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>come out of your pod
>see this
>stuck on a cold radioactive shithole working every day
>low gravity fucking with your body in unforeseeable ways
They will all go crazy and kill themselves

>> No.16034152

>>16034146
sounds comfy

>> No.16034290

Cool

>> No.16034298

The people they choose won't be pussies like you.

>> No.16034302

OP's nonironically correct. Mars is not going to be a place for humans to live. It's going to be where Belters dump their losers and criminals, mining metals and shipping them up to Phobos then Deimos.
Life imprisonment on Mars means their bones are weak compared to the prison guards who get strontium supplements and are rotated out before the gravity makes them too weak.
>>16034298
yeah because they're going to be criminals. they become pussies after a Martian 688 day year

>> No.16034352

>>16034302
I think we should just kill them

>> No.16034392

>>16034146
would be ok if it has decent internet

>> No.16034460

>>16034146
So long as they turn into chicks with 3 boobs i don't care.

>> No.16035009

>>16034146
You realize you're on earth all along.

>> No.16036102

>>16034146
I want to do exactly this

>> No.16036179

>>16034146
I hope I live long enough to offer to go replace them and clean up the gore for large enough sums of money that I can get paid up front and bring a really nice computer and a lifetime of good food with me.

>> No.16036185
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>come out of my bed
>see my trash ridden room
>stuck in a dark hole shitposting all day
>obesity and sedentary lifestyle fucking with my body in unforeseen ways
When did you realize being a NEET was space age training?

>> No.16036192

Don't worry we'll just send people up that are ok with being filthy slaves

>> No.16036200

>>16034146
>itt neets cope that science is going to pay millions of dollars to fly them to mars so they can browse sci and jerk off for free instead of sending a career professional to do complex research and build/set up extremely complicated equipment

>> No.16036710

>>16034146
Lovely place, serena and with tranquility.
That is why Elon will recruit the best autists from 4chan.