/sci/ - Science & Math

Did you get the jab?

>>15754082
No, i'm not retarded I just got really good sloppy and now my face and head are completely fucked.

>>15754061
IM NOT A DOCTOR
obviously it's brain fluid that's leaking out of your skull. you've probably had a hole in your skull for a long time, orgasming caused your blood pressure to shoot up and rupture your brain sac, now its leaking the brain juice.
you might want to plug that hole, idk how but maybe drain the leakage and wrap your head real tight with bandage, and hope for the best. or alternatively do what a nonretard does and go to the emergency room

>>15754061
Either you have HIV or a pinhole leak in your gay little brain.

>>15754089
also check this https://www.pennmedicine.org/for-patients-and-visitors/patient-information/conditions-treated-a-to-z/cerebrospinal-fluid-leak

>>15754061
You may need that fluid though. My brains leaked lots of times and I didn’t die so don’t freak.

>>15754089
>you've probably had a hole in your skull for a long time
I've never felt any holes in my head though? How big would the hole need to be to cause this issue?

>idk how but maybe drain the leakage
I have some sewing pins somewhere but I don't think they're sterile. I'll probably just use vodka to sterilise them if push comes to shove but I don't want to be rash.

>do what a nonretard does and go to the emergency room
And get a 90,000 dollar hospital bill? Fuck no.

what we all really want to know is, what is her phone number

>>15754096
>Either you have HIV
How the fuck would I get HIV from sloppy? It doesn't transmit through spit.

>>15754099
It's not spinal fluid though, it's near the top of my head at the back.

>>15754103
>My brains leaked lots of times
Why? What happened?

>>15754111
>Gets best blowie in your life
>Dies

Death by coom.

>>15754106
>I've never felt any holes in my head though? How big would the hole need to be to cause this issue?
idk maybe your skull didnt fuse properly as an infant, or your mom pushed pins into your head to kill you

>And get a 90,000 dollar hospital bill? Fuck no.
then vote for universal healthcare

>>15754124
>It's not spinal fluid though, it's near the top of my head at the back.
your brain and spine are connected, it's basically the same juice.

>>15754137
>then vote for universal healthcare
I do, I literally voted Democrat last election because they were the only major promising tax credits for the poor who seek medical treatment.

>>15754137
>your brain and spine are connected, it's basically the same juice.
Yeah but my spine feels fine, my head is fucked though.

>>15754164
sometimes it feels great being a leaf

>>15754061
she bonked you on the head and robbed you

How did OP manage to convince a chick to blow him, he looks like he's heavily balding

>>15754209
rohypnol and chains

>>15754061
Go to the ER. They'll set you up with something after with finance shit, they can't refuse you.

>>15754238
>They'll set you up with something after with finance shit,
Too expensive, i'm still paying off some foot surgery I got when I was 19, the shit cost 110,000 for a 2 hour operation.

>>15754257
Are you employed? Pay $10 a month.

>>15754259
>Are you employed?
No i'm a NEET, I only get government assistance.

>>15754274
You're eligible for medicaid, you dumbass. They'll sign you up there, just go.

>>15754259
Not him but American health care will fuck you over even if you have insurance

>>15754061
>I have no insurance so I can't go to hospital
Is dying better than being in debt?

>>15754257
>when I was 19
Fuck dude, why didn't you just Chapter 7 that shit? At 19 you couldn't have had anything worth keeping. Depending on how long it's been and what your current assets are, it may very well still be worthwhile. Bankruptcy really isn't that bad.

>>15754116
>>15754086
Bud, lmao, please stop calling it sloppy

>>15754283
Such is life in the US

>>15754299
>>15754288

>>15754106
>And get a 90,000 dollar hospital bill? Fuck no.
You can just not pay hospital bills. Very few hospitals will actually send your debt to collections. Or pretend to be homeless and don't give them an ID or anything; they still have to treat you.

>>15754164
haha weak degenerate faggot, hope you kissed her after she sucked some other guy's dick

"oh im so weak i need healthcare in the prime of my life!" get your genes purged phagg0t

>>15754630
>haha weak degenerate faggot, hope you kissed her after she sucked some other guy's dick

>>15755500
God that's literally me

>>15754086
Did she have the jab?

>>15754061
>She's gone now
Plot twist: back to Transylvania!

>>15755513
>God that's literally me
Are you a twink/femboy/trans? If you are send your discord.

>>15755537
No idea, didn't talk to her about politics.

>>15756787
Is the lump still there on the back of your head?

>>15756797
Yep

>>15756927
If you're on gubmint gibs, why don't you have state health insurance? If you're just going to let this go you deserve your spooky head lump

>>15754061
It's a kind of cyst, you need to get it drained. Go to the ER you stupid fuck

>>15754061

>>15754164
>promising tax credits for the poor
Nice to know the people can simply be bought. Democracy....aint it swell, guys?

That the dumbest, weakest, and most corrupted among you, dictate life for the rest...

>>15754061
>bald
>had sex
How did you manage it? Was she asian or something?

>>15757095
>Was she asian or something?
She was 3

>>15756933
>If you're on gubmint gibs, why don't you have state health insurance?
My state is shit when it comes to that and the governor refused to allocate funds to it because they wouldn't work with a hospital that was recieving state funds that was handing out bibles to every patient and wouldn't stop even after a court case.

>>15757038
>Nice to know the people can simply be bought
Yes? If you improve my quality of life I will vote for you, that's how it's supposed to work. Idgaf about abstract principles I just care about how the government will unfuck my life.

>>15757111
>that's how it's supposed to work
You deserve the stake.
>Idgaf about abstract principles
Yes, like freedom and justice for all.
>I just care about how the government will unfuck my life.
EXACTLY. "I give youauthority to manage my life for me, safety of not being respinsible for my own stupid actions."

MEANING ROME FELL BECAUSE OF YOU.

Youre not only anti-American, youre a traitor and heretic.

>>15757106
Either way, you have no income. They have to legally take you in at ER, and you settle things afterwards when you tell them that you have no way for them to findom you

go the ER dumbass

>>15754106
Vodka won't sterilize shit just desinfect. Rub the area w vodka and heat the needle red hot to sterilize it.