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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxw02nn9skc

Atheists = Told

By an 8 year old, no less.

>> No.1575278

That was a 40 year old man.
That was sattire.

>> No.1575300

FLAWLESS LOGIC

>I am a very committed chrisitan, but other religions are bad. Like Judaism and Arabianism. Please stop trying to kill America, Arabians.

>Christianity is just the perfect religion. And atheists, well, God will just punish you for your sins. The reason why it is so good, is because it makes so much sense! Think about it, how could there not be a God?

>If you cannot prove that God isn't real, then that means he is real!

>The reason that Judaism is not good is because the jews are bad people.

>Arabians are bad because they are terrorists.

>> No.1575352

>prove
>God

to both sides: stop associating these words...

>> No.1575776

OH GOD NOT KEITH

>> No.1575790

hahaha... this is fucking hilarious, the video I mean.

>> No.1575796

holy shit, look at his response to the people trolling him:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtDI7g6tAkA

> Actually, to all you mean commenters, I know why you're doing this: You're jealous of me. You know that God loves me more than you, as well as Jesus. After all, I've even gotten more christmas presents than you.

> I have such a large and beautiful house because Jesus thought that I deserved it. So he gave my father lots of money so my father could spend it on a house. And on ME.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52KfcX1FQ4E

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>> No.1575805

Is that face scaring anyone else.

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>> No.1575835

yeah look at those crazy eyes...future murderer right there

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>>1575796
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52KfcX1FQ4E

Psycho kid: "Hello, I just got back from CHURCH!"

Me: This is gonna be good...

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>> No.1575891

>>1575889
Oh god that face...

I'm not sleeping tonight

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>god loves me more than you

my face when christfag doesn't even know his own fair tales

>> No.1575953

What the fuck is this little kid balding?

>> No.1575967

i find this sad, actually. this poor kid has been totally brainfucked by his parents and religion that he will probably never have a normal sex life. It will fuck with his mind over the years in horrible ways, and he'll grow up being an introverted psychopathic sociopath who cant fathom why the normal person cant stand him.

He'll have an amazing childhood, but highschool is gonna suck. Real life after high school is going to make this kid want to kill himself.

Its just tragic, really.

>> No.1575990

>>1575967
>he'll grow up being an introverted psychopathic sociopath who cant fathom why the normal person cant stand him.
You mean he'll become a 4channer?!

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lol i maek OC

>> No.1576002

>>1575967
Religion thread... filled with trolls coming from every angle.

>> No.1576011

>>1575990
the stereotypical neckbearded 4channer, yea probably.

but a significant number of us (surprisingly) have lives, friends, sex, decent bodies, not completely awful faces and occasionally jobs.

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>> No.1576020

>>1575967
He's the son of rich super-christians. (ffs, there's stained glass windows on the wall behind him)

In my experience, people who are sheltered and/or rich and/or hyperreligious can be happy, but ONLY if they're kept in their little cult-bubble where everyone they talk to is exactly like them. Not only did this kid step out of his bubble, but he chose to do it in one of the worst ways possible by putting himself on youtube for people like us to mock. It's screwing up his worldview right now, and either his parents will realize what's going on and re-brainwash him before the damage becomes irreversible, or he'll realize that there's more to the world than bible thumping, and possibly grow into a normal human being. He's still young enough to change.

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>> No.1576036

>>1576020
What about those rich spoiled kids who destroy expensive things bought by their parents and upload the video to youtube?
They get flamed and keep doing it.

>> No.1576067

>>1576036
Well, that's different I guess. If he wants approval from the people he's "preaching" to, which he seems to, he's going about it all wrong. OTOH some people don't care about being accepted, which is fine.

>> No.1576093

>>1576015
Notice the dates?
Yeah, yeah...
Try something a bit more recent.
inb4 quantum physics turns scientists into atheists

>> No.1576131

A pointer for all you christfags:

If God is supposed to be an absolutely perfect and righteous entity, and if God is supposed to be omniscient and omnipotent, then why is it possible to sin? God could easily use his power to make these acts impossible altogether. If it is possible to sin, then there is no God.

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>> No.1576135

This kid is trying to copy one of the greatest YouTube kid trolls ever, BumpityBoo. If you don't know who BumpityBoo is, here's one of his vids http://www.youtube.com/user/BumpityBoo#p/u/14/ne1q5VKbdvQ

IF YOU CAN'T SEE THIS KID IS A FUCKING TROLL YOU'RE AN IDIOT AND YOU BELONG ON /A/ OR /B/

>> No.1576178

>>1576135
If the christfagism AND the butthurt are both acting, then his acting ability improved a metric fuckton between the first video and the last one.

I could buy that the first one or two were trolls, but IF they're trolls, then the kid's a shitty actor. If the last one/two are trolls, then he's a damn good actor (judging by those vids alone)

>> No.1576185

>>1576178
...whereas "bumpityboo" set the ol' troll alarm blaring inside of 15 seconds.

>> No.1576201

>>1576131
God doesn't love atheists, so why should he give a shit what you do in the first place?

>> No.1576255

>>1576131

"If it is possible to sin, then there is no God."

Stop. Think about this for five seconds. If you can't spot what is wrong, leave /sci/ forever because you obviously lack the capacity to think critically.

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>>1576255
>implying people here think critically.