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>> No.1772242

Ab-so-fuckin-lutely.

>> No.1772246

What, in a row?

>> No.1772251

Depends on whether or not I had to make the 100 dicks cum.

If yes then no.
If no then I would think about it.

>> No.1772255

Provided the guys are disease-free and not fat, yes.

>> No.1772259

Fuck yes that would be like a dream cum true

>> No.1772257
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>>1772246
No anon. AT ONCE.

>> No.1772262

>>1772246

Suck 100 dick until they cum. You have infinite amount of time, but you won't get paid until your 100th dick.

All dicks are clean.

This is a 1,000,000 dollars tax free by the way, you won't ever get this in your life time.

>> No.1772266

>>1772255

>disease-free
Yes
>not fat
Random you might get lucky you might not. Lets just assume it's half and half.

>> No.1772271

>>1772262
I'm assuming you can do what you want once they've blown their load in your mouth right. I don't much fancy ingesting 100 mouthfuls of semen.

>> No.1772272

>>1772262
I would, wouldn't enjoy it though.

>> No.1772273
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1772273

If I had no sound-effects coming from the guys and noone would ever find out it happened and they didn't cum in my mouth then probably.

>> No.1772278

That's $10 000 per dick, and the offer lasts for 100 dicks, practically it's a huge fucking bargain.

If the dicks are guaranteed to be clean and there's no cameras around i'd suck like there's no tomorrow, and who knows, if it turn gay at the same time i'd have a head start in my career of cocksucking.

>> No.1772287

I probably would. One a day, and in a third of a year I'd be 1mil up.

>> No.1772286

>>1772237
If i do it with passion, could i have the offer extended to 1000 dicks for $10 000 000

>> No.1772292

I've done that a couple times over, and all for free.

so yes, I would.

>> No.1772295

>>1772292
You sucked 200 dicks? Good effort, I guess.

>> No.1772296

I'm not sure OP, would I have to declare 1M as ordinary income to the IRS. Tax free 1M is a much better deal.

>> No.1772297

>>1772286

Yes you can indeed.

You will gain $10,000,000 after you sucked your 1000th dick, but this time you will be racing 10 other past dick suckers. If you happen to lose race the $1,000,000 you won before will be taken away, if you are short the money you will become a slave for the rest of your life.

>> No.1772298

>>1772295

I love dong

>> No.1772299

As a faggot i would suck them for free, but a million is fine too.

>> No.1772302

are the guys cute? :3

>> No.1772305
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1772305

>mfw OP and possibly others are getting off to this thread as some kind of fantasy

>> No.1772306

>>1772302
who cares? Do they have large penises? This is the more important question.

>> No.1772310

>>1772237
Of course not. I don't have $1 mil.

>> No.1772313

>>1772306

Random dick size, you might get a tiny midget or a golden gate bridge.

The hair as well, you might get cut grass or a forest.

>> No.1772319

>>1772313
gross, I imagine cheesy UC wiener is included.... totally gross.

>> No.1772320

I don't mind sucking dick but the idea of doing it for money, any money, seems kind of degrading.

>> No.1772321

How long would I have to suck each dick?
If each dick took like an hour it'd be pretty damn exhausting

>> No.1772324

>>1772321
>has blatantly never recieved a blowjob

>> No.1772326

>>1772320
Oh, then I guess we can't pee on you first :( :(

>> No.1772332

>>1772320
So you'd be happy to suck a strangers dick, but not happy to accept money for the gesture.

I obviously make friends with the wrong people.

>> No.1772338

>>1772319
I think someone mentioned they'd be adequately clean.

>> No.1772342

Wouldn't I get aids?

>> No.1772344

Hell, I'd do it for free.

:3

>> No.1772348

I don't understand, what is penis? Is it food like frozen juice stick?

>> No.1772357

>>1772344
Where were you when I was looking for a roommate.

>> No.1772358

attention all people who would be willing to suck dick for free.
Give me some contact information so we can arrange for you to suck my dick
I want to habeeb it

>> No.1772362

>>1772357

Prolly sucking dick or thinking about doing it.

:3

>> No.1772364

>>1772358
what is habeeb it?

>> No.1772372

>>1772362
Goddamn I'd get a kick out of having someone around who was willing to get on their knees and suck my dick when I told them to.

>> No.1772374

What? 1 M$ for just a hundred dicks? 10 k$/dick? That's fucking crazy, they'd better be cheaper! I'm not paying that much to suck a dick.

>> No.1772380
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1772380

so I heard /sci/ is a hotbed of cocksuckers.

>> No.1772382

>>1772364
a way of saying "believe it"

>> No.1772383

That is a lot of dicks, but then again that is a lot of money. I dunno.

If it was for science, Id do it in a heartbeat.

>> No.1772389

>>1772358
Give up, we probably don't even live in the same country.

captcha: <span class="math">P_2O_5[/spoiler] dichoker

Even Captcha-tan calls me a dick choker, why am I such a slut?

>> No.1772396

>>1772380
yes, much like prison populations that are bereft of women, /sci/ if full of people who touch the wiener not because of absolute preference, but because they cannot find wimmnz.

We should ask the same question about eating a million vagoos.

As a homosex, I say no to the vageene.

>> No.1772398

Sure is engineer in here

>> No.1772403

>>1772358
I'd love to. But I live in Norway, and you probably don't.
>3II abearme

>> No.1772405

>>1772396
>We should ask the same question about eating a million vagoos.

Gross, you don't know where those have been.

>> No.1772406

For 1 M$? Sure, I could use the money.

>> No.1772410

>>1772396

>Have a 300lb whale on top of you

>> No.1772414

>>1772405

Amen!

>> No.1772419

>>1772389
Not so much a suggestion as an epiphany

>> No.1772423

>>1772396

Are queefs smelly?

>> No.1772429

>>1772423
They are damp bacteria-filled cavities. Take a guess.

>> No.1772441

>>1772429
But that's where cheese comes from. Cheese is yummy

>> No.1772474

>>1772423
just fishy

>> No.1772479

>>1772296
>I'm not sure OP, would I have to declare 1M as ordinary income to the IRS. Tax free 1M is a much better deal.

I'm pretty certain you could declare it as extraordinary income. It's not every day you have the chance to get a million from sucking 100 dicks.

>> No.1772490

>>1772479
Is extraordinary income taxed at a lower rate? I would prefer to treat it as long term capital gain, but I'm not sure how to securitize blowjobs

>> No.1772617
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>>1772237

Sure, just need a some lube and a vaccum cleaner.

What? It says suck, not sucking with one`s mouth so, technically, I ain`t cheating.

>> No.1772641

Does the cum need to go into my mouth? Do I need to swallow?

Either way though, yeah.

>> No.1772657

>>1772617
wow! you really know how to win prizes for sucking dick!

>> No.1772662

Then I'm bound to get STDs/AIDS.

No.

>> No.1772669

>>1772662
OP specified they'd be healthy.

>> No.1772681

Do I get to pick?

How about picking from a group of people who signed up the procedure?

>> No.1772684

of course. I am an engineer after all.

>> No.1772710

Boy would I!

But I don't have $1,000,00.

Shame.

>> No.1772713

Hell yes. I'd suck 274, in fact.

But only if that meant $2,740,00.

>> No.1772716

Yea I would. 1 mil is a lot of cash - enough to get it on with two girls at the same time.

>> No.1772726

>>1772716
>because sex with 2 girls at once would be worth sucking off 100 grunting dudes

>> No.1772730

Depends on the quality of the dicks and of the dick-owners.

>> No.1772743

Depends, am I receiving the money or paying it?
If I'm receiving the money, fuck yes I would.
If I'm paying, no, because I could get a much better deal.

>> No.1772780

>>1772716
>implying you are heterosex

>> No.1773652

yees

>> No.1773664

>>1772617

>Implying anyone would cum from that.

>> No.1773672

>>1772237
I suck them for free and I am not an Engineer. :D

>> No.1773702

>>1772242

>to pay for engineer school

>> No.1773748

No shit.

Bring dem dicks along!

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1773753

>>1772237
problem solved

>> No.1773760

Longest thread on /sci/ all day.

Really is a bunch of fags in here.

>> No.1773774

>>1772262
yeah, i mean, that would be awesome. i like both sucking dick AND getting money. so getting money FOR sucking dicks is double liked