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>Ph. D. in Mathematics
>Any Job I Want
>$300,000 Starting

>> No.1609246

So if you, for some reason, applied to Target as a cashier with a PhD in math, will they accept you?

>> No.1609245

Hate to say it, but this thread is better than 80% of the threads on the first page.

>> No.1609247

http://www.payscale.com/research/US/Degree=Doctorate_%28PhD%29,_Mathematics/Salary

Bustin' chops.

>> No.1609266

>>1609246

not only that, but you will get 300 000/year starting

>> No.1609320
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>>1609243
>youth wasted being a virgin/nerd/loner
>still turned on by jailbait

>> No.1609325

>>1609320
>implying that girl is jailbait

>> No.1609335
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>>1609325
>implying she isn't

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>>1609320

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1609396

cool can you do this?

>> No.1609405

>>1609335
>>1609320

I'm not sure if it's some angry whore or some self-rationalizing brainwashed butthurt beta.

But EVERYONE is attracted to young women 16-20s

Don't try to go through the route of only real men can handle older women or that bullshit either.

>> No.1609422

>>1609405
His point was, if you have a Ph. D. in Mathematics means you were a massive nerd in your youth, means you didn't fuck the 16-20s when you were young so you don't look like a creep when you continue being attracted to 16-20s when you are old.

>> No.1609423

> 16-20s

> Implying that's jailbait

> Must be an American

> suxtobeyou.jpg

>> No.1609428

>>1609396
>>1609396
heres a start, best of luck...

>> No.1609430

>>1609396
h'(x)=sqrt(1+x^3)-sqrt(1+sin^3(x))
h'(Pi)=sqrt(1+Pi^3)-sqrt(1+sin^3(Pi))
=sqrt(1+Pi^3)-1

>> No.1609434

>>1609428
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=integrate+(sqrt(1%2Bt^3))

>> No.1609438

>>1609423
>implying you disprove something

>> No.1609439

>>1609405
>But EVERYONE is attracted to young women 16-24s
ftfy

>> No.1609500

>>1609396
<span class="math">1+\sqrt{1+\pi ^3}[/spoiler]

>> No.1609545

>>1609438

> Implying anyone above the age of 15 is jailbait over here

>> No.1609561

9-year old here.

I'm extremely attracted to 15-19 year olds.

Just throwing that out there.

Don't feel bad old people, we're in the same boat, sort of. Except you have a bad back.

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I prefer 8-12 yo's

pic related

>> No.1609576

>>1609561
Excuse me but if I may ask
WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE?

>> No.1609584

>>1609576
it's called trollan, there's no 9yos or math phd's here

>> No.1609591

>>1609577
/sci/ = /cp/

>> No.1609601

28 year old Mathematician here. My previous girlfriend was 18. I've been fucking chicks that old for 11 years now. They were easy to get when I was younger because I was alpha as fuck. They are easier to get now that I'm older because I make a shit load of money and I'm still alpha as fuck. Think college girls want a college BOY? Fuck no, they want a man. You faggots can't hang.

>youth wasted being a virgin/nerd/loner

Maybe yours, faggot.

>> No.1609602

>>1609591
a russian military study says that 1/3rd of adult males will be turned on by an image such as what that image that was posted was.

Does anyone have a link to it?

>> No.1609606

>>1609602
gb2 /k/

>> No.1609604

>>1609577
Mods! We need Mods! Hello?? Moot??

>> No.1609613

>>1609606
Is /k/ full of russian pedos?

>> No.1609615

>>1609602
in soviet russia, military turns you into pedo

>> No.1609636

>>1609602
>>1609615

Such is life in the Motherland.

>> No.1609669

>>1609601
the stories written here are a work of fiction and only a fool would believe them, etc...

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1609717

who wants to do another one?

>> No.1609765

>>1609717
<div class="math">\frac{a^2 - (a-1)e^a}{2}</div>

>> No.1609776

>>1609765
can you elaborate at all?
im kinda struggling to understand

>> No.1609783

>>1609636
will they pay me $300k and turn me pedo? hang on packan mah bags.

>> No.1609803

>4 year degree in engineering
>Paid to become homosexual
>100k a year

>> No.1609819

>>1609776
It's obvious. Do it by parts.

>> No.1609826

>>1609819
how can i integrate (e^x)/x by parts?

>> No.1609833

>>1609776
Use integration by parts to end up with E' in your integral, then use the fundamental theorem of calculus.
Simplify a bit, use integration by parts again, and you're done.

>> No.1609834

>>1609826
You don't need that.

>> No.1609848

BS in math education
30k starting
any junior high girl I want

>> No.1609863

>>1609848
fap fap fap

>> No.1609865

I had a math teacher in high school who sucked a girls penis in class

>> No.1609869

bumpan

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>>1609865

>> No.1609884

>>1609865
I had a girl who math teachered a penis in class

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>>1609243
>$300,000 Starting
>Starting
>Dreaming


Mathematician
Salary $61,042 - $120,864

http://www.payscale.com/research/US/Degree=Doctorate_%28PhD%29%2c_Mathematics/Salary

>> No.1609903

>>1609833
my integral now is [aE'(a)-E'(1)] + [E(a)-E(1)]
is that even close?

>> No.1609932

>>1609901
>doesn't know it's a /sci/ troll meme!
>laughingwhores.mkv

>> No.1609958

>>1609932

yeah your unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful dumbass

>> No.1609974

>>1609958

..

>>1609765

How'd you get this answer? The integral of e^x/x is Ei(t) according to Wolfram. I also did IBP, but it loops back into itself constantly.

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>>1609601
>>1609243
ITT mad virginnerds.

>> No.1612628

Holy shit, I used to be able to do these problems.

Time to brush up on some math I guess.