: Wile E. Coyote

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wait, what

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>>1806415
Wahwee Coyote

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>> No.1806501

>>1806468
Smacking planets together is insane. I love it

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Abandon logic scifags, it's just an allusion!

>> No.1807057

Oh God..

>> No.1807120

>>1800486
this reminds me of my mums comment when i told her we put florescent genes into e choli at uni.
she said they could put it in mrsa in hospitals so it was easier to detect.

>> No.1807243

>>1807120
she also asked me once which birds evolved from dinosaurs