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ITT: Ways you have used science to be alpha.

>Doing physics in highschool
>working on escape velocity
>work out earths escape velocity
>Decide to use it on other things aside from planets.
>go up to fat kid in school with friends.
>in front of him we begin to estimate his weight based on his width hight and composition
>proceed to calculate his escape velocity (it wasn't very high)
>laugh our asses off
>some girls see the whole thing
>they laugh with us
>fuck one a year later
>science, fuck yeah.

Looking back on it, it's the greatest moment of highschool.

>> No.1675126

>a year later

yeah, no

>> No.1675129

yo mamma is so fat the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 300,000km/s

>> No.1675133

Alpha? What is that? As in alpha male?

That's retarded, did you come here from /r9k/ to troll us or what?

I don't give a fuck about my masculinity or the conquest of females.

>> No.1675134

>>1675121
you don't sound like typical scifag but a typical pseudo sci-fag that gets C+ in their normal physics class and starts talking about >escape velocity and crap.

>> No.1675131

>projecting himself into his bullies

>> No.1675144

>>1675121

>dumb cunt won't shut the fuck up, everything we go over in science class she has to interject her retarded psuedo-science bullshit
>nobody in class has the nuts to tell her to shut up because she's seriously retarded
>make a mobius strip
>ask her how many sides it has
>"uhm, 2 obviously."
>Class tells her to shut the fuck up and that she's retarded, I apparently broke the taboo that kept people from telling her off
>She never mentions her bio-crystals or Wiccan shit ever again
>4 months later she tries to kill herself and fails

Alright so it wasn't the most alpha thing ever, but like some sort of collective alpha-zation of the class.

>> No.1675146

>>1675134
>but a typical pseudo sci-fag that gets C+ in their normal physics class and starts talking about >escape velocity and crap.
That would be /sci/.

>> No.1675154

>>1675121
OP's pic is fugly, I wouldn't brag about hitting that, hell I wouldn't tell anyone except maybe my therapist.

quatch terrifying

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>>1675121

>science to be alpha
>implying its possible

used the math & practice to get a good job
wallow in cash
get laid

>> No.1675242

> alpha
> fuck one a year later

Heaps alpha, bro.

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1675276

>my face when the escape velocity at the fat kid's surface is actually probably lower than most normal people due to his lower density.

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>>1675276
>my face when I read this post and tilted my head back to laugh and noticed a mosquito that would piss me the fuck off later tonight and was able to kill it because it was resting on the ceiling thinking I wouldn't see

Thanks bro.

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>>1675121

cool story bro.

smoking is bad 4 u though...

also good job picking on a fat kid with your friends.

>> No.1675321 [DELETED] 

Escape velocity doesnt depend on objects mass, but the energy required does.

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>>1675285
Honey, is the spot on my southern hemisphere noticeable?

>> No.1675343

escape velocity doesn't depend on the objects mass, the energy required does though.

>> No.1675464

>>1675121
That Ukrainian/Cheyenne girl is hot as fuck.

I mean, if I were that camera guy, I would've offered her good and nutritional food along with a cozy and suitable shelter, should she want to go back to my country along with me.

But no... the cameraman was there only to take pictures of the impoverished nation that's in the middle of a conflict.

Too bad she fucking died. I would've loved to spend my life taking care of her. (after I'm rollin' in dough doing science)

>> No.1675471

>>1675464
I never knew the pedophiles were on every board of 4chan.

>> No.1675495

>>1675464
good thing you didn't see the picture of her teeth

>> No.1675500

> alpha

back to r9k please

>> No.1675504

>>1675495
Doesn't matter. Nothing the dentists can't fix.

>>1675471
>implying you don't like children
>implying you know dick shit about biology

Also, I'm no pedophile. She's at least 13.

>> No.1675512

>>1675504
Hebephiliac then.

>> No.1675521

>>1675471
Well happy fourth-day anniversary to your being in 4chan. How do you like it so far?

>> No.1675523

>ITT: Ways you have used science to be alpha.
Noticing that there is no such thing as an "alpha male" in human terms, because humans are not wolves and people who buy into this probably have a lot of useless self help manuals.

>> No.1675544

>>1675523
Real /sci/entists don't give a shit about bitches or whores. Or sex, much, for that matter.

Sluts hinder science. And I put science in front of everything. Yes, sometimes in the pursuit, I forget that I'm hungry.

>> No.1675549

>>1675544
That's dedication, bro.

>> No.1675557

>>1675549
I love science as I ain't love no otha.
Treat him like my homie and shit, like he's my only brutha.
Love 'im so much, I'd step over my one true motha.

>> No.1675568

>>1675544
>sometimes in the pursuit, I forget that I'm hungry
thanks for the reminder, I think I'll go ingest some plant and animal matter, digest it and be nourished

>> No.1675571

>>1675568
Never stop studying. Your future comes now. Food can come later.

Enjoy your snack.

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>> No.1675582

I don't think I've ever met a girl that liked bullies.
All the asshats would behave very nicely around the girls they liked. And girls were the first to speak out when someone was being a dick to someone else.

>> No.1675598

>>1675582
Not for me.

They laugh when I get my shit kicked in.

"LOL GET AWAY FROM ME U LOSER. UR WEAK AND GAY"

>> No.1675608

>>1675598
That, of course, never happened.

But girls don't give a shit about people getting bullied. Not the sluts, anyways. Sluts love big, strong, abusive cunts. They're the ones that spend their whole life with a guy while getting beaten half to death almost every single day. Yet, they stay, and have kids with them, only to be abandoned and left to take care of them as a single mother.

Women.

Terrible.

>> No.1675621 [DELETED] 

>>1675608
Bitches and whores.

>> No.1675636

>>1675621
Beeches and horse.

>> No.1675641

>>1675636
Leeches and coarse

>> No.1675644

>>1675608
Bitches and whores.

>> No.1675648

>>1675641
Teaches and boars.

>> No.1675650

>>1675648
Niches and shores.

>> No.1675654

>>1675650
Screeches and Smores.

>> No.1675658

>>1675654
Leashes and floors

>> No.1675665

>>1675658
Switchings and chores.

>> No.1675666

>>1675658
Fishes and Coors.

>> No.1675670

>>1675666
Dishes and lores.

>> No.1675672

Ringers and doors

>CAPTCHA: Technology, einaasky

>> No.1675676

>>1675670
Quiches and doors.

>> No.1675685 [DELETED] 

>>1675672
Way to fuck up, cunt. There's no "ch".

Richness and pores.

>> No.1675679

This thread has certainly changed, and I can't yet decide if its for the better or worse.

PS: Ditches and pores

>> No.1675686

>>1675685
Pisses and snores.

>> No.1675693

>>1675672
Way to fuck up, nigger. You forgot the "ches" sound.

Riches and soars.

>> No.1675697

>>1675693
Snitches and oars.

>> No.1675702

>>1675697
Itches and fours.

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1675704

Bitches and horse.

CAPTCHA: rehast for

>> No.1675707

>>1675702
Peaches and norse.

>> No.1675708

>>1675702
Quidditches and yours.

>> No.1675711

>>1675708
Mitch's and ours.

>> No.1675714

>>1675711
Hitches and oars.

>> No.1675717

>>1675714
Finches and worse.

>> No.1675736

>>1675717
Cochise and hours.

>> No.1675758

>>1675736
Spice's sand worms.