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What's the evolutionary advantages of the anus being centimeters away from the vagina? How don't they get get poop on their vagina when taking a nasty shit?
>Inb4 just wipe front to back
Backsplash when you have diarrhea is a thing.
Why did they evolve like this? It's absolutely repulsive to me.

>> No.15939001

made for bbc

>> No.15939002

>>15938997
>It's absolutely repulsive to me.
Then you never have to worry about it so why make this thread? The standard answer to these sort of questions is that evolution is not defined by whatever you think is ideal but by whatever is good enough to reproduce and by what changes are possible.

>> No.15939003

>>15939001
Dammit america

>> No.15939009

>>15938997
To make it easier for me to lick all the way from the vagina to the anus and vice versa.

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>>15938997
This a very good question which I have also wondered since I was a little boy. It really is strange how that design would not have been eliminated through UTI infections and subsequent death. So strange.
However, the design isn't unique to humans, all other apes have such a layout, and pretty much all land mammals have their anuses extremely close to their vulvas. Quadrupeds even have their anus directly above the vagina, so as they excrete fecal matter, it directly ejects said fecal matter just above the vaginal opening.
I guess it's like this anon said,
>>15939002
It's good enough, and it keeps the immune system under constant workout, fuck it.

>> No.15939671

They're both waste-disposal holes and should therefore point downwards. The downwards area of the pelvis is small, so they're close. Duh.

>> No.15939704

>>15938997
LMAO, other animals only have one hole to shit, pee, fuck, and lay eggs.

>> No.15939710

>>15939566
> not have been eliminated through UTI infections and subsequent death
Guess the chances of mutating either your shitter or cunt to somewhere like your belly is pretty low. In the case of humans you’ve got that pelvic bone thing in the way, can’t just gradually evolve the tubes apart, constrained by bone.

>> No.15939713

>>15938997
I have no clue what I'm looking at.

>> No.15939724

>>15939704
The vagina and anus are both descended from the cloaca, a single hole for sex and waste disposal. As a bonus, this is why anal sex feels good. The anus literally was evolved for having sex.

>> No.15939741

>>15938997
Well, for one women don't have balls you fag. They have a pussy. It would make no sense for it to be far away since there would be less space for the vagina.

>> No.15939761

>>15939713
>I have no clue what I'm looking at.
Oh, honey...

>> No.15939788

>>15939713
Oh sweet innocence and independence, how fondly I recall your warm caress in retrospect.

>> No.15939807

>>15938997
According to natural selection, it is the most efficient place to survive and pass on genes to future generations.
I don't know why though

>> No.15939883

>>15938997
God is dead. He killed himself when he saw how much of a complete and utter failure his creation had become. We are alone now, and we may as well kill our selves too. Nothing matters.

>> No.15939885

>>15938997>>15939883
Also, marry christmas you fucking godless heathens.

>> No.15939950

>>15938997
Pretty sure that's the same location as males, just less noticeable with testicles. Toilets are a pretty recent invention though.

>> No.15939955

>>15939724
Humans still get cloacas occasionally.

>> No.15940004

>>15938997
>Why didn't God made humans to fit our modern Western sitting toilets

>> No.15940176

Did cloacas evolve first? If so that might be why.
I admittedly don't know enough about animal cunts to know if the placement on humans is unique or not

>> No.15940184

>>15938997
>How don't they get get poop on their vagina
The vagina typically isn't exposed, you know, with the labia.
What the hell is being taught in biology these days?

>> No.15940191

>>15938997
If you ever get tired of the first hole you can pull it out and stick it in the hole underneath, double the fun.

>> No.15940192

>>15940191
faggot

>> No.15940197

>>15940192
I know you are, but what am I?

>> No.15940210

>>15938997
Because evolution isn't about design its albout space and utility. Having two sexes sharing the same genome and general morphological form means making concessions especially on the body real estate side.

It's the same reason the female skeleton isn't exactly optimal for birthing. At a certain point the morphology can't stray to far between the sexes at the general level.