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FUNNY WOMEN Anonymous Fri Aug 13 19:24:46 2010 No.1594299 [Reply] [Original]

ok /sci/ wat is the scientific explanation for why there aren't any funny women?

pic unrelated

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 13 19:26:46 2010 No.1594303 File: 53 KB, 692x409, LSfactoryline.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] <--- hypothesis refuted.

Jennie !NSPcQQMvS. Fri Aug 13 19:27:00 2010 No.1594307 [DELETED]

>>1594299
A mathematician walks into a bar and orders a beer.
Another mathematician walks into a bar and orders 1/2 of a beer.
Another mathematician walks into a bar and orders 1/4 of a beer.
Another mathematician walks into a bar and orders 1/2 of a beer.
Another mathematician walks into a bar and orders 1/8 of a beer.
Another mathematician walks into a bar and orders 1/16 of a beer.

The bartender says "FUCK IT!" and pours two beers.

*rimshot!*
:D

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 13 19:27:46 2010 No.1594308 >>1594303 nope.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 13 19:28:46 2010 No.1594312 >>1594307 I actually lolled good one. Calc BCfag here

Anonymous Fri Aug 13 19:28:46 2010 No.1594313

Because having tits and a vagina is all thats required for men to fuck them. Well I guess they don't even need tits, just look at asian women. Being funny provides no extra incentive to fuck them. And this is the evolutionary reason that women are so worthless outside of the bedroom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 13 19:28:46 2010 No.1594318 >>1594307 yep. also not funny.

Jennie !NSPcQQMvS. Fri Aug 13 19:28:46 2010 No.1594320

>>1594299
A mathematician walks into a bar and orders a beer.
Another mathematician walks into a bar and orders 1/2 of a beer.
Another mathematician walks into a bar and orders 1/4 of a beer.
Another mathematician walks into a bar and orders 1/8 of a beer.
Another mathematician walks into a bar and orders 1/16 of a beer.

The bartender says "FUCK IT!" and pours two beers.

*rimshot!*
:D

>>	astute this !FAGGOTXBuk Fri Aug 13 19:28:46 2010 No.1594321 >>1594307 that adds up to 2 and 7/16ths not 1 and 15/16ths

>>	astute this !FAGGOTXBuk Fri Aug 13 19:30:46 2010 No.1594328 >>1594320 you tricky bitch. still not funny, sorry

>>	Jennie !NSPcQQMvS. Fri Aug 13 19:30:46 2010 No.1594331 >>1594321 fixed it before you called it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 13 19:35:46 2010 No.1594354 my apologies, female tripfriend. your humor is not very good. why do you think that is?

>>	Jennie !NSPcQQMvS. Fri Aug 13 19:36:46 2010 No.1594357 >>1594354 Because I'm a tripfag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 13 19:37:46 2010 No.1594364 >>1594357 No, because you are an engineer.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 13 19:41:46 2010 No.1594386 >>1594357 Not only only are you a tripfag, but you are a tripfag whose general information is known. You are a bit chubby and go to UNR. You have just enough of a face to inspire extra rage.

Anonymous Fri Aug 13 19:43:46 2010 No.1594398
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it's not that women are less funny, it's that men and other women laugh at women's jokes less. Humour is a gendered activity, as long as passivity and politeness are engendered in women it will be harder for them to compete in this male-dominated world. Much the same as women will always be more conditioned by patriarchy to go for careers in paediatrics rather than open heart sugery. As long as there are threads like this, perptuating the distinction between male and female humour there will be the problem that the men are brought up to make the women laugh.

>>	Jennie !NSPcQQMvS. Fri Aug 13 19:43:46 2010 No.1594401 File: 40 KB, 500x333, u_still_mad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1594386

>>	Jennie !NSPcQQMvS. Fri Aug 13 19:45:46 2010 No.1594417 >>1594398 /any gender threads on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 13 19:50:46 2010 No.1594437 >>1594401 Mad I am 400 miles away from you? Damn straight I am.

>>	Jennie !NSPcQQMvS. Fri Aug 13 19:53:46 2010 No.1594445 >>1594437 Are you in las vegas or in oregon? Because if it's the one of those two that I think it is, then i'm going to be very close to you in just a few years.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 13 19:55:46 2010 No.1594461 >>1594445 Hey Jenny, will you have sex with me? I'm really smart.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 13 19:57:46 2010 No.1594471 >>1594445 Vegas. However, I am going to be getting as far away from here as I can ASAP.

>>	Jennie !NSPcQQMvS. Fri Aug 13 20:00:46 2010 No.1594490 >>1594461 I give a pre-test before intercourse. You must score at least a 95.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 13 20:01:46 2010 No.1594502 >>1594490 Hey Jenny, will you have sex with me? I have $1,000,000,000.

>>	Jennie !NSPcQQMvS. Fri Aug 13 20:05:46 2010 No.1594523 >>1594502 Make a Cheritable donation to the Jennie fund and I may consider going out with you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 13 20:08:46 2010 No.1594541 >>1594523 So you're a whore by profession or just as a hobby?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 13 20:10:46 2010 No.1594546 >>1594490 May I have this test of yours?

>>	Jennie !NSPcQQMvS. Fri Aug 13 20:10:46 2010 No.1594548 >>1594541 >implying i accept money as a form of payment for sex.

Anonymous Fri Aug 13 20:21:46 2010 No.1594607

>>1594548
I'm bored and trying to figure out who you are. My friend is an engineer at UNR, and I was hoping he'd be a mutual friend on the Facebooks. No such luck. Of course, he's civil, and if your school is anything like mine, civils and electricals don't mingle much. Anyway, I can't seem to figure out who you are so either a) my stalking skills are rusty, b) you aren't on fb or c) Jennie is purely a pseudonym.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 13 20:36:46 2010 No.1594684 Because being funny doesn't make samiches.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 13 20:38:46 2010 No.1594690 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7izJggqCoA Hitchens explains it quite well

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 13 20:42:46 2010 No.1594708 >>1594548 You like cum?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 13 20:45:46 2010 No.1594715 ...because they're supposed to be in the kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 13 22:21:46 2010 No.1595192 OP here. thanks for shitting up the thread attention whore.

Anonymous Fri Aug 13 22:39:46 2010 No.1595264

Try a staring contest against a few people you know. Lock eyes until someone smiles, laughs, or breaks eye contact. Men are much better at this game than women. Through a complex combination of nature and nurture,

1. We are programmed to find men socially superior to women
2. We are programmed to show deference to our social superiors
3. We are programmed to consider laughter a form of deference if it is caused by the superior's actions

It's also likely that men simply have better senses of humor, but I'd guess women are much closer to men at writing humor than they are at speaking humor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 13 22:45:46 2010 No.1595287 "The problem with female comedians is that they tend to be dykes or Jews..." Hahha, so lulzworthy

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 14 05:08:46 2010 No.1596449 >>1594398 Aaah yes, conditioned by the evil patriarchy. Not by, y'know, the endless eons of evolution. Nah. Women have a better sense of humour than men but men are funnier.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 14 05:17:46 2010 No.1596476 >>1595192 > implying the thread wasn't shit right from the start

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 14 05:24:46 2010 No.1596490 >>1594607 Nice creeping, you scared her off! Jennie must be her real name.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 14 05:27:46 2010 No.1596495 Jennie, where's that test of yours?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 14 05:29:46 2010 No.1596502 Jennie, look out your window and wave for the camera.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 14 05:30:46 2010 No.1596503 Jennie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 14 05:30:46 2010 No.1596505 >>1596449 >evo-psych I thought this was /sci/, not /x/?

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