/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.15841975]

uhm ok

[Anonymous No.15841980]

>>15841975
Okay, but what do I do if I want to kiss myself on the lips?

[Anonymous No.15842207]

>>15841975
this is known as black science

[Anonymous No.15842244]

>>15841975
do you think he will post it again?

[Anonymous No.15842383]

[Anonymous No.15842438]

>>15841975
You posted this shitty, irrelevant thread more often than he posted that nonsense.
What does THAT mean, scientifically speaking?

[Anonymous No.15842622]

>>15842383
that image is nonsense, basedjaks on the right should be the same

[Anonymous No.15843273]

>>15842244
he stopped using twitter when it became non woke to post there because musk kicked out the ZOG censors

[Anonymous No.15844049]

>>15843273
>it became non woke to post there because musk kicked out the ZOG censors
Why is it "woke" to obey government brainwashing and propaganda? How is that "fighting the power"? Its just being slavishly obedient.

[Anonymous No.15844552]

>>15844049
>Why is it "woke" to obey government brainwashing and propaganda?
Orange man bad.
Me no like orange man.
Me no bad.
*stomps on your face for all eternity*
>Alternatively...
Orange man no bad.
Me like orange man.
Me no bad.
*stomps on your face for all eternity*
In retrospect, the reversal of the Flynn effect has all but doomed us to cults of personality. cue In Living Color.

[Anonymous No.15844616]

He look like a scientist, he really do.

[Anonymous No.15846129]

>>15844616
He looks exactly like a moron scammer.

[Anonymous No.15846134]

>>15841975
Jesus Christ thought he was just annoying didn't realize he was a total attention whore

[Anonymous No.15847161]

>>15846134
He is the expert on kissing himself in the mirror.

[Anonymous No.15847762]

>>15844616
>twum reference
best /sci/ meme so far this decade

[Anonymous No.15849017]

>>15844616
>looks like a scientist
>tastes like windex

[Anonymous No.15849689]

>>15846134
>didn't realize he was a total attention whore
how do you think he got to be on TV constantly regardless having no valid reason to be there? of course he is massive attention whore

[Anonymous No.15849699]

>>15847762
There is no person of color working in our lab. Manly because my boss is a racist and that's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.15849723]

i foaking love science

[Anonymous No.15851041]

>>15847762
a challenger appears

[Anonymous No.15851245]

>>15849699
Doomed if you do, doomed if you don't. Either way, we all suffer.

[Anonymous No.15851569]

>>15841975
Really makes you wonder if he was flexible enough for autofelatio when he was a wrestler

[Anonymous No.15851592]

>>15844552
Is anyone over here actually over 18? This reads like an even more stupid version of the typical zoomer shitposts.

[Anonymous No.15851593]

>>15851592
You're replying to a thread about the top science communicator in the western world talking about kissing himself in the mirror, many times, over many years. If you come to such a thread expecting sophisticated discussion, then your IQ is under 18.

[Anonymous No.15851599]

>>15851593
>How dare you expect posters to post anything but inane garbage at all times and not respect the sanctity of shit on a wall
And now you fling it.

[Anonymous No.15852749]

>>15851592
Nobody is forcing you to look at this thread or this board. If seeing it upsets you so much, just stop looking at it and all of your troubles will be solved.

[Anonymous No.15853120]

>>15852749
>xwitter cap from le epic rapping dude XDdd
>If you just stop looking at the shit the shit will go away XDdDddd

Even a highly refined chatGTP prompt of a low comprehension, smoke brained zoomer response could not top this level of shit thinking. How's that ramen hair going for ya?

[Anonymous No.15853207]

>>15841975
oh my god he's so intelligent

[Anonymous No.15854433]

my opinion is in the official /sci/serverinohttps://discord.com/invite/xCZfa7zM

[Anonymous No.15855373]

[Anonymous No.15856574]

>>15841975
dude definitely jacks off to himself in the mirror

[Anonymous No.15856590]

>>15842383
glad you think Tyson is profound

[Anonymous No.15857308]

>>15846134
If only Ronald Mallet would have stayed Black Science Man, but his appearance on Ancient Aliens and lack of sexual assault accusations have disqualified him from the position.

[Anonymous No.15857329]

>>15856590
It's not profound, though. It's just trying to trick people into accepting science as a religion.
>dust to dust
Meaning that life is temporary and that we should be humble and appreciate what time we are given. Believing that the great works we create and the knowledge we accumulate elevate us above everything else is folly, as all shall fall away and be forgotten in time. You do not have to believe in God in order to find this meaningful. If anything, it is MOST meaningful to atheists.
>we are all made of star dust
Humans associate stars with the divine, and saying that Humans have a connection with stars via nebula and supernova causes the religious parts of our brain to light up. But in reality, saying that we were created from nebula is no different than astrology's claims about stars impacting your life.

Anyone who talks about stardust should be mocked and called out. This is EXACTLY what science as religion looks like, and it is dangerous.

[Anonymous No.15858263]

>>15857329
>and it is dangerous.
its gay af too

[Anonymous No.15858880]

>>15841975
lol

[Anonymous No.15859344]

>>15842383
kek