/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.1732383]

[Anonymous No.1732389]

what kind of bullshit is this?

[Anonymous No.1732392]

looks legit to me.

[Inurdaes !lololSGJBw No.1732394]

>IS THIS THE ANSWER TO CANCER??
>??
>Taking it seriously

[Anonymous No.1732397]

Schiggity schwa?

[Anonymous No.1732398]

>increase the bond angle to 114 degrees

this is the best damn thing I've read all day

[Anonymous No.1732399]

>>1732383
What a ridiculous inductive statement.

[Anonymous No.1732428]

we must find whatever this was published in
and destroy all copies of it

[Anonymous No.1732432]

I.. I really want to hear what you get when you call that number, I must hear more of this delicious pseudoscience.

[Anonymous No.1732437]

>>1732432

There's only one way to find out.

[Anonymous No.1732448]

I laughed fifteen minutes straight after reading the bs article.

[Anonymous No.1732451]

Well back in MY day the bond angle for H2O was 112 degrees.

[Anonymous No.1732455]

>>1732437
I'm in the wrong country. ;_;

Now I'll never know how to alter the angles of the molecular bonds in my body.

[Anonymous No.1732464]

[Anonymous No.1732468]

This is the most awesome thing ever. EVER

Best post of the day

[Anonymous No.1732520]

reading this gave me cancer

and then cured it

[Anonymous No.1732537]

It's actually 104.5, the fools.

[Anonymous No.1732540]

>>1732520
lul

[Anonymous No.1732567]

>>1732383

[Anonymous No.1732577]

>>1732567
It's not, google it.

[Anonymous No.1733149]

man can you even change the bond angle in water

[Anonymous No.1733160]

>>1732383

[Anonymous No.1733174]

http://www.johnellis.com/

oh man this is hilarious

apparently it kills all germs, too

[Anonymous No.1733202]

>>1733149
Well the bonds do vibrate scissoring a bit and extending/contracting slightly but permanently no. It's like trying to force two magnets together except in this case you have like 5 magnets and they've just arranged them selves in the lowest energy formation, if you get what I mean.

[Anonymous No.1733217]

>gods way.
who was it that had an epic quote about how creative religious people were with twisting scientific knowledge. he said it in such a way that said "i think they are insane and fascinating, but i don't want to be mean about it." oh nvm it was the guy who lived by the bible literally for a year. lol he was dumb but made some good points.

[Anonymous No.1733227]

ha ha haa... this is retarded.

no-body heard of cancer... err, yes they did... and it was a major cause of death. as it had no treatment it was called consumption.

[Anonymous No.1733246]

>At the age of 17 John Ellis was so weak and sickly that just staying alive was a problem!
aside from the hilarious scientific "data" and how it works, this guy either needs a free beer, or the biggest kick in the nuts in history. if i find out hes making any serious money on this, i'm buying acid and printing out my web development notes.

[Anonymous No.1733271]

chemfag here. this is total horseshit

go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.1733282]

what the fuck did I just read?

[Anonymous No.1733325]

>>1733174
And makes you lose weight.
>(Beats any "weight loss" program with no hunger pangs)!!

...and can break down the oil in the Gulf.
And treat diabetes.

[Anonymous No.1733340]

The answer to cancer is a healthy diet and legalizing marijuana.

[Anonymous No.1733350]

[Anonymous No.1733357]

>>1733202

I figured that much, anyways. I suppose you could probably change it a little if you added some sort of substance to the water that makes hydrogen bonds or something, but he's always going on about how pure his water is so I doubt that.

[Anonymous No.1733374]

>>1733227
Consumption was TB.

[Anonymous No.1733382]

The website is a close match to timecube in its ranting lack of paragraphs, but In some ways TimeCube is actually more readable.

[Anonymous No.1733388]

I just went to their website. It's like Billy Mays all over again.

[Anonymous No.1733396]

>>1733227

Hippocrates knew about cancer, he named the sucker

[Anonymous No.1733445]

The "purest water" you are drinking now is slowly killing you because they can't even PRODUCE water that can kill pathogenic bacteria

changing the DISEASE CAUSING PROPERTIES OF WATER

This patented method also removes 1) The TERRORIST THREAT

THOUSANDS of wells have been done using ONLY 10 gallons of water to treat vast quantities of water?? NOBODY HAS EVER DONE THAT BEFORE!

I discovered that if you heat and cool water (about 3 times/minute) in a proprietary way, 100's of times per gallon (NOT ONCE!), you will increase the hydrogen bond angle to 114 degrees and it will PERMANENTLY stay there, releasing the AWSOME POWER of hydrogen