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/sci/, why do vampires glitter in the sun?
Can we harness this as a form of energy?

>> No.1576807

bump

>> No.1576819

Agreed

>> No.1576823

Vampires Suck!
Rated PG-13

[repeat 3 second tv spot twice every commercial break]

>> No.1576831

Can you please stop bumping this?

>> No.1576841

>>1576831
No. OP is on to something. For once, OP is not a fag.

>> No.1576933

bump

>> No.1576936

>>1576933
God dammit. Die in a fire.

>> No.1576947

TEAM EDWARD 4EVA

>> No.1576958

Actually, it is a common misconception that vampires sparkle in the sunlight. Sunlight sets them on fire.

The best way to harness the energy potential of a vampire is to place one in a transparent tank of water, and expose it to the sun. The heat of the reaction will turn the water to steam, driving a turbine, while immersion in water will prevent the vampire from burning away altogether.

Free energy, bitches.

>> No.1576961

>>1576958 Fyre is spayrkly

>> No.1576996

>>1576958
actually this is how you cure vamparism

>> No.1578064

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>>1576958
>mfw Daybreakers

>> No.1578591

bump

>> No.1578605

this is going to stay on here forever.

>> No.1579482

bump

>> No.1580276

bump

>> No.1580315

OP is a such a faggot and a fail troll.

Notice how HE is taking off HIS trip and just bumping over and over again.

>> No.1580397

>>1580315
noticed, bump.

>> No.1580402

This thread is not going to leave, is t?

Captcha: lachark function

>> No.1580896

bump

>> No.1580908

because of the way their systems absorb nutrients and blood the body has to redirect sodium outside of the rest of the stomach system for fear of diaglydation. The vampire species would long have died out if it weren't for a gene mutation that allowed for sodium to form platelets on the outside skin, which you can see shimmering in the sunlight, which some less educated people call "glitter".

>> No.1580910

Just sage, report, and hide it.

Nothing to see here folks.

>> No.1580921

>>1580910
Sage doesn't really do shit.
Also, the captchas are becoming fucking impossible to type.

>> No.1580927

>>1576468
Achievment unlocked: Maximum faggotry density

>> No.1580972

Keep it going guys.

>> No.1580981

/sci/ was better before Jennie and all the virgins kissing her ass in hopes of a fucking timestamp

sage

>> No.1581049

>>1580315
Mmmm, yea. I never posted in this thread.
>>1576807
>>1576933
>>1578064
>>1578591
>>1579482
>>1580276
>>1580896
All samefag, but not me. I was going to let this thread die because it obviously wasn't funny enough to warrant responses before i went to bed LAST FUCKING NIGHT.

>> No.1581083

bump

>> No.1581087

>>1581049
Poser.

>> No.1581096

>>1581083
>faggot

>> No.1581105

jennie, stop bumping this shit.

>> No.1581163

bump

>> No.1581191

They sparkle because they're engineers silly.

>> No.1581221

Will the mods delete this thread already?

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>>1581221 mods on /sci/

>> No.1581419

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>>1581419

>> No.1581425

Why is this thread still here?

>> No.1581428

>>1581425
OP won't delete it.

>> No.1581437

>>1580981

jennie is fat anyway. i don't want her saggy timestamp.

but i'll bump this because the rage is making me lol

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>>1581221
You must be new here. Welcome to 4chan. Here's your complimentary soda and 11-year old.

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