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16131652 No.16131652 [Reply] [Original]

What if we all farted? Would that be too much of a fart syntax?

>> No.16131665

If we can set up a universal fart, we will progress unto life 3.

>> No.16131669

No. I am advocating you hold your fart in until the time where we all fart.

>> No.16131698

Why the fuck are you like this?

>> No.16131789

>>16131698
he is schizophrenic, why are you surprised?

>> No.16131792

>>16131789
more like fartsophrantic

>> No.16131793 [DELETED] 

>>16131789
with some bicameral touch and DID. the barkon one is kinda chill tho

>> No.16131801

>>16131792
I want to change my answer to shartzophrantic.

>> No.16131805

My theory is that it we all farted in one we would cause a murrmurr in the fabric of time and ascend to the next life.

>> No.16131809

>>16131805
The fabled Panfartopia

>> No.16131815

Based Barkom

>> No.16131817

let's fartsync

>> No.16131820

>>16131652
what would happen if every every living creature farted in the same direction in the same area at the same time, how much force would that create?

>> No.16131823

at any random point in time (from at least now on) there's at least a human farting if not more.
can anyone simulate this in an audio? how much does a human fart, how many times a day on average, with 8 billion humans, how many constant farting is there? I want to hear humanity's fart song