GreenMed

[Anonymous No.16168815]

>be me
>anaesthesiology
>forced to listen to lecture by department every Friday
>mfw it's about the climate
>Desflourane is like driving across the country a couple of times in terms of CO2.
>just use sevo and a lower flow.
>Recycling i.v. tubes and shit
>Just do a tiva instead
>Don't draw up emergency medicine beforehand to avoid tossing it
They literally don't give a shit about patients. They'd prefer to get rid of anaesthesia all together and go back to giving patients a stick to bite on. Made from recycled wood of course.

[Anonymous No.16168821]

remember anons when they say reduce carbon they mean that you are the carbon they want to reduce

[Anonymous No.16168834]

>>16168815
As if doctors ever did care. If it wasn't for the juicy income nobody would do it. Only psychopaths do it.

[Anonymous No.16168864]

>>16168834
Name ahy job anyone would do if it wasn't for the money

[Anonymous No.16168865]

>>16168864
Glavset and Discovery Institute advocacy

[Cult of Passion No.16168866]

>>16168815
>go back to giving patients a stick to bite on
I cant wait to pass down my "bitin' bit".

Heirloom.

[Anonymous No.16168867]

>>16168864
master baiter.

[Anonymous No.16168884]

>>16168834
As if being a good doctor required caring

[Cult of Passion No.16168914]

>>16168884
Half the country perceives it as good medicine.

Literally what they think a "doctor" is, and why MD/PhD on twitter is a joke.

>Doctor is the person in charge of forcing others what to do. (replace Doctor with anythingbof authority)
This is the operational line of code they read.

The cab vote to make murder legal...they'll kill you to make it their right to kill them.

[Anonymous No.16168929]

>>16168864
Jannitor of thid board

[Anonymous No.16168932]

>>16168815
>Be me
>not a medfag
>refuse all motorized transport, partly out of environmental concern (unless absolute emergency)
>ride bicycle most of the time as its almost peak efficiency and health benefits, rarely walk
>regularly get hit by cagers failing to follow traffic rules
>sometimes go to the ER because of the cagers
I can only imagine the audacity some cager aneastheologist needs to have to drive his obese ass to the hospital in a motorcar every dax only to explain to me the tubus is going to be from the last guy because environment.
Thankfully this hasnt happened yet. Hospitals in my area seem not to spare any expense. I only have a rough idea about the pile of trash each of my stays in hospitals has probably produced and it's probably a sad sight. Still: If all humans only ever emitted GHG and produced waste during stays in the hospital we'd be golden.

[Cult of Passion No.16168938]

>>16168932
>each of my stays
Be so known youre given your own call sign so the team knows what to expect.

[Anonymous No.16169141]

>>16168815
>They'd prefer to get rid of anaesthesia all together and go back to giving patients a stick to bite on.
They already don't give anesthesia to babies getting circumcised.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/9606247/

[Anonymous No.16169181]

>>16169141
genital mutilation of unconsenting minors
>worries about the anaesthesia out of all things

[Anonymous No.16169183]

>>16169181
>>16169141
unironically need to fucking stop doing this to kids.

[Anonymous No.16169216]

>>16169183

[Anonymous No.16169218]

>>16169181
Sometimes the parents don't even consent

[Anonymous No.16169240]

>>16168821
I see stickers saying this in my town sometimes :)
>>16169183
Unfortunately you can't do that until people stop believing the mafia family doing it to your populace is the "oppressed"
Count your jewish blessings

[Anonymous No.16169250]

>>16168864
seggs w/ women (female)

[Anonymous No.16169267]

>>16169240
>Unfortunately you can't do that until people stop believing the mafia family doing it to your populace is the "oppressed"
Zoomers might be finally waking up to circumcision being a scam.

[Anonymous No.16169285]

>>16169267
even if you think people should be circumsized, why wouldn't you wait until your kid is like, 16 or something, and let them choose?

[Anonymous No.16169288]

>>16168864
Cunning linguist

[Anonymous No.16169300]

>>16168884
>As if being a good doctor required caring
It does

[Anonymous No.16169306]

>>16168932
You are in a cult.

[Anonymous No.16169412]

>>16169306
Just like cagers. Thats fine with me.

[Anonymous No.16169447]

>>16169300
It absolutely doesn't

[Anonymous No.16170708]

>>16169447
In my experience its nurses who need to be and are caring in nature.
Yooooo medfags. Question: Suppose I tore some ligaments and detached muscles as the same site. The surgeon put an implant in to reposition the joint and sutured the ligaments. No mention of the muscle insertions. Shouldn't it be impossible for the muscles to reattach when completely detached, as they shorten and wont just magically stretch out as needed to reattach ? Is the situation any different if the muscles are mostly detached bur not entirely ? Would that somehow enable the muscle to complete its attachement again ?
Maybe I'm just still in denial regarding how fucked I am.

[Anonymous No.16170830]

>>16169447
Why would a doctor that doesnt care about you give you good treatment? Absolutely why?
Fear of lawsuits might stop him doing something too obvious, but thats the bottom line, the doctor will do nasty things to you as long as its not too obvious.
Like, you could imagine a radiation specialist playing loose with the radiation just to fuck with you. Side effects are inevitable anyway, surgeries are not complete cures

[Anonymous No.16170844]

>>16169412
From what it sounds like your cult makes you weak and the car cult is wrecking your shit. This mind virus has convinced you to forego power and speed for a dubious sense of health and sacrifice to the environment. Basically a degenerate form of Christcuckery.

[Anonymous No.16171453]

>>16170844
Thats odd. Since it rather seems like the average motorists physical weakness is only rivaled by the weakness of their senses. Look at them, they are typically lazy, addicted to comfort, overweight, easily defeated emotionally and physically and have very low levels of absolute strength and cardiovascular fitness.

[Anonymous No.16171467]

>>16170708
>nurses
>caring
kek. i assume you've never interacted with a nurse.

[Anonymous No.16172396]

>>16169218
I wonder if any human rights advocacy groups have been called anti-semitic for fighting this

[Anonymous No.16172640]

>>16168815
does it makes sens to start med school at 37? do you have any advice to give to an oldfag like me

[Anonymous No.16172659]

>>16168864
Academic scientist. We are paid like absolute shit.

[Anonymous No.16173765]

>>16168815
>the person who is responsible for me not dying while in surgery is on 4chan

its over

[Cult of Passion No.16173790]

>>16172659
You get paid?

I pay to do science...you get money for it?!

[Anonymous No.16173793]

>>16169447
doctors who don't care just try to milk their patients for as much money doing the minimum work possible

[Cult of Passion No.16173808]

>>16173793
Thank God we put love first in medicine in Amerixa.

Vax...and vax boldly!

[Anonymous No.16173831]

>>16168815
nah it's just you have to listen to people who have found the way to quit 24/7 and doing cozy desk job

[Anonymous No.16174054]

I hate that "saving the climate" is used as a front for being a cheap mofo

[Anonymous No.16174123]

>>16168815
>They give you a random lecture
>MAN WHAT THE FUCK, THEY ARE FORCING ME TO DO THIS SHIT! THINK OF LE PATIENTS, even though I don't give a shit about patients REEEE

Fuck off you stupid wagie. Your job is nothing but tubing windpipes and turn a knob.

[Anonymous No.16174125]

>>16172640
What are you doing it for? No, it doesn't. It's a customer service job, you deal with retards all the time, and when you have something serious there is absolutely no room for error, you may chastise you for making mistakes. Medicine is not for normal people, it's for psychos.

>t. doctor now NEET.

[Anonymous No.16174528]

>>16174125
>What are you doing it for?
boredom also, the ability to work past 60, not having a boss and never having to worry about being jobless

[Anonymous No.16174592]

>>16168815
Keeping productive people alive uses more CO2 than anything

[Anonymous No.16174673]

>>16173765
dude really.
I always suspected it but never cared too much to look up how exactly ...
Eventually I was going to go under anaesthesia and finally got confirmation 'yep, they drop you first and just get things done in time I guess'.
Then again I dont like plastic toobs enough to be wanting to deep throat them so thanks anaesthesiologists for doing whatever you do to get me from anaesthesia room to wake up room like its time travel.

[Anonymous No.16174711]

>>16168864
Prime teen pussy tester

[Anonymous No.16174713]

>>16174125
How did you go from doctor to neet?

[Anonymous No.16174738]

>>16174713
probably like most: reach pension age

[Anonymous No.16174888]

>>16174713
>third world residency
>Work for $3 the hour, 80h a week
>Have to juggle 3 patients at the same time on the 2sqmt consultation room
>administrators don't give a fuck, blame all the problem on whoever is on call, constant harrassment.
>get burnout and quit
>have to fake depression or I have to give back every cent they paid me until now because "im a student and my wages are a scholarship".
I'm not doing any of that shit again. Anyways, doctor work is recognizing shit and remember the solution. I find no satisfaction in something this rote, while my peers pretend to collect pokemon with every disease they see, or look forward to perform life-risking procedures on people.