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1663344 No.1663344 [Reply] [Original]

Your mom's so fat, she has a proper subgroup isomorphic to herself .

>> No.1663353

ur moms so fat she has her own gravity

>> No.1663358

your mom's so fat she ate herself

>> No.1663363

You're moms pso phat, eye kant spel propurly.

>> No.1663369

Yo mama so fat, she floats in fluids more dense than 0.9 g/ml.

>> No.1663371

>>1663353
everything that has mass has gravity

>> No.1663373

>>1663371
your and idiot

>> No.1663378

Your mother is of such rotundity that she has developed diabetes.

>> No.1663381

>>1663373
no nuh-uh

>> No.1663390

Your mother is so fat that she has a strong enough gravitational field to take on a spherical shape and thus, be considered a dwarf planet.

>> No.1663393

>>1663373
>your an idiot
>your
>idiot

Oh the irony.

>> No.1663400

>>1663393
Oh the whoosh.

>> No.1663405

Oh the poohs

>> No.1663412

your mom's so fat that fritz zwicky had to rework his theory of dark matter cos he found all the missing mass

>> No.1663419

your mom's so fat her ass collapsed into a black hole

>> No.1663443

your mammas so fat her scale starts at aleph naught

>> No.1663454

your momma's so fat when she farts she tears a hole in the space-time continuum

>> No.1663477

Yo mama so fat, she has an R value far in excess of fiberglass batt.

>> No.1663551

Your mother is so gluttonous that she is the Universe, and we all live inside of her.

>> No.1663565

Yo momma is so fat that her mass is measured in gigagrams.

>> No.1663588

Your mom's so fat she died of heart disease.

>> No.1663593

Yo mama so FAT her name is case insensitive, and limited to 8.3 characters.

>> No.1663612

your mammas so fat your twin brother was born 100 years after you but was still an infant

>> No.1663614

YO MOMMAS SO FILE ALLOCATION TABLES

>> No.1664087

Your mom so fat she white.

>> No.1664254
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1664254

Your momma SO FAT...

hydrogen spectra near her surface has a redshift of .4!

>> No.1664258

>>1664254
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN SON.
that shit was cold.

>> No.1664260

Yo mama so fat she emits hawking radiation.

>> No.1664330

>>1663393
you're mom is a idiot

>> No.1664352

Your mom's so fat, she doesn't need the internet because she's already world wide.

>> No.1664365

your momma so fat a tachyon got stuck trying to pass through

>> No.1664368

Your mom's so fat, her marginal utility is maximized with a consumption bundle tangent to the highest possible indifference curve given by the utility function U = f(x1, x2,...xn)

>> No.1664415

Your mom's so fat when she flies cross country the tides change.

>> No.1664421

Your mom's so fat any boson moving through her emits Cherenkov radiation.

>Implying I can't call her dense and retain minimal humor.

>> No.1664420
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1664420

>> No.1664427

>>1663393
>>1663371
Not sure if retarded or supertrolls...

>> No.1664429

Yo momma so fat, she growth function is faster than BusyBeaver.

>> No.1664432

>>1664427
Not sure if massive faggot or autistic manchild...

>> No.1664452

Your mom's so thin, the equation of her circumference cannot be expressed on a Cartesian plane because it contains imaginary numbers.

>> No.1664457 [DELETED] 

Your mom's so fat her scale uses abstract precision arithmetic.

>> No.1664461

Your mom's so fat her scale uses arbitrary precision arithmetic.

>> No.1664478

your mama so fat that we need 26 dimensional space to measure correctly

>> No.1664592
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1664592

>>1663344
Oh, you guys...

>> No.1664618

your mom's so fat, the escape velocity at her surface is greater than c

>> No.1664644

You mommas so fat she's made entirely of adipose tissue.

>> No.1664674

Your mama's so fat, her skin has formed tectonic plates over her fat.

>> No.1664687

Yo mom's so fat her BMI is over 25

>> No.1664688

Your mom's so fat, the space she doesn't occupy has measure zero

>> No.1664699

Yo momma so fat, and therefore her gravity so strong, that spacetime is warped around her to such a degree that she creates wormholes

>> No.1664715

Your momma's so fat I swerved to miss her in an FTL spaceship and got lost.

>> No.1665060

Your mother is so fat, her weight has caused her to collapse in to a spherical mass.

>> No.1665072
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1665072

>>1663344

>> No.1665085

Your mom's so fat, the function that computes her mass causes a stack overflow.

>> No.1665095

Your momma so fat, she's the centre of the Big Crunch.

>> No.1665099

Your mama is so fat her waist size is a term scientists use to describe the length of the Hadron Collider.

>> No.1665107

#include <iostream>

int main(int argc, char* argv[])
{
unsigned int yomama_mass = 0;
for (;;)
{
yomama_mass++;
}
}

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1665144

How fat was she, Mr. Kaku?

And yet you still had sex with her.

>> No.1665145

>>1665107
I don't think unsigned int is going to be big enough...

>> No.1665178

Your mom's so fat, her ass is on three different time zones.

>> No.1665182

Your mom is so fat that she captured her own natural satellites

>> No.1665187

yo mamma's weight is equivalent to tan 90 degrees.

>> No.1665189

your mom is so fat, she approaches the Chandrasekhar Limit.

Anything concerning singularities and collapse nullifies how fat said mother is.

>> No.1665192

Your mom's so fat, that her ass is wider than grahams number.

>> No.1665196

Yo mamma's so fat, she has reached a state of sustained fusion.

>> No.1665274

>>1665196
I reached a state of sustained fusion with your mother, if you know what I mean.

By which I mean I was sucked into her photosphere by her gravitational field and my atoms became an infinitesimally small part of her mass.

>> No.1665293

I believe that is infinity?

(when a set is isomorphic with a proper subset of itself)

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1665306

Yo momma's so fat she's cleared her orbit.

>> No.1665315

>>1665293
Well, sort of. Groups are sets with a structure, like the real numbers under addition or multiplication. A subgroup is a subset with a structure, too, and a proper subgroup is then of course a proper subset (and also not the so called trivial group, I think). Isomorphims are functions from one group to another that preserve structure. Isomorphism to a proper subgroup implies that the group has infinitely many elements.

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1665351

your momma's so fat, her mass in kg is equal to avogadro's number

>> No.1665483

Your momma so fat her bra size is 36 AU

>> No.1665490

your mom causes gravitational anomalies

>> No.1665502

I have one simple rebuttal to all of these insults: NO U

>>1663593
I lol'd hard

>> No.1666511

Yo momma's so fat, when she posts she can't help bumping.

>> No.1666517

you mama so fat when she hauls ass she has to make two trips

>> No.1666524

You momma's so FAT she cannot be converted to NTFS

>> No.1666530

>>1663373
Are you a dipshit? Everything has gravitational pull you dipshit. lrn26th grade physics

gtfo underage b&

>> No.1666537

Your momma so fat, neutrinos have to go around her.

>> No.1666538

>>1666530

gravitational pull is a myth of newtonian physics (which is also false).

learn to general relativity

>> No.1666545 [DELETED] 

[math[m_{ym} = \lim_{x \to \infty}x[/math]
where <span class="math">m_{ym}[/spoiler] is the mass of your mom.

>> No.1666549 [DELETED] 

you mean [math\[m_{ym} = \lim_{x \to \infty}x[/math]

>> No.1666552

<span class="math">m_{ym} = \lim_{x \to \infty}x[/spoiler]
where mym is the mass of your mom.
>fix'd typo

>> No.1666557

>>1666530
>26th Grade
I feel SO sorry for you, bro

>> No.1666617

>>1666552
Fuck you LaTeX.

I have yet to learn how to use you properly.

>> No.1666641

God dammit I love you guys. It makes me feel like a genius knowing why these are funny.

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1666700

fucking love you guys