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>be me
>just got my PhD in math
>300k starting at my new job
>gigachad.mltbx
>go to this math conference
>shits alright but looking forward to giving my talk
>about to go up and speak
>this guy approaches me (pic related)
>he slaps my Teichmüller theory
>oh_no.nb
>"T-t-t-oday I a-am excided to"
>everyone in the conference room laughs
>closed curves
>Guy walks out of the room of this pretty girl with icy blue eyes
>get thrown out of the conference with all my shit face down on the sidewalk

/sci/ is up against /x/ today at 2:20pm EST/18:20 UTC
After that we'll play /a/ on Friday, and /n/ on the 5th.

>what is this?
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2023_4chan_Winter_Cup
A virtual soccer (football) tournament involving the boards of 4chan, /sci/'s team is playing this winter

>we have a team?
Yes, its been around for over a decade
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//sci/

>Where can I watch the cup?
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html

>where can I find out more about this?
implyingrigged.info

>> No.15826897

>>15826854
Just don't lose

>> No.15826918

>>15826854
#MochizukiNation finna silence the haters. Masterclass incoming

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/v/-/f/ is just about over, we're up.

>> No.15827015

SHINICHI!

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>>15826918

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fuck

>> No.15827025

thank you based 'zuki

>> No.15827054

>Cool science fact: /sci/ has never won a single game on halloween weekend
We're fucking cursed

>> No.15827347

>>15827054
Losing to the paranormal team should make you believe in superstition

>> No.15827351

What's the current update on this guy? Is he doing fine?

>> No.15827388

>>15827351
2023年10月20日 00:00現在: 元気にやっています。
所在地: 京都府
Safety Confirmation Information forShinichi Mochizuki

As of 20 October 2023, 00:00: I'm doing fine.
Location: Kyoto Prefecture, Japan

>> No.15827393

>>15827347
PES is sentient unfortunately

>> No.15827461

>>15826854
kek.

Do you really make good money as a math major? I was thinking that might be the case because so few people want to deal with that shit and companies need a math guy.

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>>15827461
What part of
>PhD in Math
>300k starting
did you not understand?

>> No.15827571

>>15827560
it isn't worth it
you have to live in SF or LA, essentially warzones

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>>15827571
>he's this oblivious to what's in the OP
Anon I...

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thank you based 'zuki

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>>15827718
He got our only goal yesterday
https://implying.fun/video/2023abc/2023-10-28/?t=1:36:27.0

>> No.15828475

>>15827388
>https://www.kurims.kyoto-u.ac.jp/~motizuki/anpi-kakunin-jouhou.html
sourse. He is indeed, doing fine.

>> No.15828486

Elliptic Curves... a solution in search of a solution.