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16243300 No.16243300 [Reply] [Original]

Hello, everyone!

I just bought my first CRISPR DIY Bacterial Gene Engineering Kit for $179. My goal is simple: to create a semen-eating bacteria.

I am going to genetically engineer a bacteria that can consume semen and cannot survive outside of humans. It will be specifically designed to metabolize only semen, making it completely dependent on it. I will feed it my own semen to ensure its health, allowing it to evolve and reproduce.

It will be almost untraceable in humans without a very specific type of exam, but i do not plan to release this semen-eating bacteria to the public. However, I will be open to monetary offers from large governments interested in using it as a weapon for undercover population control warfare.

I will call it Cumibacter spermatophilus

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16243304

Omg double doubles, bumb

>> No.16243306

>>16243300
use your own genes for it and it will work incredibly well OP

>> No.16243312

>>16243306
You are absolutely right! It's an excellent idea to study how and why other organisms metabolize semen

>> No.16243342

>>16243300
Boring. Make a bacteria that makes the infected individual crave semen instead.

>> No.16243479

A more interesting choice is increasing semen output. Why just COOOM, when you can create a Cum Flood?