/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.16077732]

(g)astronomy

[Anonymous No.16077762]

Le colored spaceman

[Anonymous No.16077780]

What the fuck was he again? An astrophysicist?
...but apparently he knows how worms on arrakis have to move?

[Anonymous No.16077805]

This niggas got PhD with this thesis
He's a good speaker tho although I'd doubt he understands quarter of the things he says.

[Anonymous No.16077815]

*frrrrrp* and in the macro sense, a delicious brap like that nearby to our solar nebula could have *brip* caused the collapse of dust in the *shrrrt* accretion disk that we know produced the modern solar system *FRAP*

[Anonymous No.16077826]

>>16077732
One time Neil ran over my dog and just kept driving.

[Anonymous No.16077832]

>>16077780
it's described in the novels, innit

[Anonymous No.16077840]

>>16077832
I stopped reading about 18% into the first book.
Show me a sane person that got further.

Obviously, that is not going to happen.

[Anonymous No.16077913]

>>16077840
Brown and grey is a classic, but the choice of the blue chair to accent the natural light is dogshit.

[Anonymous No.16078651]

(g)astronomy

[Anonymous No.16079873]

>>16078651
thats a great looking cake

[Anonymous No.16080931]

>>16077732
He got kicked out of the research end of astronomy because every time he got a night with the telescope he would leave lip marks all over the telescope mirrors and mcdonald observatory ended up having to spend a fortune on windex

[Anonymous No.16080959]

Tyson? That nigga been on my mind

[Anonymous No.16081053]

>>16080959
Need it or keep it then?

[Anonymous No.16081303]

>>16077805
Where can I read his phd thesis?

[Anonymous No.16082045]

>>16081303
That pic rel is the closest you can find

[Anonymous No.16083441]

>>16077805
R Michael Rich, his PhD advisor, is jewish

[Anonymous No.16083450]

>>16077805
his phd is so bad lol it's basically just freshman level stats applied to some astronomical data. goddamn the jews must have been desperate to find a black guy to give a physics phd to.

[Anonymous No.16083695]

>>16081303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7f4MSSkDp4

[Anonymous No.16083796]

>>16083450
you can read the rest of his papers here
https://neildegrassetyson.com/cv/#papers
one of them is plagiarized from a santa barbara instrument group ccd camera manual

[Anonymous No.16083965]

I'd like to get into the hobby of astronomy, but I have no idea what telescope is good to start with. I don't really want to spend over a grand in case it ends up being something I don't care for, but I don't want to buy a hundred dollar telescope that can't see Saturn's rings and moons.

[Anonymous No.16085409]

>>16083965
I was into that and eventually didn't buy anything at all. Every telescope in my range didn't have enough resolution for even planets (from YouTube). I figured, I'd get pretty bored. Even if I saw planets and few nebula, that's it. I could see the same shit but more clearer in internet.
I'm more interested in radio astronomy now, although haven't researched anything yet.

[Anonymous No.16086141]

Buy a used Questar astro model, it will appreciate in value

[Anonymous No.16086708]

*SHHHRRRRT* Wow haha, talk about a big bang!

[Barkon !otRmkgvx22 No.16086714]

>>16086708
4000

[Anonymous No.16087635]

>astronomy is as real as my phd
>t. black scyence man

[Anonymous No.16088513]

[Anonymous No.16089116]

>you can shart on yourself in the mirror, but only on the anus

[Anonymous No.16089380]

[Anonymous No.16090109]

[Anonymous No.16091872]

>>16077780
He also claims to be a vaccine expert

[Anonymous No.16093220]

>>16077780
>What the fuck was he again?
he manages a movie theater

[Anonymous No.16094919]

>>16077805
>i published muh useless soience
what a stupid pointless waste of time

[Anonymous No.16095593]

[Anonymous No.16096562]

>write a story about some chump being sent to planet 9
>"oh, how about it be called Ymir?"
>"..."
>"wait a minute..."
>check, a moon has been named that in 2000
you dumb egghead motherfuckers, learn to pace yourselves

[Anonymous No.16097323]

>>16090109
He was way better as a baseball player than as a scientist

[Anonymous No.16097594]

>>16077732
(nigga)stronony

[Anonymous No.16098755]

>>16087635
lol

[Anonymous No.16098767]

>>16088513
Isn't this guy Indonesian?

[reverend Bartholomew No.16099572]

>>16077805

>galactic bulge

bro way ahead of his times

[Anonymous No.16100285]

>>16098767
so?

[Anonymous No.16102010]

>>16097323
he isn't a scientist, he manages a movie theater

[Anonymous No.16102070]

Why the fuck is this stupid thread still up after so much time?

[Anonymous No.16102958]

>>16102070
Stop being racist, if Dr. Neil Tyson, PhD upsets you then you're on the wrong board.

[Anonymous No.16103106]

>>16077732
le ebin black cook

[Anonymous No.16104066]

>>16103106

[Anonymous No.16105517]

>>16102070