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How would you do it?

>> No.15742688
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15742688

Buy a real one with 900k and pocket 100k.

>> No.15742691 [DELETED] 

>MUH ALLLIIIEENNZSSSTHHH!!!!!

>> No.15742781

>>15742674
take billions of single cell organisms in thousands of different agar dishes and expose them to varying levels of gamma radiation and try to multiply the most mutated and resilient samples until I end up with a new species and then claim it’s from space

>> No.15742795

>>15742674
>that pic
Notice how it looks like something based off of a literal child's drawing? Do you reckon this is incidental, like they couldn't have produced something more plausible-looking? Maybe you misunderstand the endgame, OP. Maybe it's not supposed to be realistic, because anything even superficially plausible is bound to catch the attention of some serious skeptics with real skills, and you're not gonna fool them no matter how good your prop looks. Maybe it's supposed to look fucking retarded so that it only catches the interest of pathological morons.

>> No.15742807

>>15742795
Maybe the aliens actually look retarded. The more advanced they are the more retarded they look. The most advanced race in the galaxy look like sock puppets with button eyes and they have 10000 IQ and can shape planets with their minds.

>> No.15742984

>>15742674
what the fukc is that niggas skelington? looks like the medical droid from star wars 3

>> No.15743018

probably not use easily identifiable human and animal bones for a start.

>> No.15743030
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some guy on reddit made a more convincing one lol

>> No.15743055

>>15742807
>10000 IQ and can shape planets with their minds
Aliens like this would have transcended their biological forms, becoming machines a long time ago. They would have no need to transport their old frail sock puppet bodies anywhere

>> No.15743062

>>15742674
i split it with an ayy 50/50 and use his grandmothers corpse then we blow it all in vegas.

>> No.15743063

>>15743055
cells are more effective than silicon. you are Projecting your idea of high technology onto aliens.

>> No.15743073

>>15743030
This is one far more realistic
>>15742674
This one looks like an elementary school project that you do in a clay workshop

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>> No.15743303 [DELETED] 

>>15742795
Irlt may be worse. They teach people increasingly stupid things, and remove those who refuse to listen, so only the most fanatic and naive morons remain. Changing gender was the patest step so far.

>> No.15743304

>>15742795
It may be worse. They teach people increasingly stupid things, and remove those who refuse to listen, so only the most fanatic and naive morons remain. Changing gender was the latest step so far.

>> No.15743365

>>15742674
I would make it look like an alien space squid instead of the typical big eyed midget humanoid meme

>> No.15743428
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>>15743030
That is so stupid, the moron doesn't have any idea how a desiccated corpse looks. The skull is all wrong and the worst part is the nose.

>> No.15743441

>>15742674
it's just an ancient prank. still works today, amazing

>> No.15743478

Why bother? I’d just buy some shitty Halloween prop, dip it in epoxy, and roll it around in dirt, and pocket the rest of the money. Anyone dumb enough to believe in aliens will lap it up, so eager to find a shred of evidence for their nu-age space religion.

>> No.15743509

>>15742807
To be fair. Intelligence seems to be correlates to neotenous appearance. Observe how the smartest animals (us) are the most baby-like in physical features (hairless, flat faced, big brained) compared to our primate cousins.

So maybe the most intelligent aliens look like fetuses plugged in to high tech cybernetic mobility systems

>> No.15743511

>>15743509
baby aliens. with lasers

>> No.15743689

>>15742674
I'd make damn sure it doesn't like one of those ayys from a 50s comic book

>> No.15743706

>>15742795
> Doesn't look like humans
You are a fucking idiot.

>> No.15743719

>>15743706
Whom are you quoting? How come almost everyone on this board is a clinical subhuman?

>> No.15743970

>>15742688
I have one real one to sell you

>> No.15744056
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>>15742674
Create an illegal human farm on some private island, then research gene editing to create abominations that look like aliens. To fund the research, sell the good looking lolis and shotas to wealthy bankers and democratic politicians.

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>>15744056
>find a mummified body of a young adolescent girl
>reshape her skull so it looks like the skull of an anime girl (big head, big eyes)
>attach giant insect antennas to her forehead

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>>15742674
>find a mummified body of a young adolescent girl
>reshape her skull so it looks like the skull of an anime girl (big head, big eyes)
>attach giant insect antennas to her forehead

>> No.15744077 [DELETED] 

>>15743030
Looks too stereotypical at least the Mexican one is unique

>> No.15744282

>>15742674
Easy, i'd use real bones, organs and muscles, then i'd stitch and glue it together, then mummify it.

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>>15742807
>The most advanced race in the galaxy look like sock puppets with button eyes and they have 10000 IQ and can shape planets with their minds.

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>> No.15744637

>>15742688
If you find a real one, the government might pay you a million to study it but some oligarch will pay you 2 million to fuck it.

>> No.15745735

>>15742674
>Fly to Epstein island
>Dig around

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>>15743970
Great! Give me your personal details so we can get in contact.

>> No.15745891

>>15744637
The chinks already paid me 3 millions to make penis pills out of it.

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>>15742674
dehydrate

>> No.15747490

theres a lot of fucked up ways someone could do it

>> No.15747528

>>15742781
>multiply the most mutated
/sci level of nonexist positive mutations. Why is this site retarded below any hope?

>> No.15747545

>>15742674
It's hilarious that humans expect aliens to be bi-pedal humanoids

>> No.15747552

>>15747545
what else would they be fucking smart ass poindexter?

>> No.15747560

>>15747545
your a fucking can't I want to smash your glasses off your face and drop all your books on the floor.

>> No.15747616

>>15743063
Absolutely not

>> No.15747699

>>15747552
crabs

>> No.15747703

>>15743030
stomach acidity is a bitch

>> No.15748431

>>15742807
Kek

>> No.15748442

>>15744074
You aren't allowed to buy Pochi, /a/ will cry.

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>>15742674
I heard these are just biomechanical avatars that an advanced being controls when navigating a risky environment, like a hazmat suit that's meant to die. That's why they don't care about "dying" and they don't care about losing ships because they're far past post scarcity so money is no item.

>> No.15748735

>>15748669
This monkey looks like he possesses great wisdom