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>Ph.D in Chocolate Engineering
>Any child I want
>500 molestations starting

>> No.1696543
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>Ph.D in African American studies
>nigger nigger nigger
>500k chickens starting

>> No.1696553
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1696553

>Phd in mathematics
>any jon i want
>300k apple faces

>> No.1696558

>Ph.D in mathematics
>Any dark alley I want
>365 days of being homeless a year starting

>> No.1696560

Willy Wonka: The suspense is terrible... I hope it'll last.

>> No.1696569
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>Ph.D in maniacal evil
>Any job I want after killing the current person
>I'm giving away free money...

>> No.1696602

>PhD in dream interpretation
>the loony bin
>academic credit only

>> No.1696613
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> Ph.D in fascism
>Any Jew I want
>Piles of ashes starting

>> No.1696625
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>Ph.D in trolling
>Any newfag I want
>300 troll'd starting

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>PhD in pseudonyms
>undecided

>> No.1696869
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>Ph.D in steamed hams
>Any bizarre cover up I want
>1 Aurora Borealis starting

>> No.1696895

>Ph.D in Captcha generation
>Any word i nigger
>500 chicken vagina

>> No.1696898
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1696898

>PhD in anarchy
>Any club I want
>300 members starting

>> No.1696944
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1696944

>Ph.D in piloting
>any starship I want
>warp 3 starting

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1696963

>PhD in fraud
>Any sentence I want
>3 cocks starting

>> No.1696968
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1696968

>>1696898
>Ph.D is psychosis
>Any alternate personality I want
>300 people not noticing starting

>> No.1696970
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>PHD in Reaping.
>Any Galaxy I want.
>100k colonists starting.

>> No.1696980
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>Ph.D in Mitosis
>Any species I want
>1 cell starting

>> No.1696994
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1696994

>PhD in Ponzi
>Any gullible investor I want
>11 arrests starting

>> No.1696999
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1696999

>PhD in rap music
>any woman i want
>500 STD's starting

>> No.1697000

>>1696999
>rap
>music
Pick one.

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>>1697000

>> No.1697009
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>Ph.D in Slave holding
>Any nigger I want
>40 bastard children starting

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>PhD in PhD's
>Any PhD
>Substantial debt starting

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>>1696999
>>1697000

DOUBLE TRIPLES

>> No.1697035
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>Ph.D in Selective Dismemberment
>Any Necromorph I want
>300 power nodes starting

>> No.1697037
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1697037

>Ph.D in everything, majoring in Tiberium Studies.
>Any nation I want.
>500k fanatic followers starting.

>> No.1697044
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1697044

>Ph.D in Squats
>Any gym I want
>700lbs starting

>> No.1697045

Ph.D in conspiracy theories.
Any mysterious group i want
Jews, illuminati and freemasons starting

>> No.1697046
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>>1697044
I'm never doing squats again.

>> No.1697060

>>1697046

you jelly brah

/fit/ be mirin dem thighs

>> No.1697071

i thought i'd visit /fit/ and found this.
>>>/fit/4439012

>> No.1697082

>Ph.D in avionics
>Any flight i want
>5 vacations yearly starting...

>> No.1697095
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>Ph.D in Cowperforation
>Any stomach-content I want
>500 pounds meat starting

>> No.1697124

>>1697044
shit, cannot unsee!!!!!

>> No.1697136

>>1697071

That's just the tip of the iceberg.