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I'm currently 22, how do I stay young looking for as long as possible?

>> No.15774507

>>15774501
Unironically the best thing to do to look young is keep up with the latest fashion and style trends. After that it's just make sure you stay out of the sun and take care of your skin and don't get fat.

>> No.15774515

>>15774501
>avoid sun exposure
>moisturize your skin regularly
>avoid smoking and alcohol
>eat a well balanced diet that includes fish, seaweed, miso and citrus fruits on top of the usual
Congratulations, you have now stretched your good looks for another 20 years

>> No.15774519

don't eat greasy or processed foods, don't get too much sunlight, get regular exercise but dont over-exert yourself. light - moderate cardio. stay hydrated. don't use any products on your skin. drink green tea every day. dont drink lots of alcohol or smoke cigarettes.

>> No.15774520

Avoid sun.
Don't smoke.
Eat shitton of vegetables.
Don't exercise too much. This is a real thing btw.

>> No.15774523

>>15774520
>Don't exercise too much
explain

>> No.15774533

Sleep at least 12 hours a day, then you can do whatever the fuck you want.

>> No.15774574

Put UV film on all your windows and take D3 supplements

>> No.15774580

If you're male, start taking anti-androgens and low dose of estradiol before you hit 25

>> No.15774612

>>15774501
Limit caloric intake, basically only eat until you're 80% full

>> No.15774672

>>15774501
stay the fuck out of the sun
don't work
eat right and don't drink

>> No.15774750
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15774750

>>15774507
>>15774515
>>15774519
>>15774520
>>15774523
>>15774533
>>15774574
>>15774580
>>15774612
>>15774672
These are all meme answer, don't listen to them.
What you should do is traveling at a speed that is significant in respect of the speed of light, then you can come back to planet Earth. At that point, several years have been passed for them (i.e., the plebs that doesn't know about the benefits of fast traveling) whilst only a couple of seconds passed for you. You are gonna stay young and beautiful while all your peers would be already dead or very old.

>> No.15774810

>>15774501
Become an astronaut and go into orbit

>> No.15774826
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15774826

>>15774750
>How long is 1 minute near a black hole?
>“If you were to stand just outside the event horizon of Sagittarius A*, and you stood there for one minute, 700 years would pass because time passes so much slower in the gravitational field there than it does on Earth.”

>> No.15775155

>>15774750
easier to get a photo of himself and wear it as a mask

>> No.15775171

>>15775155
If I pull that off will he die?

>> No.15775184

>>15774523
i dont get it either.
Hot blondes that dont exercise turn into whales with fridge bodies

Hot blondes that do exercise stay hot.

>> No.15775199

>>15774501
take a photo of yourself

>> No.15775205

>>15774501
Ask to be sodomized repeatedy for long periods of time with a broomstick.

>> No.15775207

>>15774520
>Don't exercise too much
That's kind of vague. How much exercise is too much? I imagine the average anon isn't at any risk of overexerting himself and exercises too little if anything.

>> No.15775208

>>15774501
Good skincare routine and eat well, get 8 hours of sleep every night

>> No.15775221

>>15775207
Exercising would take time out of my busy schedule of being a complete fucking scumbag on the internet.

>> No.15775311

19 to 25: basically same-looking
30: BANG you suddenly look like an old fuck
up to the 50s: you might survive not looking like an old fuck if you are optimal

70s+: only the smartest even survive

>> No.15775315

>>15774672
>sun
memes. your skin is replaced in less than two months.

you are GENETICALLY degraded as an old fuck.

>> No.15775317

>>15774520
>sun
meme. see >>15775315.

>> No.15775404

take progesterone

>> No.15775800

>>15774501
I'm so subhuman I'm baldcel at the same age, didn't get on supplements in time. I'm so dysgenic I should have been aborted.

>> No.15775801

>>15774810
What degree does one do to become an astronaut? Aeronautical enginnering? I was looking into geology.

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15775815

>>15774507
>to look young is keep up with the latest fashion and style trends.
That was my biggest mistake. I stopped caring about the advances and evolutions of humanity (because post-2015 society is objectively bad) and now I'm a retarded, outdated old guy. I know nothing about the latest scientific, technological and sociological advances in the world. I'm trying to catch up.