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>Chem PhD
>1 mole of dollars starting
>Make any drugs I want

>> No.1582794

Chemists confirmed for last scientists actually interested in science.

>> No.1582810

1 mol of dollars would not be very much.
I don't know what dollar bills are made of, but I would guess that a lot of it is carbon, so you're looking at somewhere around 12 grams. A dollar bill weighs roughly a gram, so enjoy your $12 OP.

>> No.1582817

>>1582810
>1 mol of dollars would not be very much

>> No.1582826

>>1582810
dollars not atoms.

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>> No.1582842

>>1582810
a mole is just a constant.

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OH SHIT NIGGER, JUST LOOK AT THAT FULLERENE.

THAT THERE IS A 540-WAY CARBON ATOM ORGY. CHEMISTRY IS THE SEXIEST SCIENCE.

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>>1582810

>Goes and look up the molecular weight for a dollar then divides the weight of A dollar by that amount and then posts on /sci/ that is roughly $12

>> No.1582867

>>1582810
Learn what a mol is, you fucking idiot

>> No.1582870

>>1582853
One of the C60 nobel prize winners did his research at my university

>> No.1582872

>>1582826
>>1582842
>>1582855
>>1582867
You would think that a Chem PhD would know that you can't have a mole of anything BUT atoms or molecules.

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IS THAT SOME FLUORINE? YOU BET YOUR ASS IT IS.

HEY PHYSICISTS, ENJOY YOUR NUMBERS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT REPRESENT A PHYSICAL SYSTEM, I'LL BE OVER HERE CORRODING ANYTHING I WANT WITH MY HALOGENS.

>> No.1582876

>>1582810

1 mole of dollars does not even exist on this planet you dimwit.

>> No.1582879

>>1582867
6.021x10^23 *Representative atoms*

If you don't know this then go back to gen-chem

>> No.1582885

>>1582876
>>1582867
>>1582855
>>1582842
>>1582826
>>1582817

All these niggers just failed.
Don't worry OP, I know Chemistry and I understand what you mean.

>> No.1582888

>>1582879
You can have a mole of anything you flaming faggot.

>The mole (symbol mol) is the SI base unit[1] of amount of substance, one of a few units used to measure this physical quantity

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>>1582875

>> corrode

>> halogens

>> my face

>> No.1582893

>>1582879
idiot

>> No.1582895

>>1582888
Aw, you're cute. You think that dollars are a substance.
So how much will your starting salary be when you can't even finish freshman Chem 101?

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MOTHERFUCKING CAESIUM. THIS METAL IS SO FUCKING METAL THEY NAMED IT AFTER THE MOST BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKER THIS SIDE OF THE MEDITERRANEAN.

THIS BASTARD IS GOLD COLORED AND WILL MELT IN YOUR HAND, IF YOUR HAND IS STILL INTACT AFTER YOU TOUCH IT'S AWESOMENESS. FUCK.

>> No.1582899

>>1582888
>amount of substance .... physical quantity
>substance

I'll let you tell me what the SI unit for mass it aswell, go on, I'm waiting :)

>> No.1582900

You fags will argue about anything.

>> No.1582903

>>1582895
give it up. you're wrong.

>> No.1582907

>>1582875

Oh my lawd, is that some flourine in a glass ampule? How the hell is the borosilicate not being consumed away to form the flourosilicons?

>> No.1582916

>my face when this thread is full of genchem retards

>> No.1582919

>The number of atoms or molecules contained in one mole of a pure substance is known as the Avogadro constant (or Avogadro's number).

Bitches don no 'bout my Avogadro's number and the meaning of a constant.

>> No.1582922

>>1582907

It's not glass.

>> No.1582929

>>1582922

Then what kind of material is it?

>> No.1582939

>>1582929

Pyrex or something idk.

>> No.1582953

>>1582929
plastic of some sort

>> No.1582984

Iss kefflar.

>> No.1583063

>>1582898
I saw a vid in middle school of a guy throwing a 1cc pellet of cesium into a glass tub of water. The glass broke when the shit blew up. The next element up just skittered around the surface on a raft of fire, it was pretty cool.