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1654834 No.1654834 [Reply] [Original]

... I ... mmm ....

>> No.1654836

>implying I'm going to read all that shit

I've seen that comic like 10 times and I never bothered going past the 3rd panel

>> No.1654859

>>1654836
TL;DR - Girl rants about how she finds the dude boring then explains she is a whore and only cares about about popping out babies.

Really shitty comic over all as she more or less gives a lot of reasons why she'd never even be friends with this person in the first place. If anything the girl is a huge bitch for setting of this moment.

Like 10 to 1 it was written by some dumb depressed dude that got ripped apart be some crazy bitch.

>> No.1655269

wat

>> No.1655284

>>1654859
anyone got the second page

>> No.1655288

Well now I finally see both sides of the argument
TOO BAD HIGH SCHOOL WAS 5 YEARS AGO

>> No.1655290

>>1654859
She wasn't being a whore, but she did explain that she had a natural urge to go after guys that she actually found attractive. As in, guys with genuine charisma. The comic was probably written by a chick that friendzoned some guy who turned out to fall in love with her, but he was pathetic or something. He probably tried to call her out on being stupid and going against what's best for her.

>> No.1655295

>follow your primal instinct

welltheresyourproblem.jpg

that got us nowhere. thats like being a fucking retarded dog.

what we need is more men like john! More people whom realize that natural instincts are savage and we need to be civilized pretentious jerkwads. Being smart is what got us to the moon, and fucking back. Being smart is what allowed us to discover fucking physics. Being smart is what has separated humanity from every species that has come before us! its what makes us great!

>> No.1655297

>>1655290
>As in, guys with genuine charisma.
As opposed to the fake plastic one from China you can get at the thrift store.

>> No.1655301

>>1655295

Well, most women are incapable of deep thoughts about complex subjects. Don't expect too much from them.

>> No.1655309

>>1654834
> wants him to follow his primal instincts and not be "intellectual"
> fears the future of the human species

>> No.1655314

>>1655301
this is why i do not talk to women.

>> No.1655315

>>1655309

Yup, that's woman-logic for you.

>> No.1655331

This comic only perpetuates the notion that girls are insatiable hedonistic and selfish creatures who live by the pretense that they deserve it all, and deserve it perfectly and any guy who isn't willing to abide by their ridiculous set of demands simply doesn't deserve the time of any female companion, with no sense of mutuallity what-so-ever.

Don't get me wrong, while being aware of this I can adapt myself to mirror what girls want in a man, but I am not happy at all with this state of affairs.

>> No.1655333
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1655333

>My face when it is possible to balance intellectualism with a successful appearance and social life, thus making anyone who picks a side look silly

>> No.1655337

So while us scientists must be secluded to achieve great products of human advancements, the horde of morons will get to enjoy them as free riders, AND GET THE WOMEN?
Why do we do this, /sci/?

>> No.1655338
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>>1655333
>its better to do everything like shit than become a master at one of them

>> No.1655340

>>1655333
Somehow I doubt that a person who speaks retard instead of English is capable of balancing anything.

>> No.1655341

>>1655337
because one day we'll have automatic death rays that kill everything that does not have the potential (and willingness) to become an intellectual

>> No.1655350

>>1655341
FUND IT! FUND IT NOW!!!

>> No.1655375

>>1655290
This wasn't written by a chick. No woman would actually go on about that evo-psych "ALL WOMEN WANT MANLY MEN REPRODUCTION" shit. Don't worry, the creator is still a bitter virgin, just in a different flavor from /r9k/ wankers.

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1655385

>this thread

>> No.1655399

>>1655338
>Which is the reason Schrödinger lived with two women.
>Won't even mention Feynman

>> No.1655400

>>1655385
Yes, because people pointing out idiocy must be foaming at mouths.

Any other bits of psychology you learned from Ren & Stimpy?

>> No.1655470

This is true as hell. I don't care how intellectual you are, you still want to fuck bitches. The thing with bitches is that you have to let them know you want to fuck them, because they want to fuck you too.

Nice guys do not miss out on getting chicks because they are nice or anything like that. It is because they try to keep up this ruse that their intentions are not to fuck the chick in the end(This shouldn't be your only intention, but it should be one).

If a chick see's that you so not want to fuck her(because you led her on that you did not) she will lose interest and friend zone you. All the while being attracted to guys she can sense want to fuck her because she wants to fuck too!

I'm ranting now.

tltr; Just fucking imply with every joke you make you want to fuck, be nasty and inappropriate and the bitches shall be yours(as long as your nasty jokes are funny, don't be a creepy guy)

>> No.1655476

>>1655470
>what did one dead body say to the other dead body?
>i don't know
>dead bodys don't talk, so lets fuck

would that be considered funny or creepie?

>> No.1655522
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1655522

Pretending that one picture like that is a global proof for the beliefs of all women in the world is stupid, especially since you seem to take into account that the guys is a very specific type of guy.

What this picture really show us is the problem between following social influence and trying to get away from it.

The guy seem to be the typical geek bordering nerd who understand what is wrong with society but not how to deal with it (since he is passively waiting for her to change)
And the girl who is shown to have an high intellect still can't understand the power of the social influence that push her to make it sound like the guy is in fault.

Basically she is being intelligently mean to him because that way she feel superior and integrated in the society.
Him on the other hand seem to be incapable of dealing with reality but have a higher level of self-control over his own decision. which isn't a lot when you have 70% of the population pleased to tell you how much you suck in comparison of them.

My personal tip in this situation : Don't waste your time with a girl whose opinion is too far away from your.
And intelligence don't equal to common sense.

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1655530

>>1655399
O RLY?
W.W.R.F.D.

>> No.1655536

ha ha! i know that guy!

>> No.1655557

>>1655309
I also like how she clearly hasn't even thought about overpopulation, global climate change, world hunger, etc. She left a load of variables out, something that an intellectual like John would have taken into account. Basically she uses a cherry-picked argument to justify allowing herself to be abused by assholes. And apparently she doesn't realise that there are some guys who are as smart as John (or smarter) and still able to be charismatic.

Also, there's a rebuttal from John that someone made. But of course, OP is likely a feminist/faggot and wouldn't dare show both sides of the argument...

>> No.1655565

16-25 Women
>LOL U NERD AS IF I WOULD GO WITH OUT YOU LOSER
>Goes out with a complete cunt that beats her and delve in the world of drugs, lots of partying and slutting around
>OP comic

25 + Women
>Maternal instincts kick in
>Shitty job, No money
>Leave shitty ex
>Looking for the same established nice guy 'loser' that she rejected years ago, to settledown with.

>> No.1655571

>>1655565
women are leaches. Celibacy is, althought the least biological sense makingness, the best overall.

see: tesla

Also, donate sperm to everyone and hope one of your kids becomes a FUCKING SUPER GENIUS like yourself

>> No.1655572

The comic is entirely true and describes the majority of 'nice guys'

>> No.1655575

>>1655571
enjoy dying alone and never sharing your life with anyone

>> No.1655579

>>1655571
I plan to donate sperm, you also get money for it.

Celibacy is bad though; I want to get laid, not die a virgin. I'd rather be like Feynman than Newton.

>> No.1655584 [DELETED] 

>>1655575
>implying i want to share my life with someone i don't
>>1655579
>implying natural instincts>logic

>> No.1655591

>>1655575
>implying i want to share my life with someone i don't like
>>1655579
>implying natural instincts>logic

>> No.1655589 [DELETED] 

>>1655584
>Implying celibacy is a good idea

>> No.1655593

>>1655571
I just want a nerdy, moderately sucessful, average looking women.

>> No.1655602
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>>1655593
A) thats horribly rare
B) she'l wanna date an asshole
C) pic relevant to this thread

>> No.1655615

>>1655470
...This is correct.

Amusingly and utterly correct.

Also, OP's pic describes why most women are retarded, even if the anon I'm replying to has the solution to this particular problem.

>> No.1655621

I love these threads. The original comic is totally true, women don't like nerds because you ARE dull and you ARE the opposite of what they look for in a man. They don't want a shoulder to cry on whenever they have a problem, that's what their female friends are for. They want a guy who will take them out on a date, tell them where they're going, hold open all the doors for her, pick up the check, and try to shove his tongue down her throat at the end of the date. You teenagers can go BARGLE BAGLE NONE OF THIS IS TRUE all you want, but you know it is. That's why you're spending your nights online on a site with hentai ads all over it.

The reason most chicks 25+ start dating "nerds" is because most nerds (myself included) start changing their lives when they hit their early 20's because what they've been doing so far hasn't been working. I suggest those of you in your teens try it earlier than that, trust me.

>> No.1655624

>>1655621
>implying everyone and their grandma isn't using adblock

>> No.1655625

Who made this? I wish to shake this persons hand.

>> No.1655626

>>1655621
If they want a nice guy, then why do they only date assholes that do not in any way describe
>they want a guy who will take them out on a date, tell them where they're going, hold open all the doors for her, pick up the check

You're retarded. They want to be abused up until they're 25+.

>> No.1655643

>>1655626
You are adorable. Look up "sour grapes" on Wikipedia

>> No.1655655

>>1655643
Sour Grapes: a book of poems is an early work by William Carlos Williams. Published in 1921, it includes some of his best early poems: "A Widow's Lament in Springtime," "The Great Figure," "Complaint," and "Queen-Ann's-Lace."
Williams was still struggling to find his audience at the time of Sour Grapes' publication and was forced to pay for some, if not all, of the publishing expenses himself. As a book, it is highly indicative of Williams' early writing. It is filled out with improvisational pieces that Williams seems to have thrown together in the spare moments that he stole from his medical practice. However, this poetic improvisation produced stunningly beautiful language, which is evident in "A Widow's Lament in Springtime," and "Complaint."
Like most of Williams' early works, Sour Grapes was ignored by most critics at the time, but it was well received by Kenneth Burke in The Dial in February 1922.

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>>1655602

i consider my self intellectual and i have a v shaped upper body, masculine face, and a dominant behavior over females, which is the only thing that they are after unless they are self deceiving fucked up bitter feminist whores

>> No.1655669

>>1655655

>Sour grapes is an expression originating from the Aesop Fable The Fox and the Grapes. It refers to envious behaviour, especially pretending to not care for something one does not or cannot have, called cognitive dissonance.
>See also: Teenagers pretending that all women must be whores and all men who date them must be abusive because they are dateless

>> No.1655672

>>1655643
I'm presuming you mean:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sour_grapes

Which would be slightly laughable, as I have a girlfriend currently who doesn't act the way most girls do (with emphasis on "girls" and not "women").

Merely, having been friendzoned before and having seen the boys that most girls date, that teenage girls and young women are very illogical and inconsistent, and seem to want to have shitty relationships instead of going for someone that is actually stable or intelligent.

>> No.1655711

>>1655672

im gonna tell a story about my systers behavior, there was a picture of her and two guys in her bed and i commented "im not so sure i like what im seeing there" and then the guy next to her on the picture commented "damn that guy in the middle is so handsome and he was in the middle of course then i commented "no youre a fuckface" then he commented "yea a fuckface whos bangin your syster" then she clicked "like" to his comment about banging her for the public to see.. shes 15 by the way..

i know that she wants to be dominated by some dumb asshole..

her ability to control her own fate is none, shes to stupid to make decisions on her own now, she would rather prefer to be under some macho man who will dominate her both physically and mentally and girls who are like my sister is becoming are called "whores"

>> No.1655718

>>1655711
1: I'd like to meet your sister
2: If she was my own sister, I'd beat the fuck out of her for being such a whore. Luckily, though, my sister is not by any stretch a whore. Not that she isn't asked out a lot, merely that she isn't interested in dating or sex. Or drugs. Or anything fun, really.

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1655725

>women want to be treated badly sometimes
>mfw it will evolve to domestic abuse and I smile
>BUT WHY I ALWAYS END UP WITH ASSHOLES

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1655726

>> No.1655728

why the hell would i read all that crap, fuck you OP and your huge amount of words

>> No.1655747

>>1654834

Does anyone have the proper follow-up?

>> No.1655754

>>1655747
Yes, if got that right, it is a statement of consent. So you should go ahead, I woulnd't call it rape. Leave no witnesses anyway.

>> No.1655958

BUMP

>> No.1655992

>>1655399
>Which is the reason Schrödinger lived with two women.
No, he lived with one woman who was in a superposition of states.

>> No.1656021

>>1655992

I did lol.

>> No.1656049

>>1655602
Rare? I had about 2 just like that, cept they were hawt :3
Sadly, they at an age of confusion. Even if you don't give them a reason to fight, they will make one. I decided to wait a year or two before i get at it again :)

>> No.1656091

ITT people who were friend-zoned and are refusing to believe the truth, so they assume the woman is a whore.

>> No.1656130
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1656130

She isn't a whore.
She "knows" what she needs and other women/girl need from men.
But women don't know what they need, so this obviously is written by a guy..

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1656209

That is a lengthy complex one-sided argument there.. Pity it also shows the same inadequacies being directed at the defendant..

Shows honesty though. Whilst that honesty may be refreshing to see in a cumdumpster - it lacks something very simple; INSIGHT.

Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock - BioClock

>> No.1656230

>>1656130
>I'LL BE A GOOD CATCH SOME DAY, YOU'LL SEE!!!!!

I always love this rebuttal to these "what women actually want" rants. Maybe if you guys shaved your neckbeards and left the house once and awhile and made yourselves a good catch NOW, you wouldn't be on an anime messageboard all day spouting misogyny.

>> No.1656254

>>1656209
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqApb5YT-GM
That penguin video was fake.

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1656309

>>1656230
>>Maybe if you guys shaved your neckbeards and left the house once and awhile
>>Maybe if you guys...

Maybe.. Just maybe.. Guess what you meant is:
If men went where women are they would MAYBE meet and have a relationship with a woman.
All else said - it takes a co-operative effort. Guys are not the ones who have to do everything. Women really have no right to expect making themselves available as all they have to do.

>> No.1656351

.... guys, you do understand that the only thing this picture is actually saying it that this guy tried to date a girl that wasn't good for him ?

There is no reason to consider that this girl is actually close to be even 70% of what people consider normal.
And neither to think this guy represent the mentality of everybody here (me included).

People as a whole don't know what is good for them but those who do realize that what is, is very rare.

see>>1655602 pict from a subjective point of view.

>> No.1656369

>>1656130
Point being? I have greater grounds to not believe you and support the clear, succinct logic of the picture you posted.

>> No.1656391

>>1656130

LOL

>> No.1657346

I will never read all this shit.

No way