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What futuristic job do you want /sci/ that does not exist, I'll go first, for example I want to be an orbital bombardment gunner.

Now you go /sci/,

>> No.1786663

bump

>> No.1786666

sub orbital anal explorer

>> No.1786679
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1786679

engineer

>> No.1786681

I'd be a whore in a luxury brothel on a space station.

>> No.1786685

Brade Runner

>> No.1786688

I want to be an intergalactic explorer, finding new star systems for us to inhabit.

>> No.1786732

bump

>> No.1786735

I teach in academy of good wives. I'm evaluating their blowjob skills.

>> No.1786741

>>1786681

I'd be the second whore who cleans this whore's messy cunt.


>With a straw.

>> No.1786746

>>1786741
>this whore's messy cunt

I never said I'm a woman, dude.

>> No.1786747

>>1786746
In the future you will be......

>> No.1786749

>>1786746

Good point, but my original idea still stands.

>> No.1786750

>>1786747
Hawt.

>> No.1786751

Rebel Alliance fighter pilot.

Under Wedge Antilles.

>> No.1786753

>>1786749
Well, if that's fine with you, you can drink out of my "cunt" anytime.

>>1786747
If only, man...

;_;

>> No.1786754

species integration management
specializing in incompatible consciousness forms
its a tough job but someone is gonna have to bridge the gap with those strange things living in the center of the galaxy
after all, they have multiple corporial elements that are each more sentient than we are as individuals
they might not recognize that we feel ourselves to be complete as we are and attempt to radicaly modify us or use us as a resource substance
not like those nice massive single cell interglactic guys whos bodies can endure the extreem forces required to reach the speeds that make interglactic travel worth the time

>> No.1786765
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1786765

>>1786753
Everyone will be a female in the future it's inevitable, we will be taken over by superior hawt female trans-humans. I for one welcome our new female overlords.

>> No.1786766

CYBER-LUMBERJACK

>> No.1786768

>>1786765
>you will spend eternity as a female, hooked up to a machine that brings you to orgasm over and over, forever.

I'm ok with this!

>> No.1786769

Gene Stylist.

>> No.1786775

>>1786768
Me too!

I think the majority of the population might object, though.

>> No.1786793

>>1786775
Just, you know, let them have a few rounds on it. I'm sure they'll change their mind.

>> No.1786797

>>1786765
Sounds great to me, men are ugly, being a man I know this thoroughly.

>> No.1786838

Trans-human geneticist.

I will get onto the Trans-Female Project straight away.

>> No.1786862

Augmentations' programmer

>> No.1786873

Capsuleer fighter-pilot.

It's trans-humanism brought to the battlefield.

>> No.1786934

space junk trader
I would cruise around spaceship wrecks and gather anything valuable and sell it where the price is good.
If this is illegal than i would still do it and be an outlaw.

>> No.1786975

Genetically Enhanced Intergalactic Assassin

>> No.1787022

Spacecraft designer

>> No.1787023

>>1786618
Make a business model on sharing mental states by connecting minds. I.E sharing how it feels to be you.

>> No.1787034

>>1787023
Soo... Twitter, except with empathy?

>> No.1787116

Organism designer

>> No.1787125

>>1787034
Yeah kind of, imagine communication beyond words, tetch, images.

>> No.1787159

>>1787116
>>1786862
>>1786838
>>1786769

THIS
I want to be some of this and I actually believe I will.

>> No.1787175

Being a successful nigger
oh wait no niggers in the future, see star-trek etc

>> No.1787180

>>1787175
successful nigger = dead nigger

So, if you are a nigger now, then you have a good chance

>> No.1787182

nigger hunter and recycler.

>> No.1787189

>>1787175
>see star-trek

What about Geordie?

>> No.1787263

>>1787175

>Chief engineer of the Federations flag ship = black

>Captain of Starfleets most important outpost = black

>Chief admiral of starfleet = black

>> No.1787279

I want to be the same thing I am now, /sci/

Insanely rich and better than everyone

>> No.1787280

>>1787189
It was a skin suit of ancient nigger.

>> No.1787605

>>1787180 successful nigger = magic nigger
Yeah, I think you made a slight typo there bud.

>> No.1787613
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1787613

Terraformation worker.

Humble and isolated. The farmer of the future. I'll write in my spare time.

>> No.1787614

/sci/ mod

>> No.1787615
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1787615

professional troll

>> No.1787624

>>1787615
same here
PhD in trolling
teaching as a professor on 4chan university

>> No.1787632

I'd be a wildlife illustrator/photographer for newly discovered worlds. My favorite worlds would be ones with a warm, breathable atmosphere and benign native life.

>> No.1787647

Starship Trooper

Hyperspace Navigator

Virtual Reality e-pimp

>> No.1787667

>>1787632
Hey now there's an idea worth considering.

>> No.1787674

galactic overlord ftw.

>> No.1787679

space viking
pillaging , raiding and raping aliens.
light sabre in my hand, laser on my side.

>> No.1787686

intergalactic mcdonalds franchisee

>> No.1787724

Artifex

>> No.1787728

I swear that if time travel ever becomes possible, I will make sure that Nazi-Germany loses World War 2.

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>What futuristic job do you want /sci/

Furry Geneticist.

>> No.1787761

Inflation Simulation programmer
Teleportation regulator
Space flight co-ordinator
AI tester

>> No.1787772

alien penis jerker

i'm betting this job will pay huge amounts of money

>> No.1787778

>>1787647

did you mean mobile infantryman?

>> No.1787779

I WANT TO BE A LUMBERJACK, AND SING, SING...

>> No.1787783

I think artists and scientist will be the only profession that will not be replaced by robots

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1787798

I wanna be a whaler.... ON THE MOON

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1787814

>>1787761

>> No.1787818

One of the overseers to the machines that monitor and regulate the economy until we invent fully capable nanobots