/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.1576527]

/sci/ I would like to discuss this picture for a moment into further detail, let us for a moment assume that the calculations in this picture are correct and also let us assume that there is a group of people on 4chan mature enough to ignore the vulgar things that are being done to that man's penis while simultaneously having the mental capacity to understand general relativity.

Now, I, being a biochemist, do have enough algebraic skill to solve this particular problem without a particular problem, however, It is in my opinion that this way of solving it is fundamentally flawed because according to general relativity nothing with mass can go equal to or greater than the speed of light (3x10^8 mps) but only approaching the speed of light.

Here is the tricky part for me, as I said before, algebraicly I have no problem with this but this is not the way to do it because general relativity predicts that this cannot happen, also I'm bad at fizix, so I can't do this with my skill set.

So, fizixists of /sci/, what is the true velocity of the man and that of the man's cum-cano

[Anonymous No.1576538]

someone should factor in relativity.
this pic would be win

[Anonymous No.1576535]

You know Halley's comet?

That's him.

[Anonymous No.1576556]

I work at Harvard. I cum in your thesis. I don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.1576581]

i think there is a version of this floating around that accounts for relativity, someone might post it.

[Anonymous No.1576586]

>>1576527
lmfao this is what every man should strive for.

[Anonymous No.1576588]

his dick destroyed the universe

[Anonymous No.1576615]

fuckin awesome

[Anonymous No.1576618]

[Anonymous No.1576621]

fffffff zomg saauce on op!!!? O.O

[Anonymous No.1576632]

>>1576618
Whoever did the calculations neglected acceleration.

[Anonymous No.1576647]

>>1576632
Whoever did this post neglected personal hygiene.

[Anonymous No.1576653]

>>1576647
*sniffs body*
You're right. Smells kind of awful. I really do need to take a shower right now.

[Anonymous No.1576655]

>>1576647
>>1576653
Samefag trollfag

[Anonymous No.1576673]

i'm waiting for someone else to do the lambda calculations so i don't have to learn relativistic math again.

[Anonymous No.1576680]

>>1576618
Mmmmm...interesting, not the answer to my question but interesting none the less, however, we can draw apon a similarity to the two, the answers that I see are as follows: "its japan" and "why not?"

This raises a new thought for me /sci/, "time to nuke japan, again." Now to carry this thought into motion, so /sci/, what is the best way to wipe the petite peckered people of japan off the face of the earth with a hellish nuclear firestorm without drastically changing the rotation and/or revolution of the earth?

[Anonymous No.1576738]

given the response to this thread
this clearly is not a math board

you should all feel bad

[Anonymous No.1576748]

Someone should do a relativistic version of that, including calculation of how much his penis would shorten because of length contraction.

[Anonymous No.1576763]

>>1576538

This has actually been done. It came out to some large fraction of c and a ridiculous increase in mass equivalence.

[Anonymous No.1576851]

I've been searching for a correct version of that picture forever.

[Anonymous No.1576856]

>Now, I, being a biochemist, do not have enough algebraic skill to solve this particular problem

Lol, biologists and chemists sure are stupid. They will never have the understanding of math us physicists do.

[Anonymous No.1576884]

>>1576856

So do it correctly.

[Anonymous No.1576918]

>>1576527
Special relativity*

[Anonymous No.1576930]

>>1576527

<div class="math">E=m(\gamma(v) -1)c^2</div>
<div class="math"> \gamma(v)= \frac{1}{\sqrt{1-\frac{v^2}{c^2}}}</div>

You know E and m, so solve for v

[Anonymous No.1576946]

>>1576748
>>1576748
I loled

[Anonymous No.1577003]

i probably didnt do it right, but here is what i did:
the mass of the cum traveling in speed v is:
m=2.75*γ
taking into account the average penis length(15 cm, according to wikipedia), and the fact that 1000 suns give 3.09*10^29 joul, the force that was applied on the cum was 3.09*10^29/0.15=2.207*10^30 newton.
f/m=a;
((2.207*10^30)/2.75γ)=a
v=v0+at-> v=a*0.8
bla bla bla, caluclations....
v=C*sqrt((4.122*10^59)/(1+4.122*10^59))