You really believe this?

[Anonymous No.16377728]

Its a fucking thunderbird puppet or something, look at that stanky arm wtf its so unnatural. that motherfucker IS NOT REAL! IM TELLING YOU, THIS SHIT IS NOT REAL.

[Anonymous No.16377746]

>>16377728
They were testing the joints of the suit in stages lol, keep watching and listen to what they're actually saying over comms

[Anonymous No.16377763]

>>16377746
it still looks fake as fuck

[Anonymous No.16377767]

>>16377746
and the mobillity tests? they have been in the suits for how long exactly? its pretty fucking redundant they already know how dexterous the suits are. its theatre.

[Anonymous No.16377788]

>>16377763
I mean a private individual paid a private company for this mission, and donated a bunch of money to a children's hospital. What's the scam? What's the angle? There's no reason to fake something like this, and if they had millions of dollars to toss around they certainly would've done a better job! He looked like a puppet for the first few seconds. Why would they put a video out there where it looks fake? If they're lying about the rest, they could just lie about it being live, so why the unconvincing video? It just doesn't make sense. Sometimes cool stuff happens, this is one of those times

[Anonymous No.16377824]

>>16377788
Qui bono?

QUI?

Space X gets in the papers again, keeping the meme alive. the negative karma of telling such a lie is offset by donating to a childrens hospital.
idk you have a point, and a space walk is not unfeasible, but space tech will always be hampered by the way cheaper costs of just faking it and pocketing the difference.

[Anonymous No.16377828]

>>16377788
we shall have to see how many polaris trips people take, after a certian point perhaps the testimonial evidence will become overwhelming.

[Anonymous No.16377832]

>>16377788
my pet theory on the jank is that it has to look similar to the OG jank of Apollo in order to preserve verisimilitude of the entire narrative btw.

[Anonymous No.16377835]

>>16377832
that's retarded you're retarded this whole thread is retarded

[Anonymous No.16377848]

>>16377828
There are teams of hundreds of people supporting them from the ground

[Anonymous No.16377849]

>>16377835
whats retarded is that the amount of curvature is different by an insane degree in every instance we see a space walk. such inconsistency is not really explainable.

[Anonymous No.16377851]

>>16377849
yeah it is

[Anonymous No.16377852]

>>16377851
go on then, mr curve explainer.

[Anonymous No.16377858]

Is this the braindead nigger storage thread?

[Anonymous No.16377859]

>>16377728

[Anonymous No.16377866]

>>16377852
sorry, that's ITAR restricted information. I can only tell you if you post US passport with timestamp.

[Anonymous No.16377871]

>>16377866
i already know the answer because i actually know how geometry works and i already know you cant explain it and its making you cope.

[Anonymous No.16377873]

>>16377871
Do you know anything about optics?

[Anonymous No.16377874]

>>16377873
youre not using the fish eye cope are you?

[Anonymous No.16377879]

ohnononono its flat no bros! what do we do?

[Anonymous No.16377887]

>>16377852
Distance from the Earth dumbass

[Anonymous No.16377895]

>>16377887
dude that's a state secret! you can't just post that on the internet where anyone can see

[Anonymous No.16377918]

>>16377849
>such inconsistency is not really explainable.
If you do the math, the angle that the Earth takes up in your view scales like
Δθ = 2*Arcsin(R/(h+R))
ISS orbits at about 400 km. Which means it takes up about 140 degrees of your view.
PD went to an altitude of 1400 km. Which would be 110 degrees.

[Anonymous No.16377930]

>>16377918
lmaooo this nigga posting symbols and shii like heon already know that shit fake as hell

[Anonymous No.16377937]

>>16377930
shieet nigga dis bix nood forral on GAH!

[Anonymous No.16377943]

It's like a SouthPark episode

[Anonymous No.16377944]

>>16377728
Humans recognize patterns as a defense mechanism.

[Anonymous No.16378098]

>>16377728
>Its a fucking thunderbird puppet or something, look at that stanky arm wtf its so unnatural. that motherfucker IS NOT REAL! IM TELLING YOU, THIS SHIT IS NOT REAL.

[Anonymous No.16378443]

>>16377835
correct. its a flat earth thread in disguise

>>16377849
ah, not so well disguised i guess lol. didn't take long.

>>16377930
there it is

[Anonymous No.16378481]

>>16377918
how did you derive that? and what do you mean by angle taken up? the further away you are the more extreme the curvature should be so how is an angle declining with distance proving anything at all? sounds like BS.
You have to explain yourself better before i take your word on this.

[Anonymous No.16378484]

>>16378481
>an angle declining with distance
thats not what he described though

[Anonymous No.16378485]

>>16377918
>>16378481
im assuming this is what you meant?

ok well maybe that tracks. but you got the numbers wrong. its 147 and 120, so you didnt use a calculator?

im willing to take the L on this one, as that does track, i just assumed that the relative distances of altitude of spacewalks was not sufficiently large to impact the angles in any noticeable way. the more you know. i am just assuming you arent fibbing about the altitudes though.

[Anonymous No.16378487]

>>16378484
>>16378485
>>16378485
>im assuming this is what he meant?

[Anonymous No.16378492]

>>16378487
sure, but that just means that you're seeing more of the earth across a narrower angle, which means the curve is more noticeable the farther away you are.

[Anonymous No.16378498]

>>16378492
yeah thats right, i get what he was saying after looking at it this way.

[Anonymous No.16378501]

>>16378498
its the same kind of effect as if you take a photo of the horizon at low altitude (IE. Stood on the beach) and then compress it horizontally - the very very slight curve is made more visible by seeing it across a narrow field of view.

[Anonymous No.16379037]

>>16377746
why would they run tests for the first time IN FUCKING SPACE?

[Anonymous No.16379323]

>>16378501
The earf falls off in all directions. You wouldn't see a curve.

[Anonymous No.16379329]

>>16379037
They didn't lol, this was the first test in space, these have been in the works for years

[Anonymous No.16379404]

>>16377728
let me check with my sources
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Iqh-PNwNns

[Anonymous No.16379756]

>>16377728
When will they get the technology to photograph stars from space?

[Anonymous No.16379757]

>>16379756
I didn't drag this carcass along for no gain

[Anonymous No.16379759]

>>16379756
It was more like dragging a cube block.

[Anonymous No.16379760]

>>16379759
You underestimate me. The capacity to make this mistake is not there. I know, how to improve on you(and step to far, without disturbing anything).

[Anonymous No.16379761]

>>16379759
Your everything seems too much a thesis, I'm a recognition, and recognize you're not everything you're everything given some account of special logic. I'm everything

[Anonymous No.16379763]

>>16379760
Yes you do improve if there is a improvement you can do.

[Anonymous No.16379765]

I wouldn't take these paths you just took. Yes, you're forgiven.

[Anonymous No.16379768]

>>16379765
It's truthfully much more than this hot head you see, I'm much more than that expression. I am either the leader figure or I don't know you well enough via sense(my mind knows you, so I may be out of sync with my word).

[Anonymous No.16379769]

>>16379763
If there's a reason not to, it's not an improvement

[Anonymous No.16379841]

>>16379323
what are men to do in the face of such retardedness?


>>16379757
>>16379759
>>16379760
>>16379761
>>16379763
>>16379765
>>16379768
>>16379769
Bot malfunction

[Anonymous No.16380897]

>>16379841
It's an /x/ bot lol
Why would (((they))) bot this thread?

[Anonymous No.16382650]

Back to >>>/x/

[Anonymous No.16382718]

>>16377849
woah man! look at this! the amount of curvature has changed!

[Anonymous No.16382719]

>>16382718
yooooo wtf