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Wow sci is super shit tonight.

Guys explain to me how an enema works, the part about digesting liquids through your anus.

>> No.1591710

The active ingredient causes your rectum to spasm.

>> No.1591709

You can absorb alcohol, codeine, and a large range of other chemicals through the pours of the rectum. Beyond this there is no ability to digest liquids through the anus. The main purpose of an enema is treatment for constipation, not drug infusion.

>> No.1591715

I suppose you mean ingesting by your anus.

The colon is the main part of your digestive track that absorbs water. There is some absorption going on earlier, but it's minor. You don't want shit to gets to dry before the colon and block the way and kill you, so it stays diarrhea-like up to the colon and if you're healthy it dries just enough to leave beautiful turds.

So when you insert liquids directly there, it gets absorbed into your body much faster than the other way. You can easily poison yourself with alcohol this way.

It's a practical method of doing several water-soluble drugs when you have little of it. Think of a speed high you'd enjoy and how many pills you'd need for it, and then put only 1/4th of it up your ass, you'll get about the same rush, just 4 times shorter.

>> No.1591720

>>1591715
I’ve heard of alcoholics who had trouble downing booze after throat surgery (usually cancer) who started taking liquor analy because it burned less.

>> No.1591736

How much alcohaul would i need to get drunk? And how long would it last?

>> No.1591748

>>1591736
Lol alcohaul

meant
>alcohol

>> No.1591751

>>1591736
should be just like regular consumption, just faster absorption, alcohol would stay in the blood as long as it would normally.

>> No.1591762

I'm going to laugh when a dead body gets found with a beer bottle up its ass and 4chan on the computer screen. The autopsy revealing the person died of alcohol poisoning.

>> No.1591767

fuck why can't I find a bioavailability chart for the various alcohol administrations?

seems like someone should have studied it at some point...

>> No.1591776

>>1591762

>a beer bottle
>alcohol poisoning

fukkin lightweight

>> No.1591783

>>1591762
come up to my crib yo in kompton ill stomp you're nigga ass.

>> No.1591782

The rectum absorbs alcohol straight; it doesn't get processed at all. You will likely die. See: 2007 Darwin Awards (which is likely the inspiration for this troll thread).

>> No.1591789

>>1591783

More than one beer an hour gets you drunk.

But alcohol is for losers. Weed is the only way to go.

I like a beer or two with my weed byt getting completely drunk is something I cannot enjoy.

>> No.1591790

>>1591782
Ovbiously never heard of alcohol enemas before, look it up.
>>1591783
And fuck this is not me, just some faggot pretending to be.

>> No.1591792
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1591792

Champagne enemas. How do they work?

>> No.1591800

>>1591782
what about cum, we were taliking about feeding women wiht an all cum diet, and putting some of that not just via the mouth, but via the anus to.

>> No.1591801

>>1591782

>troll thread

The first person to mention enema with alcohol ITT was me and the first thing I said was it was easy to poison yourself with it.

>> No.1591803

>>1591782
>The rectum absorbs alcohol straight; it doesn't get processed at all.

you clearly have no idea how the human body works and should probably completely relearn everything you think you know about anatomy/biology.

>> No.1591809

>>1591782

>The rectum absorbs alcohol straight; it doesn't get processed at all.

It doesn't get "processed" before absorbtion when drunk either. It gets in the body as is and is *metabolized* afterward.

>> No.1591815

>>1591800
iirc fat soluible stuff will get absorbed, not sure if it would work or not though.

So shoving a beer up my ass, good or no?

>> No.1591821

>>1591809
>>1591803
>>1591801
>>1591800
>>1591790
trollan aint easy

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>>1591815

>> No.1591831

>>1591815

http://www.enematips.com/beerorwinen.html

I'd begin with not even a full beer honnestly.