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16209640 No.16209640[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

What's the science behind business? Could we all be killionaires in another dimensionality? Do we earn natural credit? Fart on me.

>> No.16209648

>>16209640
I open and close my eyes in front of a mirror until my wave collapses align to a state that put me on a path to success.

>> No.16209732

I quantum suicide until I get what I want

>> No.16209746

>put myself in a box
>tell my wife to not open it until I say
>I begin channeling every reality. Every choice, every path
>I am pure superposition
>"got it" i smugly think to myself
>"OPEN IT NOW, HONEY" I shout at my wife
>she opens the box
>I'm a dead cat

>> No.16209798

>>16209746
funniest shit I've ever seen