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Finnish woman Yasmin Yildiz now says her cancer has spread to other organs

She was diagnosed with cancer some months ago but she had cancer symptoms like weird pain already in 2022

Doctors are baffled whence it came

https://www.is.fi/viihde/art-2000010327615.html

She wented to doctors initially for pain around vaginal area and believed she had got an STD from the man she had slept with.

Turns out doctor says "you have no STDs but you have cervical cancer, what a bummer"

Now it has been 2 weeks since the cancer was removed and now she tells the press "cervical cancer part was removed but "unfortunately they now discovered turbo-cancer tumours in upper part of my legs nearby womb regions."

>> No.16103236

>>16103230
>Finnish
>Yildiz
go back to Roachistan

>> No.16103237

>>16103230
VAXXED

>> No.16103240

Lubes and toxic sex toys.

>> No.16103242

Pfizered

>> No.16103245

>>16103236
>t. äyöäiäiu kyäyäjyä

>> No.16103260

>>16103230
>turbo-cancer
This is obviously satire.

>> No.16103264

>>16103260
I wrote the turbo part myself, actual word in the article (which is in Finnish of course) should be translated "fast acting remote tumour sending cancer"

>> No.16103304

>>16103230
>Doctors are baffled
there is a worldwide secret agreement that no doctor can blame the vax or will be immediately struck off.

>> No.16103324

>>16103260
>rapidly metastasizing cancer isn't real because ... uhm Pfizer said it isn't caused by the vaxx

>> No.16103329

>>16103324
If you don't understand how unbelievably silly "turbo-cancer" sounds and how no one would ever call it that in any form of serious context I don't know how to help you. OP even clarified that it was his own paraphrasing which explained why it sounded so out of place.

>> No.16103357

>>16103329
Okay, Pfizer shill

>> No.16103360

>>16103357
???

>> No.16103364

>>16103264
Which will the average anon understand?
>fast acting remote tumour sending cancer
>turbo-cancer
Right choice made, my sir

>> No.16103368
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16103368

>>16103230
>Finnish woman Yasmin Yildiz

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>>16103230
>Yasmin Yildiz
>Finnish
kikes aren't Finnish

>> No.16103977

>>16103230
Cervical cancer is an STD.
"Nearly all cervical cancers are caused by an infection with certain high-risk types of human papillomavirus (HPV). You can get HPV from: any skin-to-skin contact of the genital area. vaginal, anal or oral sex."

>> No.16103981

>>16103329
Are you jewish?

>> No.16103986

>>16103981
No, why would anything I said imply that?

>> No.16104015

>>16103264
>fast acting remote tumour sending cancer
And all of this was said in one heavily-inflected word

>> No.16104375

>>16103230
She is 26 not 33. Pretty impressive to get a cancer linked to HPV in such an early age.

>> No.16104378

>>16103873
Americans are retarded

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>>16104375
Looks like the European culture version of full "Eurasian".

>> No.16104392

>>16103230
vaxxed?

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16104599

>>16103230
Man, I almost felt bad for her, but turns out she's fat. Phew.

>> No.16104600

>>16103260
it's a persistent autist who posts Finnish web news links and writes his own summaries of them to various boards.

>> No.16104601

>>16104599
That happened to my mom's cat.

Left for many years and returned home to a semi-sphere. I laughed so fucking hard. (Its also cross eyed and unable to see straight and keeo low to the ground and hides from everything.)

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>>16104601

>> No.16104630

>>16104600
how does this info negate the cancer problem

>> No.16104651

>>16104630
What's with you retards thinking that criticizing word choices and writing style is intended to refute anything about the content of the story?

>> No.16104677

>>16104651
why even pay attention to it

>> No.16104678

>>16104677
Because it sticks out like a sore thumb.

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>>16103237
>>16103242
>>16104392
Guys... I know it's tempting to blame the shady mRNA vaxx for all these cancers, "suddenly", and other issues (and I'm the first to admit it should never have been approved, let alone mass "forced") but you need to remember that 70% of the world population at this point received at least one dose, 80% in the case of Finland.[1]

Therefore, even if 80% of all cancers, strokes, and other issues were happening to vaxxed people, it would still mean nothing. I recommend everybody review Bayes' theorem.[2]

[1] https://ourworldindata.org/explorers/coronavirus-data-explorer?country=OWID_WRL~FIN&Metric=People+vaccinated&Interval=Cumulative&Relative+to+Population=true
[2] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZGCoVF3YvM