/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.1795410]

ITT: Ingenious fictional machines/inventions

The Suicide Booth

Lets face it life sucks and every generation is becoming more nihilistic than the last having absolutely no desire to live long lives. This little invention makes suicide easy and hassle free. It removes the overriding fear brought on by survival instincts and disintegrates the corpse leading to easy clean up and virtually no wait time.

This device would be great in countries with high suicide rates like Japan and Finland. Whoever invents a working suicide booth will be making a killing, pun intended.

[Anonymous No.1795428]

>>1795410
>Lets face it life sucks

My life fucking rocks! Sucks for you bro

[Anonymous No.1795456]

>>1795410

waste of a perfectly good body IMO.

Why not just invent a drug that will induce a memory wipe or a really serious case of Amnesia then "train" the volunteer to do productive stuff instead?

[Anonymous No.1795480]

>>1795456

Expensive and time consuming. The suicide booth is an untapped billion dollar market and it will also help deal with the overpopulation problem.

[Anonymous No.1795484]

>>1795456

[Anonymous No.1795495]

This. Make one.

[Anonymous No.1795502]

>>1795495
FUCK YOUR MOTHER IN THE ASS CAPTCHA

[Anonymous No.1795505]

I hate to be the one to point out the obvious, but this invention won't get off the ground. No matter how practical it appears, politics will not allow it to be successful. Too many oppositions on moral or ethical grounds.

[Anonymous No.1795508]

>>1795480

Yes making Suicide Booths is easy. But when you factor in the millions of zealot religious fags in the world the idea becomes not feasible becuase it won't be generally accepted by our society.

[Anonymous No.1795514]

>>1795456

Because you are a bitter nihilist too.

[Anonymous No.1795528]

i fucking want this

[Anonymous No.1795544]

>>1795528

[Anonymous No.1795547]

>>1795528
Damn... The things I'd test with this machine...

"What if I came on to one of my fourth grade students?"

"What if chimichangas start coming in 6 packs instead of 8 and 10 packs?"

"What if that blood from the misquito in the urine I drank contained HIV?"

[Anonymous No.1795561]

>>1795528
That thing's worthless.

Now THIS is truly ingenious.

[Anonymous No.1795573]

>>1795528

porn industry won't allow it.

[Anonymous No.1795582]

>>1795528

What if we had a way for us to generate Prime numbers faster than we could ever imagine

[Anonymous No.1795589]

>>1795573

Why?... on second thought, yes they won't allow this

[Anonymous No.1795593]

according to futurama they have had them since 2008
i was disappointed when 2008 came around and they had not been created yet

[Anonymous No.1795598]

>>1795547

>"What if I came on to one of my fourth grade students?"

I am astounded that no one reacted to this question until now... In /b/ i would expect it. But in my /sci/?

[Anonymous No.1795601]

>>1795508
>>1795505

Of course people are gonna do their moral masturbations to pat themselves in the back so they can feel good balls deep inside, but I honesty believe this can pass I mean they already sell suicide bags online.

[Anonymous No.1795607]

>>1795598

you reacted.

[Anonymous No.1795606]

>>1795456

Or if technology becomes sophisticated enough to selectively alter memory then it will probably be the case that problems leading people to want to commit suicide will become non-issues.

[Anonymous No.1795609]

>>1795607

>I am astounded that no one reacted to this question until now.
>no one reacted to this question until now.
>until now.

[Anonymous No.1795614]

>>1795593
It's funny because 2008 ended up being a year there would be a lot of demand for them.

[Anonymous No.1795616]

>>1795606

No more jobs for psychologists then

[Anonymous No.1795619]

>every generation is becoming more nihilistic than the last
That's not untrue.

[Anonymous No.1795629]

>>1795456
A lot of suicide has nothing to do with memories.

[Anonymous No.1795635]

>>1795480

>Expensive and time consuming. The suicide booth is an untapped billion dollar market and it will also help deal with the overpopulation problem.

A lot of will be intruiged by the fact they they can get Suicidal people to do the memory wipe/Amnesia thing.

I believe that there is a TV show that explores this concept

[Anonymous No.1795646]

>>1795635

the TV show that you are referring to is Doll house

>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dollhouse _ (TV_series)

[Anonymous No.1795656]

>>1795598

>"What if that blood from the misquito in the urine I drank contained HIV?"

Take a look at yourself too buddy, i have a feeling that this is normal to you.

[Anonymous No.1795661]

>>1795656
Are you insinuating that I'm a homosexual? Or am I misunderstanding?

[Anonymous No.1795662]

I went through hypoxia training with nasa... gotta say if i had to go it wouldn't be a bad way

[Anonymous No.1795666]

Anyone who is suicidal is mentally ill. Giving them access to a suicide booth would be like attaching a helmet to everyone with the flu that shoots you in the head when you sneeze.

[Anonymous No.1795668]

>>1795661

No, merely pointing ut the fact that you drank urine

>the urine I drank contained HIV

[Anonymous No.1795669]

>>1795668
Oh, ok. I guess the homosexual thing didn't make sense.

Well, the whole urine fetish of mine started with me urinating on myself in the shower, and over time it escalated to occasionally tasting and drinking it. Honestly, I don't know why I do it, but I think a lot of it has to do with smell (the most primitive sense).

[Anonymous No.1795673]

>>1795669

meh, at least you are not eating your feces.

[Anonymous No.1795683]

>>1795666

If you're dead you have no more problems. It's as simple as that. There are people in mental hospitals who are beyond help, the Suicide Booth would not only make money but decrease the burden on the tax payers.