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Chemist do it periodically on the table.
Theoretical statisticians want to do it with the whole population, but only get a small sample.

Where can I find more of these "do it" things?

>> No.1764060

I'd like to lay tangent to her curves.

>> No.1764085

this thread is awful

>> No.1764092

if i could rearrange the period table I'd put U and I together?

so fail thread

>> No.1764095

I want to do it.

As in fucking kill you.

>> No.1764105

Take a statistician and put their heads in an oven and their feet in a freezer, and they'll tell you that on average, they feel fine.

>> No.1764106

71

>> No.1764126
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>> No.1764129

>>1764105
nope, 'fine' would be a balance between happiness/comfort and sadness/pain. The head and feet are in discomfort and the middle is fine, total average feeling is negative. You'd have to give 'em a hand job at the same time for that to make sense.

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>>1764129

>> No.1764146

>>1764095
I want to kill you.

As in fucking do you.

>> No.1764344

Anesthesiologists do it with unconscious people.

>> No.1766365

psychologists do it with their psychologically vulnerable clients

>> No.1766377
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1766377

why did the chicken cross the mobeus strip?
to get to the same side

>> No.1766386

why did the chemist get cancer

because he handled carcinogens all day at work

>> No.1766403

>>1764050
67

>> No.1766412

>>1766403
69 dumb fuck
>inb4 i get trolled

>> No.1766414

>>1766403
0/10

>> No.1766419

>>1766377
dude, that isn't really a joke for mathematicians. a 16 year old girl can get that joke.

>> No.1766425

who is this C character and why is he to be included in my 69?

>> No.1766448

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first goes up to the bartender and says, "I'll have a pint of lager, please." Each next one says, "and I'll have half of what he's having." The bartender says, "You're all idiots," and pulls two pints.

>> No.1766450

>>1766386
HAHAHohwait...

>> No.1766453

>>1766425

THERE'S NO C IN A DEFINITE INTEGRAL. JESUS FUCK.

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>>1766453

u mad?

>> No.1766458

>>1766419
>16 year old girl
>maths beyond 1+1=8
what am i reading?