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>first day of intro geology course
>talking about tectonic plates
>girl raises hand
>"So, did someone put them there?"
>mfw

>> No.1643282
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1643282

Ooh is it story time?

>astronomy lecture
>professor talking about the search for life on Mars
>girl in front raises her hand
>"Is Mars red because the animals that used to live there all died?"
>my face

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>>1643251
>>1643282

>> No.1643311

>>1643282
I, too, was so angry that I grew a uni-brow.

>> No.1643322
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>human sexuality lecture
>professor talking about impregnation by means of intercourse
>girl raises hand
>"But what if he's wearing a condom?"
>mfw

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>On the front lines don't you know.
>Woman raises her hand
>"Why can't females join the army
>Her hand is shot off,
>My face

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>first day of herpaderp
>teacher explains derp herp
>girl raises hand
>"huuur duuuuur"
>mfw

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>first day teaching linear algebra
>im talking about slopes
>girl raises hand
>"What does this have to do with lines?"
>my face

>> No.1643378

>>1643365
>I'm so funny because I used 'herp' and 'derp'

>> No.1643388
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1643388

>teaching a 1 week introductory maths course for freshmen at university
>the class averages 3 correct answers out of 13 on a preliminary test that is basically 9th grade math
>my face

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>first day of inorganic
>going over bronsted bases/lewis bases
>girl raises hand
>"why is iron hydroxide a base?"
>mfw

>> No.1643416

>>1643391

Lol. Maybe because of the HYDROXIDE! Rofl, stupid bitch.

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1643425

>first day of Invertebrate Bio class
>prof. pretty cool
>everyone seems more or less OK
>everything went better than expected.

>> No.1643431

>>1643378
It's not a joke, you piece of shit. I'm glad you didn't laugh, it's not supposed to be funny. This whole meme isn't funny. I bet you thought you were pretty clever for pointing that out, huh? Seriously, stop typing. Go take a shower, wash the fail off.

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1643440

>first day of Bio 303
>actually learn because no dumbshits can get into the lecture
>my face

>> No.1643450

>>1643431
Holy sour butthurt. He called you out for being unfunny and unoriginal. Get over it.

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>>1643431

>> No.1643464

>>1643431
herp.

>> No.1643466

>>1643416

She got into medical school later.

No joke.

>> No.1643481

>>1643450
>>1643455
>>1643464

Seriously? That's your argument? You think I was trying to be funny? This must be your first day on 4chan if you think people who say "herp derp" are trying to be funny. You guys are huge summerfags if you don't get the insult of a herp derp comment. Honestly, how's your summer going, kiddies? Excited for highschool in the fall? Seriously, gtfo.

>> No.1643495

>>1643481
the fuck you even raging at. pretty sure every anon knows herp derp means >stupid comment

>> No.1643503

>>1643495
Apparently those fucktards don't.

>> No.1643507

>>1643481
Get back to /b/, you whiny 15-year-old.

>> No.1643519

>>1643507
How about you suck my cunt you fat fucking nerd?

>> No.1643526

>>1643481
u mad?

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1643531

>>1643519

>> No.1643530

>>1643503
Apparently you're fucking retarded, and insanely butthurt over trivial bs to boot.

>> No.1643539

>>1643530
Apparently you suddenly realize you're wrong and hide it by name calling. Seriously, GTFO.

>> No.1643540

>>1643388
>people shitty at math fail it 4 years in a row
>when in college they turn out to be shitty at math

yup. everything seems to be in order here.

>> No.1643561

>>1643365
lol so meta

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>> No.1643575

>>1643539
Not even the fucking anon(s) you were talking to, so why the mad and rage and tears?

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>> No.1643592

>>1643575
He followed the tried and true formula:

- Hang out on /b/ for 2 weeks.
- Convince yourself that you're a real hard-ass.
- Go impress everyone!

>> No.1643599

Man, I love trolling /sci/

>> No.1643623

>>1643599
>*gets made fun of*
>"LOL I TROL U"

>> No.1643665

>>1643539

Holy blood river period!

>> No.1643674

>>1643623
That wasn't me, you fucktarded idiot. I'm not trolling you, I'm straight up baffled at how people can possibly think "herp derp" is supposed to be funny. It's an insult, newfag.

>> No.1643687

>>1643674
>>1643665
>>1643623
>>1643592
>>1643575
>>1643561
>>1643539
>>1643531
>>1643530
>>1643526
>>1643519
>>1643507
>>1643503
>>1643495
>>1643481
>>1643464
>>1643450
>>1643431
>>1643378
ITT: alot of mad

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1643727

>average day on /sci/
>sees butthurt fag get insulted
>ragefest along with other butthurt fags
>mfw

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1643743

<<< This whole thread.

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1643763

LOL I TROL U

nice try, faggot.

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>first day of Calc I
>oh boy math!
>reviewing REALLY simple shit
>Indian girl gets shit wrong every time, doesn't know shit, and shouldn't be in even this class
>She raises her hand again, the stupid bitch
>"When do we get to differential equations? I already took Calc I in high school"
>my face when

>> No.1643942

OP here.
Didn't mean to start anything, just wanted to share my day with you.
Sure is alwaysmad in here.

>> No.1643957

>Chem lecture
>Students who need to answer out loud anything the prof asks.

Seriously, stop trying to stroke your ego, we don't care if you know.

>> No.1643976

>>1643957
oh yeah, that shit makes me rage the most. at least it usually makes me feel smarter because i can hear what dumb shit they are thinking.

>> No.1643978

>first lesson in computer introduction
>i'm the teacher. This shit is trivial
>Shows a student how to log in remotely through SSH using putty.
>Pretty much just open, type in adress, login and password
>He starts complaining that if it's was going to be THIS much computer stuff, he might as well have picked CS

I had to explain over and over what the difference between WinSCP (FTP) and PUTTY (SSH) was.
Sigh..

>> No.1644008

>>1643978
What school? We use putty at mine as well! No way!

>> No.1644015

haha holy shit there is one MAD motherfucker in this thread.

goddamn dude go relax to some chopin or something.

>> No.1644042

>first day of intro to ethics
>talking about Kantian deontology
>girl raises hand
>"But isn't the categorical imperative teleological?"
>mfw