/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.1743705]

billions of times revolving molecules per second into ur food.
breaks ur food up sooooooooo bad.
Is so bad for you to eat such broken up food!
save urself

[Anonymous No.1743711]

with all those electrons hitting into ur food and making it revolve around you are chemically breaking down the food.
Also do not use foil not only not in the microwave but elsewhere as well, pieces come off and you ingest them or absorb thru skin.

[Anonymous No.1743712]

leave. now.

[Anonymous No.1743717]

>>1743712
In my opinion, this world is largely spirals.
DNA molecule? Spirals.
Magnets? Spirals.
Wheels? Spirals.
Springs? Spirals.
See? lots of spirals.
lol everyone is wrong everything is spiral.

[Anonymous No.1743722]

>>1743712
you seem to be suffering from a great deal of anger, you should try these
http://www.emf-health.com/qlink-black.htm
you may be suffering from an excess of EMF radiation exposure.

[Anonymous No.1743731]

OH MY GOD, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS THING IN THE SKY?

IT'S IRRADIATING EVERYTHING.

IT'S LIKE A BILLION MICROWAVES.

OH FUCK OH FUCK WE GONNA GET CANCER.

[Anonymous No.1743743]

>>1743731
lol nice try.
I know that what you pictured is a comet.
We do have a sun in the sky but they are a type of comet rly, but ours is not radioactive so it is safe. It only gives off light not EMF radiation.
What is rly going to get us cancer is all the EMF pollution from radiowaves\
Back on topic, I'll give you guys some more of my knowledge on the subject, Microwaves break the fragile proteins in the food, you are supposed to ingest these whole, does anyone have more info on this effect?

[Anonymous No.1743752]

>>1743743
>he thinks the sun doesn't give off horrible rays
>laughing space telescopes.jpg

also spoilers, cooking breaks down food, there is a reason why the most absorbed protein is from cooked eggs, because it is more accessible to human digestion.

[Anonymous No.1743757]

>>1743743

You're a dumbass.
You don't need intact proteins. If you needed them, you wouldn't have proteases and acidic environment in your stomach that's specifically there to break down proteins.

[Anonymous No.1743758]

I left /b/ to get away from this shit.

[Anonymous No.1743760]

>>1743743

GTFO and take your troll with you.

[Anonymous No.1743764]

>>1743758

And you came to /sci/?

[Anonymous No.1743766]

>>1743764
There was a thread about penguins. S'good enough for me.

[Anonymous No.1743769]

>>1743752
We're talking about microwave RADIATION not cooking here.
>>1743757
Have you even seen these things? lol science is like imagining only you get paid for it.

[Anonymous No.1743773]

>>1743769
>Have you even seen these things?

[Anonymous No.1743775]

>>1743769

micro-wave is more healthy than, say, barbecue for example.

BTW, light, especially blue, is way more dangerous than micro-wave...

This thread is now about UV light.

[Anonymous No.1743788]

>>1743775
UV light is a pretty special case,
It comes mostly from the sun, (it IS a form of LIGHT after all)
UV stands for Ultra-Violent, which means that it's just like regular light only does a LOT of damage to those fragile proteins in ur cells and damages the DNA CHROMOSOME of ur cell in a bad way. We call this cancer

[Anonymous No.1743792]

>>1743775
>implying something made up

[Anonymous No.1743804]

>>1743788

>UV stands for Ultra-Violent

This made me laugh. It's ultraviolet.
Did you know that microwave is light too?

[SAGE No.1743803]

>>1743788
wrong. Sage goes in all fields.

[Anonymous No.1743810]

>>1743804
How could that be? Microwave is small waves, as the name implies. Light is a lot less understood than Microwaves.

[Anonymous No.1743821]

>>1743788

You've proved to me that all this ultraviolence and killing is wrong, wrong, and terribly wrong. I've learned me lesson, sir. I've seen now what I've never seen before. I'm cured!

[Anonymous No.1743832]

>>1743821
come on this thread is not a joke.

[Anonymous No.1743845]

I fucking agree, OP. I never use the microwave. If I want to cook something, I use a conventional oven and stove and other such things. If I want to reheat something, I put it in the stove on low. If I want to defrost something, leave it out overnight. Or put it in the stove.
I don't care if it takes 30 times longer than it would in the microwave oven. The microwave is systematically destroying the culinary art in vulgar settings. I hate it.

[RoboMendel !!BJTz0OTwQdf No.1743858]

Normally I can laugh at trolls because they are funny, but this troll is just a retard.

Sage, hidden, reported.

[Anonymous No.1743871]

>>1743858
offtopic/spam/trollpost
reported

[Anonymous No.1743889]

>>1743845

Culinary... Art... I see what you did there.

[Anonymous No.1743962]

with all those electrons hitting into ur food and making it revolve around

ME AM AGREE! STOP REVOLVING OWR TASTY FUDS!

[Anonymous No.1743970]

You just have to set it so the rotating plate turns opposite to the revolving molecules so they'll cancel each other out.

[Anonymous No.1743972]

>>1743970
You can cross "mass" out because the m's on both sides of the equation cancels out.

[Anonymous No.1743979]

im too lazy to use a stove

[Anonymous No.1744020]

>>1743972

I...I think you just disproved M&Ms.

[Anonymous No.1744044]

>>1744020

[Anonymous No.1744093]

>>1744020

[Anonymous No.1744435]

>>1743972
>>1744020

[Anonymous No.1744474]

>this thread

lulz

[Anonymous No.1744481]

>>1744020

[Anonymous No.1744583]

>>>/b/
NIGGERTITS