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Anonymous Mon Aug 16 21:46:27 2010 No.1609243 [Reply] [Original]

>Ph. D. in Mathematics
>Any Job I Want
>$300,000 Starting

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 21:47:27 2010 No.1609246 So if you, for some reason, applied to Target as a cashier with a PhD in math, will they accept you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 21:47:27 2010 No.1609245 Hate to say it, but this thread is better than 80% of the threads on the first page.

>>	Jennie !NSPcQQMvS. Mon Aug 16 21:47:27 2010 No.1609247 http://www.payscale.com/research/US/Degree=Doctorate_%28PhD%29,_Mathematics/Salary Bustin' chops.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 21:53:27 2010 No.1609266 >>1609246 not only that, but you will get 300 000/year starting

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 22:06:27 2010 No.1609320 File: 42 KB, 520x888, jesus169.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1609243 >youth wasted being a virgin/nerd/loner >still turned on by jailbait

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 22:07:27 2010 No.1609325 >>1609320 >implying that girl is jailbait

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 22:09:27 2010 No.1609335 File: 347 KB, 1200x1600, jesusfine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1609325 >implying she isn't

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 22:21:27 2010 No.1609391 File: 11 KB, 361x281, thread.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1609320

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 22:22:27 2010 No.1609396 File: 13 KB, 402x72, Screen shot 2010-08-17 at 12.21.39 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] cool can you do this?

Anonymous Mon Aug 16 22:23:27 2010 No.1609405

>>1609335
>>1609320

I'm not sure if it's some angry whore or some self-rationalizing brainwashed butthurt beta.

But EVERYONE is attracted to young women 16-20s

Don't try to go through the route of only real men can handle older women or that bullshit either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 22:26:27 2010 No.1609422 >>1609405 His point was, if you have a Ph. D. in Mathematics means you were a massive nerd in your youth, means you didn't fuck the 16-20s when you were young so you don't look like a creep when you continue being attracted to 16-20s when you are old.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 22:27:27 2010 No.1609423 > 16-20s > Implying that's jailbait > Must be an American > suxtobeyou.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 22:27:27 2010 No.1609428 >>1609396 >>1609396 heres a start, best of luck...

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 22:27:27 2010 No.1609430 >>1609396 h'(x)=sqrt(1+x^3)-sqrt(1+sin^3(x)) h'(Pi)=sqrt(1+Pi^3)-sqrt(1+sin^3(Pi)) =sqrt(1+Pi^3)-1

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 22:28:27 2010 No.1609434 >>1609428 http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=integrate+(sqrt(1%2Bt^3))

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 22:28:27 2010 No.1609438 >>1609423 >implying you disprove something

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 22:29:27 2010 No.1609439 >>1609405 >But EVERYONE is attracted to young women 16-24s ftfy

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 22:39:27 2010 No.1609500 >>1609396 <span class="math">1+\sqrt{1+\pi ^3}[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 22:46:27 2010 No.1609545 >>1609438 > Implying anyone above the age of 15 is jailbait over here

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 22:50:27 2010 No.1609561 9-year old here. I'm extremely attracted to 15-19 year olds. Just throwing that out there. Don't feel bad old people, we're in the same boat, sort of. Except you have a bad back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 22:53:12 2010 No.1609577 File: 237 KB, 1824x1368, 127774477431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I prefer 8-12 yo's pic related

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 22:53:27 2010 No.1609576 >>1609561 Excuse me but if I may ask WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 22:55:27 2010 No.1609584 >>1609576 it's called trollan, there's no 9yos or math phd's here

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 22:56:27 2010 No.1609591 >>1609577 /sci/ = /cp/

Anonymous Mon Aug 16 22:58:27 2010 No.1609601

28 year old Mathematician here. My previous girlfriend was 18. I've been fucking chicks that old for 11 years now. They were easy to get when I was younger because I was alpha as fuck. They are easier to get now that I'm older because I make a shit load of money and I'm still alpha as fuck. Think college girls want a college BOY? Fuck no, they want a man. You faggots can't hang.

>youth wasted being a virgin/nerd/loner

Maybe yours, faggot.

>>	tinycat !!qoWPGZQ4oQc Mon Aug 16 22:59:27 2010 No.1609602 >>1609591 a russian military study says that 1/3rd of adult males will be turned on by an image such as what that image that was posted was. Does anyone have a link to it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 23:00:27 2010 No.1609606 >>1609602 gb2 /k/

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 23:00:27 2010 No.1609604 >>1609577 Mods! We need Mods! Hello?? Moot??

>>	tinycat !!qoWPGZQ4oQc Mon Aug 16 23:01:27 2010 No.1609613 >>1609606 Is /k/ full of russian pedos?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 23:02:27 2010 No.1609615 >>1609602 in soviet russia, military turns you into pedo

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 23:08:27 2010 No.1609636 >>1609602 >>1609615 Such is life in the Motherland.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 23:16:27 2010 No.1609669 >>1609601 the stories written here are a work of fiction and only a fool would believe them, etc...

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 23:27:27 2010 No.1609717 File: 25 KB, 597x231, Screen shot 2010-08-17 at 1.26.35 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] who wants to do another one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 23:38:27 2010 No.1609765 >>1609717 <div class="math">\frac{a^2 - (a-1)e^a}{2}</div>

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 23:40:27 2010 No.1609776 >>1609765 can you elaborate at all? im kinda struggling to understand

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 23:42:27 2010 No.1609783 >>1609636 will they pay me $300k and turn me pedo? hang on packan mah bags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 23:45:27 2010 No.1609803 >4 year degree in engineering >Paid to become homosexual >100k a year

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 23:48:27 2010 No.1609819 >>1609776 It's obvious. Do it by parts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 23:49:27 2010 No.1609826 >>1609819 how can i integrate (e^x)/x by parts?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 23:50:27 2010 No.1609833 >>1609776 Use integration by parts to end up with E' in your integral, then use the fundamental theorem of calculus. Simplify a bit, use integration by parts again, and you're done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 23:51:27 2010 No.1609834 >>1609826 You don't need that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 23:54:27 2010 No.1609848 BS in math education 30k starting any junior high girl I want

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 23:57:27 2010 No.1609863 >>1609848 fap fap fap

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 23:57:27 2010 No.1609865 I had a math teacher in high school who sucked a girls penis in class

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 23:59:27 2010 No.1609869 bumpan

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 16 23:59:27 2010 No.1609870 File: 146 KB, 933x408, watcollection.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1609865

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 17 00:01:27 2010 No.1609884 >>1609865 I had a girl who math teachered a penis in class

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 17 00:08:27 2010 No.1609901 File: 92 KB, 255x220, youmad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1609243 >$300,000 Starting >Starting >Dreaming Mathematician Salary $61,042 - $120,864 http://www.payscale.com/research/US/Degree=Doctorate_%28PhD%29%2c_Mathematics/Salary

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 17 00:08:27 2010 No.1609903 >>1609833 my integral now is [aE'(a)-E'(1)] + [E(a)-E(1)] is that even close?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 17 00:13:27 2010 No.1609932 >>1609901 >doesn't know it's a /sci/ troll meme! >laughingwhores.mkv

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 17 00:19:27 2010 No.1609958 >>1609932 yeah your unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful dumbass

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 17 00:22:27 2010 No.1609974 >>1609958 .. >>1609765 How'd you get this answer? The integral of e^x/x is Ei(t) according to Wolfram. I also did IBP, but it loops back into itself constantly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 17 07:54:27 2010 No.1611292 File: 81 KB, 512x511, 1245643636.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1609601 >>1609243 ITT mad virginnerds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 17 15:25:27 2010 No.1612628 Holy shit, I used to be able to do these problems. Time to brush up on some math I guess.

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