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Anonymous Sat Sep 18 02:16:45 2010 No.1770293 [Reply] [Original]

So I had the first physics club meeting yesterday, I made a bunch of jokes for it, thought I'd share them here:

Why is gravity a bad stylist?
It's got no curl

Why can't two parrots sit on the same branch?
The Polly exclusion principle

Why do fractals not get angry?
They can contain themselves

Why do surfaces have bad hair?
Because they have no volume
Alternately: Why do tessaracts have good hair?
Because they have hypervolume

Why are coulombs so bossy?
They always have to be in charge

Can't remember the others at the moment.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 05:05:45 2010 No.1770707 There are actually pretty funny and I haven't heard these before. Bravo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 05:21:45 2010 No.1770732 File: 270 KB, 900x600, 1281595103214.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] These are excellent, and I would love to hear the others when you remember them.

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