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1591230 No.1591230 [Reply] [Original]

Okay /sci/, it's time to put our minds to work and invent a new shampoo that cleans hair and scalp better than any shampoo currently on the market but only uses easily available ingredients.

1 ingredient per post.


I'll start: Lime

>> No.1591231

Lye

>> No.1591235

7-UP

>> No.1591238

Laureth sulfate

>> No.1591242

sulfuric acid

>> No.1591244

Bleach

>> No.1591245

methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucyl phenylalanylalanylglutaminylleucyllysylglutamylarginyl lysylglutamylglycylalanylphenylalanylvalylprolylphenyl alanylvalylthreonylleucylglycylaspartylprolylglycylisol eucylglutamylglutaminylserylleucyllysylisoleucylaspartylthreonylleucylisoleucylglutamylalanylglycyla
lanylaspartylalanylleucylglutamylleucylglycylisoleucylprolylphenylalanylserylaspartylprolylleucylala
nylaspartylglycylprolylthreonylisoleucylglutaminylasparaginylalanylthreonylleucylarginylalanylphenyl
alanylalanylalanylglycylvalylthreonylprolylalanylglutaminylcysteinylphenylalanylglutamylmethionylleu
cylalanylleucylisoleucylarginylglutaminyllysylhistidylprolylthreonylisoleucylprolylisoleucylglycylle
ucylleucylmethionyltyrosylalanylasparaginylleucylvalylphenylalanylasparaginyllysylglycylisoleucylasp
artylglutamylphenylalanyltyrosylalanylglutaminylcysteinylglutamyllysylvalylglycylvalylaspartylserylv
alylleucylvalylalanylaspartylvalylprolylvalylglutaminylglutamylserylalanylprolylphenylalanylarginylg
lutaminylalanylalanylleucylarginylhistidylasparaginylvalylalanylprolylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleucyl
cysteinylprolylprolylaspartylalanylaspartylaspartylaspartylleucylleucylarginylglutaminylisoleucylala
nylseryltyrosylglycylarginylglycyltyrosylthreonyltyrosylleucylleucylserylarginylalanylglycylvalylthr
eonylglycylalanylglutamylasparaginylarginylalanylalanylleucylprolylleucylasparaginylhistidylleucylva
lylalanyllysylleucyllysylglutamyltyrosylasparaginylalanylalanylprolylprolylleucylglutaminylglycylphe
nylalanylglycylisoleucylserylalanylprolylaspartylglutaminylvalyllysylalanylalanylisoleucylaspartylal
anylglycylalanylalanylglycylalanylisoleucylserylglycylserylalanylisoleucylvalyllysylisoleucylisoleuc
ylglutamylglutaminylhistidylasparaginylisoleucylglutamylprolylglutamyllysylmethionylleucylalanylalan
ylleucyllysylvalylphenylalanylvalylglutaminylprolylmethionyllysylalanylalanylthreonylarginylserine

>> No.1591248

Gummy Worms

>> No.1591250

>>1591244
and ammonia.

>> No.1591251

Head and Shoulders

>> No.1591255
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1591255

Human urine.

Cleans great, cures dandruff and athlete's foot! Mark the territory of your own cranium with your custom, counterfeit-proof scent! When you walk into a room, everyone will subconsciously sense that you are the big dog here, and will do anything to please you. Anything.

>> No.1591270

Silly Putty

>> No.1591312

This is how scientists do things.

Liquid helium.

>> No.1591330

HIV

>> No.1591337

>>1591230

Liquid Nitrogen, you're going to have one chill-ass looking hair.

>> No.1591350

plutonium-239

>> No.1591368

Limestone

>> No.1591372

carborane acid

it's "gentle"

>> No.1591377

Unicorn blood

>> No.1591383

Stem cells.

>> No.1591389

Palmitic acid.

>> No.1591390

>>1591245
no proteins.

Ferrofluids.
(actually that sounds awesome, massage hair w/ magnets)

>> No.1591398

>>1591390
Nah, that'd mess with the microcontroller implanted in my brain.

>> No.1591401

Caffene in male product
CHCl3 in female product

>> No.1591475

chencere B1237]


I don't know what it is, but if it's good enough for my Captcha then it's good enough to put in this shampoo.